JocktheMotie
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Easy 1 Question Love Languages Test
- Thread starter JocktheMotie
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five sounds
MyPeeSmellsLikeCoffee247
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Stage 5 Clinger
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times.
lol cool quiz jock. whoever could create such an accurate one question quiz must be a tru genius.
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times.
lol cool quiz jock. whoever could create such an accurate one question quiz must be a tru genius.
Olm the Water King
across the universe
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Words or Some Shit
What people say is important to you and makes you feel good, despite the fact words are the easiest love language to fake. "I love you, playbuzz quiz taker. My life was incomplete without you, but now that we've found each other we can live happily ever after." Wow that was easy. I didn't even have to Google what to say. Anyways, you're very easy to please as long as your partner has a good script, and even if they don't, a sincere apology overrides all. You're susceptible to abuse because words are everything and unlike Shakira, you know that Hips DO lie, as do the fists and household objects that come whirling towards you. It's fine though, they say they love you and they'd never hurt you baby. Avoid the Handsy Whoar who will sweet talk your unmentionables away instantly, look to Slave Labor who will at least play lip service to you while they instruct you how to wash the dishes.
What people say is important to you and makes you feel good, despite the fact words are the easiest love language to fake. "I love you, playbuzz quiz taker. My life was incomplete without you, but now that we've found each other we can live happily ever after." Wow that was easy. I didn't even have to Google what to say. Anyways, you're very easy to please as long as your partner has a good script, and even if they don't, a sincere apology overrides all. You're susceptible to abuse because words are everything and unlike Shakira, you know that Hips DO lie, as do the fists and household objects that come whirling towards you. It's fine though, they say they love you and they'd never hurt you baby. Avoid the Handsy Whoar who will sweet talk your unmentionables away instantly, look to Slave Labor who will at least play lip service to you while they instruct you how to wash the dishes.
Also
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Sugar Daddy
You're the Sugar Daddy/Mommy. As in, that's what you need to feel loved. Nothing feels better than that purse or gadget that a small 7 year hold stitched or soldered together for you at absurd markup. Love for you is directly correlated with the GDP of your mate. You're not shallow and materialistic though, you just have good taste and like your comforts, like that fancy new Cecil the Lion pelt you use to dry off your undercarriage after you use the bidet in one of the 7 bathrooms you have. You'll go well with any other type provided you can fulfill their needs enough for them to overlook you for the conspicuous consuming trash that you are.
That picture is everything.
You're the Sugar Daddy/Mommy. As in, that's what you need to feel loved. Nothing feels better than that purse or gadget that a small 7 year hold stitched or soldered together for you at absurd markup. Love for you is directly correlated with the GDP of your mate. You're not shallow and materialistic though, you just have good taste and like your comforts, like that fancy new Cecil the Lion pelt you use to dry off your undercarriage after you use the bidet in one of the 7 bathrooms you have. You'll go well with any other type provided you can fulfill their needs enough for them to overlook you for the conspicuous consuming trash that you are.
That picture is everything.
JocktheMotie
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I agree, this person is some kind of pro.
Doctor Cringelord
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sugar daddy in tha hizzy
miss fortune
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Slave Labour
Your true love knows that for you, subservience is the way to thawing that ice cold taskmaster heart of yours. You busy yourself with inane tasks other people don't give a shit enough to help you with, so your mind equates labor with love. Talk is cheap, but watching your SO on their hands on knees scrubbing the toilet while you're free to kick back for some Netflix and Chill is romance at its core. Hey, you're easy to love, as long as this itemized and prioritized list of menial shit you want to do is co-opted by your mate. You'll match up well with Words or Some Shit, since if you doll out worthy praise your partner will be all too happy to do your bidding.
that's right... they must earn my love with hard labor
Your true love knows that for you, subservience is the way to thawing that ice cold taskmaster heart of yours. You busy yourself with inane tasks other people don't give a shit enough to help you with, so your mind equates labor with love. Talk is cheap, but watching your SO on their hands on knees scrubbing the toilet while you're free to kick back for some Netflix and Chill is romance at its core. Hey, you're easy to love, as long as this itemized and prioritized list of menial shit you want to do is co-opted by your mate. You'll match up well with Words or Some Shit, since if you doll out worthy praise your partner will be all too happy to do your bidding.
that's right... they must earn my love with hard labor
BadOctopus
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Slave Labour
Your true love knows that for you, subservience is the way to thawing that ice cold taskmaster heart of yours. You busy yourself with inane tasks other people don't give a shit enough to help you with, so your mind equates labor with love. Talk is cheap, but watching your SO on their hands on knees scrubbing the toilet while you're free to kick back for some Netflix and Chill is romance at its core. Hey, you're easy to love, as long as this itemized and prioritized list of menial shit you want to do is co-opted by your mate. You'll match up well with Words or Some Shit, since if you doll out worthy praise your partner will be all too happy to do your bidding.
