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Which Female Celebrity Should You Have Sex With?

Kullervo

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I thought this was kind of funny. lol

Which Female Celebrity Should You Have Sex With

My result:

Which Female Celebrity Should You Have Sex With?

You got: Emilia Clarke/Khaleesi
Sex with the Mother of Dragons? You better believe it! She’s on every man’s wish list, and tonight she’s yours and yours only. Ohhhhh yes.
 

chickpea

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You got: Scarlett Johansson
You won’t just be screaming yes to this answer - but all night long. Enjoy the best sex of your life with Scarlett. Hallelujah.

I do not disagree with this result.
 

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Which Female Celebrity Should You Have Sex With?

You got: Mila Kunis​

Oh, Mila. She’s what dreams are made of and she’s about to make yours come true. Are you ready? You better be.
 

Lady Lazarus

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You got: Mila Kunis

Oh, Mila. She’s what dreams are made of and she’s about to make yours come true. Are you ready? You better be.
 

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You got: Taylor Swift

Think she’s cute and girly? Well you’re in for a surprise tonight my friend. Taylor wants to show you a goooood time.


... and then she'd write a song about it. :laugh:
 

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You got: Katy Perry
Well hello there Miss Katy Perry! Ready for the time of your life? She’s going to give you one cheeky, lovely time. And you’ll never be the same way again.


Oh, sure, if I swung that way. She'd be my knock-off Zooey Deschanel. Sweet. Only, at some point during a sexy dessert party—and I assume that happens nightly—I'd die in a freak Smarties® accident, becoming a mere footnote in unauthorized Katy Perry biographies.


Sounds awful.


You can get RYAN GOSLING on the male celebrity version of this test. Nevermind, you can't because I already did. :pinkcuffs:
 
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You got: Taylor Swift

Think she’s cute and girly? Well you’re in for a surprise tonight my friend. Taylor wants to show you a goooood time.


... and then she'd write a song about it. :laugh:


That's who I got too. Meh.​
 

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Slow-thought answer:
You got: Mila Kunis
Oh, Mila. She’s what dreams are made of and she’s about to make yours come true. Are you ready? You better be.

Impulsive answer:
You got: Jessica Alba
Well, aren’t you lucky? So hot, so cute, so sensual. It’s time to have sex with Jessica Alba, and you KNOW it.
 

Qlip

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Jessica Alba, meh.
 

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Oh HELL YEAH.
Beat that, oh wait, you can't. :')

You got: Scarlett Johansson
You won’t just be screaming yes to this answer - but all night long. Enjoy the best sex of your life with Scarlett. Hallelujah.

 
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