Socio-Sexual Hierarchy Personality Test (for males only)

[Mal12345]

That sounds like gamma/sigma, delta, and omega mixed into one. I'm not sure how that would translate into a tier system; probably just the bottom half. It just goes to show how silly this stuff is.

Those are for males. Tiers are for females. I defined Tier 1 as "the cheerleader," but that's just a label. Tier 2 I defined as "the flag girl." Not popular and attractive enough to the Alpha males to be a cheerleader, but still wants to participate as if a cheerleader. Tier 3 is the "Clarinetist." She is unpopular, but serves a social function as drying the tears of members of higher tiers when they don't get what they want as defined by their socio-sexual tier status.

 

[Kanra Jest]

Sigma

You don't give a damn. You are off doing your own thing, with or without anyone's approval. You radiate cool and intrigue, and women find you intensely interesting, despite you not trying or noticing. You don't go to parties or social gatherings, but if you do, you're usually with a friend and a gorgeous woman you brought. You're the lone wolf of the hierarchy, almost as attractive as Alphas. You shun leadership in favor of getting the hell away from everyone.

 

[Pionart]

Alphas and Sigmas are all a bunch of bloody shafters, can't stress that enough

 

[Mal12345]

Alphas and Sigmas are all a bunch of bloody shafters, can't stress that enough

What's a "shafter"?

 

[Pionart]

What's a "shafter"?

people i don't like because they like to shaft

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Those are for males. Tiers are for females. I defined Tier 1 as "the cheerleader," but that's just a label. Tier 2 I defined as "the flag girl." Not popular and attractive enough to the Alpha males to be a cheerleader, but still wants to participate as if a cheerleader. Tier 3 is the "Clarinetist." She is unpopular, but serves a social function as drying the tears of members of higher tiers when they don't get what they want as defined by their socio-sexual tier status.

My high school's cheerleader captain used to make big googley eyes at me in social studies; she used to say she liked my voice when the teacher had me read passages from the text book. Why are the popular alpha girls always attracted to the weird loner guys but too proud to admit it in front of their friends?

I probably missed out on a lot of great sex in high school.

 

[Rambling]

I flipped the questions and came up with

Beta

You're attractive, confident, and a natural follower to an Alpha. You have it good. Life is not a constant struggle for you. You do not possess the radiating confidence of an Alpha, but women love you nonetheless. You share an Alpha's enthusiasm for social events, and are usually part of the leadership, but the leader himself. You are above average most things.

 

[Kanra Jest]

Alphas and Sigmas are all a bunch of bloody shafters, can't stress that enough

Well that's not very nice to generalize all of one type.

 

[Pionart]

Well that's not very nice to generalize all of one type.

it's not a generalisation when it's true

 

[Kanra Jest]

it's not a generalisation when it's true

No generalization is 100% true. so hah

 

[Pionart]

No generalization is 100% true. so hah

Yeah well I don't generalise

Everything I say is 100% true

 

[Kanra Jest]

Yeah well I don't generalise

Everything I say is 100% true

That's assuming you've been around all stigma' that have ever existed and thus know everything. Perhaps I shall speak to them all and see for myself, hm?

 

[Mal12345]

My high school's cheerleader captain used to make big googley eyes at me in social studies; she used to say she liked my voice when the teacher had me read passages from the text book. Why are the popular alpha girls always attracted to the weird loner guys but too proud to admit it in front of their friends?

Because they don't want to drop in social status as defined by their peers.

 

[TeezerK]

Well I have to be sigma

 

[Maou]

I got sigma.

 

[Norexan]

Alpha

You're dominant, confident, and attractive to women. And you know it. People naturally look to you as a leader. You set women a-tingle when you enter the room. Women find ways to excuse your misbehavior.

Yes my friend told once that I am Alpha and most of you know my opinions lol.

 

[Morpeko]

Sigma

You don't give a damn. You are off doing your own thing, with or without anyone's approval. You radiate cool and intrigue, and women find you intensely interesting, despite you not trying or noticing. You don't go to parties or social gatherings, but if you do, you're usually with a friend and a gorgeous woman you brought. You're the lone wolf of the hierarchy, almost as attractive as Alphas. You shun leadership in favor of getting the hell away from everyone.

 

[Kephalos]

Delta

You are average in appearance, attitude, and dominance. Women are strongly attracted to Alphas, but Deltas are usually the providers whom they settle down with. They glorify women, but are not entirely at ease with their Delta status (unlike Alphas, Betas, and Sigmas). You are part of the great majority of men out there.

I don't mind the description, I just wish they hadn't used the picture of the most annoying boxer in movie history.

 

[yeghor]

Delta

You are average in appearance, attitude, and dominance. Women are strongly attracted to Alphas, but Deltas are usually the providers whom they settle down with. They glorify women, but are not entirely at ease with their Delta status (unlike Alphas, Betas, and Sigmas). You are part of the great majority of men out there.

Putting this chart from the net here. It nicely summarizes each demanor.

It applies to females as well, I do not understand why they restrict these things to males only.