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Yeah, that's right. Now bring me a goblet of something cool and refreshing. And I wish for some music. Does anyone have a fiddle?
Your true love knows that for you, subservience is the way to thawing that ice cold taskmaster heart of yours. You busy yourself with inane tasks other people don't give a shit enough to help you with, so your mind equates labor with love. Talk is cheap, but watching your SO on their hands on knees scrubbing the toilet while you're free to kick back for some Netflix and Chill is romance at its core. Hey, you're easy to love, as long as this itemized and prioritized list of menial shit you want to do is co-opted by your mate. You'll match up well with Words or Some Shit, since if you doll out worthy praise your partner will be all too happy to do your bidding.
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Yeah, that's right. Now bring me a goblet of something cool and refreshing. And I wish for some music. Does anyone have a fiddle?
Julius_Van_Der_Beak
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Words or Some Shit
What people say is important to you and makes you feel good, despite the fact words are the easiest love language to fake. "I love you, playbuzz quiz taker. My life was incomplete without you, but now that we've found each other we can live happily ever after." Wow that was easy. I didn't even have to Google what to say. Anyways, you're very easy to please as long as your partner has a good script, and even if they don't, a sincere apology overrides all. You're susceptible to abuse because words are everything and unlike Shakira, you know that Hips DO lie, as do the fists and household objects that come whirling towards you. It's fine though, they say they love you and they'd never hurt you baby. Avoid the Handsy Whoar who will sweet talk your unmentionables away instantly, look to Slave Labor who will at least play lip service to you while they instruct you how to wash the dishes.
What people say is important to you and makes you feel good, despite the fact words are the easiest love language to fake. "I love you, playbuzz quiz taker. My life was incomplete without you, but now that we've found each other we can live happily ever after." Wow that was easy. I didn't even have to Google what to say. Anyways, you're very easy to please as long as your partner has a good script, and even if they don't, a sincere apology overrides all. You're susceptible to abuse because words are everything and unlike Shakira, you know that Hips DO lie, as do the fists and household objects that come whirling towards you. It's fine though, they say they love you and they'd never hurt you baby. Avoid the Handsy Whoar who will sweet talk your unmentionables away instantly, look to Slave Labor who will at least play lip service to you while they instruct you how to wash the dishes.
Julius_Van_Der_Beak
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[MENTION=5639]JocktheMotie[/MENTION], why you no likea my posta? I feel excluded.
JocktheMotie
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FINALLY another whoar.
[MENTION=5639]JocktheMotie[/MENTION], why you no likea my posta? I feel excluded.
Being withholding makes me incredibly happy. Especially to those who desire the affirmation.
Aww yisssss.
Julius_Van_Der_Beak
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You're MEAN! You don't have any secret plans or agenda here, you're just MEAN!
Frosty
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Stage 5 Clinger
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times.
lol cool quiz jock. whoever could create such an accurate one question quiz must be a tru genius.
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times.
lol cool quiz jock. whoever could create such an accurate one question quiz must be a tru genius.
evilrubberduckie
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Well, firstly. None of these options appealed to me. All of them seemed pretty worthless way to tell someone you love them.
But I ended up settling with slave labor. Nothing says "I love you" more then putting effort in doing something you dont want to do. But doing it anyway because your partner believe its important.
Plus Slave Labor. How can I resist that?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas. A step closer to world domination.
Soon... soon.
But I ended up settling with slave labor. Nothing says "I love you" more then putting effort in doing something you dont want to do. But doing it anyway because your partner believe its important.
Plus Slave Labor. How can I resist that?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas. A step closer to world domination.
Soon... soon.
Chrysanthe
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Handsy whoar. 
Vasilisa
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to suck up another
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times
Stage 5 Clinger
You basically want to suck up another person's time and headspace because you simply cannot imagine why someone who loves you wouldn't want to be attached to you on a near constant basis. You might be introverted, and accustomed to focusing your entire world around personal minutia so your true love would make you that personal minutia. Avoid the Sugar Daddy/Mommy who will just try to buy you off. Your best match is the Handsy Whoar who will at least want to spend as much time with you, however you'll have to settle for an orifice being penetrated at all times
