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Oxford Capacity Analysis: In just one hour you can test the 10 key personality trai

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Free Personality Test - Oxford Capacity Analysis - Church of Scientology

Found this on a slip of paper on the ground.

You have to put in a bunch of fake information, but it'll take you to the test once you do. I haven't gone through it yet because there are a billion fucking questions. I might brave the storm later.

But if you want to give yourself the knowledge of you, this will apparently help.
 

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having recently watched a documentary on scientologists, I'm kind of scared that if I take it they may show up on my doorstep and kidnap me, or try to get in contact with me some other way :unsure:

if it's a zillion questions, I'll just have to see how bored I get/how badly I'm putting off doing something!
 

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After 200 questions:

Congratulations Maia!
Please print this form and come in to the Church of Scientology of San Diego to get your results today!

T.T
 

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After 200 questions:

Congratulations Maia!
Please print this form and come in to the Church of Scientology of San Diego to get your results today!

T.T

... Shit.

Thanks for giving us all a heads-up, though

Does the form say anything cool, at least..?
 

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After 200 questions:

Congratulations Maia!
Please print this form and come in to the Church of Scientology of San Diego to get your results today!

T.T

What did y'all expect? The "Church" of Scientology is just an organization that exists to take people's money.
 

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... Shit.

Thanks for giving us all a heads-up, though

Does the form say anything cool, at least..?

Sadly no. Just directions to the nearest scientology church and options to pick your appointment time.
 

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But if you want to give yourself the knowledge of you, this will apparently help.

Fuck that, J. Your stupid Scientology fortune cookie is not distracting the people from the real problem here.

Where's the damn puppy? That puppy was my friend and narrator for all of your forum contributions. You've taken him and replaced him with creepy, muted pastel clown frog, and you're just gonna play that shit off like it's no big deal??

It's not right. It's just not right. And we want answers. :mad:
 

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lol, sounds like time share.
 

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Fuck that, J. Your stupid Scientology fortune cookie is not distracting the people from the real problem here.

Where's the damn puppy? That puppy was my friend and narrator for all of your forum contributions. You've taken him and replaced him with creepy, muted pastel clown frog, and you're just gonna play that shit off like it's no big deal??

It's not right. It's just not right. And we want answers. :mad:

Halloween avatar swap. Puppy's going to be back very soon :)
 

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having recently watched a documentary on scientologists, I'm kind of scared that if I take it they may show up on my doorstep and kidnap me, or try to get in contact with me some other way :unsure:
Was it Going Clear? I watched that a couple weeks ago and read the book last year.
 

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Was it Going Clear? I watched that a couple weeks ago and read the book last year.

yes it was! :holy:

the man has some strange love of watching anything dealing with creepy organizations or conspiracy theories, so as soon as he saw it he was like "I know what we're watching this evening!" :laugh:
 

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yes it was! :holy:

the man has some strange love of watching anything dealing with creepy organizations or conspiracy theories, so as soon as he saw it he was like "I know what we're watching this evening!" :laugh:
Well I recommend the book too. It covers a whole lot more than a 2 hour movie can. :sherlock:
 

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Going Clear is fantastic.
 
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