Socio-Sexual Hierarchy Personality Test (for males only)

[Mal12345]

"Once you've seen beautiful married women ignoring tall, handsome, wealthy, and even famous men because that ugly old troll Henry Kissinger walked in the room, you simply can't deny the reality of Alphadom."

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

I really appreciate your refreshing lack of political-mindedness in a world where supposedly benevolent politics is furthering the repression of freedom, mainly through their nagging and empty, screeching protestations. I prefer my typology to be unpoliticized.

The female gender has an affiliation with a set of social tiers. Tier 1 consists of the girls who would likely make the cheerleader squad. Tier 2 consists of those girls who would likely make it as a flag girl. Tier 3 girls aren't popular enough to be a flag girl, but might be very skilled with the clarinet in the marching band, and this group membership gives them the social satisfaction they need.

Are you still in high school? Honest question. Not being a smart ass.

 

[Mal12345]

Are you still in high school? Honest question. Not being a smart ass.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

 

[Galaxy Gazer]

Are you still in high school? Honest question. Not being a smart ass.

So someone can't find humor and enjoyment in something and not associate it with politics if they're out of high school?

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

So someone can't find humor and enjoyment in something and not associate it with politics if they're out of high school?

That is what you got out of that question? That is a lot.

 

[Mal12345]

So someone can't find humor and enjoyment in something and not associate it with politics if they're out of high school?

It's the devolution of society played out on a tiny web forum. We can't post anything without something questioning its political status.

 

[Yama]

You would or would not have take it anyway?

Would have, I mean it's just a random quiz on the internet, meant for amusement rather than to be taken seriously

 

[/DG/]

So what happens if a woman takes this quiz? What do the results mean then?

The universe will implode.

 

[Jaguar]

You posted a test with a question about a high school prom coming up? Give me a break.

 

[prplchknz]

The universe will implode.

can confirm other females have taken this quiz the universe did indeed implode then got its shit together and acted like business as usual.

 

[RobinSkye]

Whoever wrote this needs to revisit grammar school.

Sigma.

 

[Forever]

Delta. Deltas got the D so it's all good.

 

[Mal12345]

You posted a test with a question about a high school prom coming up? Give me a break.

In your case you'll just have to use some imagination.

If you took it, what was your result?

 

[Jaguar]

If you took it

Get serious.

 

[/DG/]

can confirm other females have taken this quiz the universe did indeed implode then got its shit together and acted like business as usual.

Goddamnit, prp! Are you trying to kill us all???

 

[prplchknz]

Goddamnit, prp! Are you trying to kill us all???

yeaaaanomaybe

 

[CitizenErased]

So I changed the gender and did it the same, got Sigma, which looks surprisingly accurate, though I don't know which the theory behind it is. And really, labeling people into stratums, dividing sycophants from guys who haven't memorized Barney Stinson's Playbook is just lame.

Does the test/division serve any purpose other than lowering the self-esteem?

 

[RobinSkye]

So I changed the gender and did it the same, got Sigma, which looks surprisingly accurate, though I don't know which the theory behind it is. And really, labeling people into stratums, dividing sycophants from guys who haven't memorized Barney Stinson's Playbook is just lame.

Does the test/division serve any purpose other than lowering the self-esteem?

All social systems serve the purpose of keeping people "in their place." The lowering of self-esteem is just one of many aspects of the strategy.

 

[Hawthorne]

Sigma.

Wait. There are people who go to concerts for reasons other than watching the concert? News to me.