Serial Killer Tests

[Nighthawk]

Gacy ... I don't buy it. I won't even kill insects.

 

[digesthisickness]

i gotta say, that i can't help but not be too worried about a serial killer that's so stupid that he has to take a test to find out if he's a serial killer.

 

[Totenkindly]

After test: David Berkowitz? I'm the Son of Sam?

These are very odd tests. I don't even talk to my dog.

 

[PuddleRiver]

1. Negative
2. Son of Sam
3. You're about as close to being a serial killer as a politician in confession, but keep an open mind anyway. Your mother didn't really mean to throw you away just so she could keep the stork.

 

[cafe]

After test: David Berkowitz? I'm the Son of Sam?

These are very odd tests. I don't even talk to my dog.

Yeah, he told me about that. You really should, you know. He gets lonely with only me to talk to.

 

[Totenkindly]

Yeah, he told me about that. You really should, you know. He gets lonely with only me to talk to.

Oh, wonderful: My dog not only talks, but he knows how to use a cell phone!

(Excuse me, I need to go kill something.)

 

[The Ü™]

I talk to my dog; she's the only friend I have.

 

[Zergling]

For the first one, I've heard that particular joke before.

Second one: David Berkowitz

Third one: That's it? Are you serious? At this time, a murderous assault by you would be about the same as being ravaged by a dead sheep. You need to watch more 'nightly news' to enhance your bloodthirsty transgression.

 

[Metamorphosis]

How the hell did I get Jeffrey Dahmer when I put that I was completely secure in my sexuality, and that it does not in any way involve homosexuality? Coupled with nurturing home environment and all that....WTF?

 

[attila_the_hunny]

Gacy ... I don't buy it. I won't even kill insects.

Another Gacy...I have to buttfuck kill the competition!

 

[Totenkindly]

Another Gacy...I have to buttfuck kill the competition!

Oh stop clowning around!

 

[The Ü™]

Oh stop clowning around!

Hahaha!!!

When I saw Saw for the first time, I remember saying something like, "He's on his last leg!"

 

[The Ü™]

Here's my own pseudo-scientific killer analysis:

WHY TEMPERAMENTS KILL​

SJ:

1. "I was following orders."
2. "I love my country."
3. "All my friends do it."

SP:

1. "Because it was fun."
2. "I wanted to get rich quick."
3. "I needed to survive."

NF:

1. "I was setting my people free."
2. "God told me to kill."
3. "I was creating a new style of art."

NT:

1. "I felt like I was God. UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
2. "I wanted to see what it would be like."
3. "I just love to play mind games with the cops!"

 

[Falcarius]

Ed Gein.

 

[prplchknz]

1.Not a killer
2.Ed Gein
3.Not a killer

 

[The Ü™]

What about a serial rapist test? I'm a serial rapist. I rape Cheerios, Fruit Loops, and Apple Jacks!!!

 

[Totenkindly]

What about a serial rapist test? I'm a serial rapist. I rape Cheerios, Fruit Loops, and Apple Jacks!!!

It's that small?

 

[The Ü™]

It's that small?

Yes, and that's my motive! Jealousy!

 

[Totenkindly]

Yes, and that's my motive! Jealousy!

That sounds more like a crime of passion.

I thought rape was about power. (Get your criminal motivations straight!)

 

[The Ü™]

So it's a crime to rape breakfast foods?