What hot dog are you?

[Mal12345]

"Back in the day, we stomped around singing about wishing to be Oscar Mayer wieners. And we liked it, because that's the way it was."

Perhaps you are an old hot dog now because you wisely chose not to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Playing the age card is lame.

 

[Grand Admiral Crunch]

Playing the age card is lame.

My grandpa told me to post it. He thought it was funny. But my grandpa's an ageist. He hates old people.

No, sorry. I genuinely thought you'd find it funny. My apologies. Humor fail.

 

[Mal12345]

My grandpa told me to post it. He thought it was funny. But my grandpa's an ageist. He hates old people.

No, sorry. I genuinely thought you'd find it funny. My apologies. Humor fail.

My wife and I sometimes debate with each other about which one of us is going to pass away first.

 

[Thalassa]

Crazy Gourmet Hot Dog That Looks Like a Baked Potato

Only the best of the bizarre for me, thank you very much.

 

[Ene]

Um...I don't mean to rain on the barbeque, but who wants to be a hot dog anyway?

I mean you're bound to get bitten or thrown out to the canines or fed to the cat or flushed down the toilet or dropped in the fire or roasted or drowned in mustard and other stuff...maybe smothered in cheese? Nope. If you ask me, life is much easier when you're not a hot dog.

 

[meme duchess]

Veggie Dog

You're a veggie dog! You're different and not afraid to deviate from the norm. People are a little bit skeptical at first, but are always keen to warm up to you. Don't let the haters stop you from doing yo thang, my friend, because you're doing just fine.

EDIT: Okay, description's sweet and all but who the fuck likes veggie dogs?

 

[chubber]

Crazy Gourmet Hot Dog that Resembles a Baked Potato wtf

You're this crazy gourmet dog that may or may not actually be a baked potato! You're meticulous and have high standards in life - especially for your food. When it comes down to it, you're a planner and love a bit of indulgence.

I'll try it, but I'm not sure I'll like it.

If I could choose for myself. I like me a boerie

 

[Hawthorne]

Jalapeno Cheddar Dog

You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog! You come with quite the kick and probably pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.

How'd it figure this from my favorite boy band and least undesirable forehead tattoo?

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Im a plain hot dog.

 

[RedAmazoneFriendZone]

You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog!

Pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.

I prefer cats

 

[Frosty]

Jalapeno Cheddar Dog

You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog! You come with quite the kick and probably pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.

 

[Chrysanthe]

Crazy Gourmet Hot Dog that Resembles a Baked Potato:

You're this crazy gourmet dog that may or may not actually be a baked potato! You're meticulous and have high standards in life - especially for your food. When it comes down to it, you're a planner and love a bit of indulgence.


I actually have high standards for what I can eat, but once a food passes that test I can't really care enough what I'm eating. So basically I am picky but at the same time have absolutely no sense of fine taste.

 

[Fuzz]

Veggie Dog

 

[Ingrid in grids]

I got the gummy hotdog, but I know my true hotdog type.

 

[Morpeko]

Crazy Gourmet Hot Dog that Resembles a Baked Potato

You're this crazy gourmet dog that may or may not actually be a baked potato! You're meticulous and have high standards in life - especially for your food. When it comes down to it, you're a planner and love a bit of indulgence.

Only quality tests for me.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Jalapeno Cheddar Dog

You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog! You come with quite the kick and probably pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.

Jalapeno Cheddar Dog

 

[Maou]

Jalapeno Cheddar Dog

You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog! You come with quite the kick and probably pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.

 

[Luminous]

Gummi Hot Dog

You're a Gummi Hot Dog! You may be thinking to yourself "this isn't a real hot dog" - but it totally is a legitimate answer. You're the sweetest of the bunch and creative with enough enthusiasm for everyone.