Funny Nerd Test MBTI

[Norrsken]

Test

- Your Personality Type -
ISFJ: The Martyr

- Your Personality Description -

If you are an ISFJ, you are giving, generous, and believe strongly in sacrificing yourself to serve your fellow man. Whether you're spending the entire weekend cooking souffle for your husband's big dinner with his boss or giving over your body as a vehicle for the Shoggoth from beneath the ancient city of the Old Ones so that the Great Gods can rise again, selflessness and service are your hallmarks.

This generosity of spirit makes ISFJs admirably suited for any career positions involving being tied to altars or ancient ritual daggers. ISFJs also do well in positions such as teacher, doctor, and crack whore.

 

[Reborn Relic]

Champions of rule and tradition, defender of convention and order, the ESFJ values predictability, consistency, promptness, and continuity. This love of order, stability, and tradition most often manifests as a fanatical and almost compulsive control freakery, combined with an anal-retentive streak that is at once maddening and infuriating to those around them.

ESFJs are often friendly, outgoing, and generous, at least until you cross them. This generous nature, in combination with their obsessive need for control, makes them ideal for such jobs as Jedi master, senior bank teller, or middle management at a large chain department store. Most ESFJs die of heart attacks, at least the ones who aren't slain in a galactic power coup made possible by the rigid, dogmatic inflexibility and self-absorbed narcissism of their Jedi order.

1. Not me in the slightest.
2. I seriously hope this wasn't due to the IQ test. Probably wasn't--they very likely wanted to test the type/IQ correlations and so didn't actually link this to a result. XD
3. There's one question that I'd vary answering. Maybe I'll retake it with the small change.

Aaaaaand got ISFJ on the retake. XD

 

[Punderstorm]

The INFP is a dreamy, imaginative, idealist, capable of finding the good in anything or anyone, even something as foul as Newark, New Jersey. INFPs are sometimes dangerous to the well-being of society as a whole, as they are prone to adopting subversive and destructive ideologies like "The world should be fair," "People should treat one another well," and "You know, 'Friends' is a really, really stupid television show."

These irrational thought patterns may sometimes cause INFPs to run off and join the circus, the Resistance, or the Rebellion, where they tend to do well in any position requiring excellent hand-eye coordination or mastery of the Force.

I guess it's right, except about hand eye coordination!
The IQ stuff was weird, why didn't we get the scores back?

 

[MyCupOfTea]

The ENFP is a creative thinker who sees all humanity as connected to a cosmic whole, and gives of himself tirelessly to improve the condition of his fellow man.

Whether he's creating bizarre religions aimed at bringing us all back to our origins as immortal space aliens made of pure thought or conducting seminars and classes on alien abduction, the ENFP is always seeking the answers to the great mysteries of life, such as "Who are we?" and "How can I use two tin cans and a Radio Shack multimeter to bring enlightenment to the world?" and "What is it with UFOs and anal probing, anyway?"

RECREATION: The ENFP is gregarious, outgoing, and slightly silly; they often spend their leisure time engaged in role-playing games, having pillow fights that lead to wild, lustful lesbian orgies, or being abducted by space aliens.

COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.

Famous ENFPs include anyone who has ever dated Tom Cruise.

 

[fetus]

I got ISFJ.

I didn't even try on the IQ questions because I really don't give a shit. It's not worth my mental energy.

 

[MyCupOfTea]

I didn't even try on the IQ questions because I really don't give a shit. It's not worth my mental energy.

Smart move. I did try and didn't even get any feedback, damn it.

 

[Bush]

ISTPs are quiet, unassuming people, who tend to be mechanically gifted but withdrawn and reserved. ISTPs often need a great deal of personal space and "alone time," which may give others the impression that they are aloof; in reality, this time is necessary to hide their secret identities.

The typical ISTP leads a dual life; his outward reserve and quiet masks an inward seething rage at the injustice of life--often, the death of a loved one at the hands of a criminal. In this secret life, the ISTP uses his mechanical gifts to create a terrifying arsenal of bizarre weapons with which to strike fear into the heart of evil. Sometimes, ISTPs may become evil themselves, either slowly over a long period of time or in response to a perceived rejection from the very people they are trying to save.​

Pretty accurate description, like looking into a mirror

 

[/DG/]

I got ISFP, but S/N and J/P were essentially right on the line...

 

[chado]

what was your iqs?

 

[/DG/]

what was your iqs?

875

 

[Ghost of the dead horse]

 

[cosmic royal]

ISFJ

Oh dear me. It was the IQ questions, wasn't it.

 

[Ghost of the dead horse]

Smart move. I did try and didn't even get any feedback, damn it.

The sudden IQ test was unexpected and annoying. Didn't want to spend the 5 or what minutes on it. On the other hand I'd love to hear about their theory behind it and methods of application

 

[Smilephantomhive]

INFJ

Very close on sensing/intuition.

I love the way they worded the statements. I don't think this site takes themselves seriously, but I loved their tone.

Didn't try on the IQ test either, lol they're going to think we're a bunch of idiots.

Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

 

[Snickie]

Of course.

 

[Yama]

ISFJ

 

[iHeartCats]

 

[wolfnara]

ISFJ as well. lol
I didn't bother with the IQ questions. This correlating IQ with personality types is why I don't like mbti

 

[Forever]

I got ISFJ and did the IQ part. Didn't get a result on iq. -__-

 

[hjgbujhghg]

ESFP