how sterotypically white are you?

[Doctor Cringelord]

You checked off 24 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.


You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

 

[Norrsken]

You checked off 29 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

I'm Hispanic but this seems more like How White Trash Are You? to me.

 

[MattHerman]

You checked off 8 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

I'm actually half white, but then again it does say stereotypically white

 

[wolfnara]

10/100
Not White

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

 

[NAPSTABLOOK22]

You checked off 27 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

 

[Lord Lavender]

You checked off 42 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are pretty darn white. You sometimes miss on high-fives, but you have a good sense of humor about it. And even though the majority of your close friends are white, your larger group of friends is pretty diverse.

 

[Mayflower]

You checked off 3 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

I love the cheery congratulations of "Not White". Did I win the lottery?

 

[Forever]

20 out of 100 and I was thinking I'd like beat a lot of people. Turns out I'm not that white

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

I'm not white. I'm clear.

 

[Forever]

I'm not white. I'm clear.

Iridescently clear

 

[Yuurei]

How Stereotypically White Are You?
You checked off 6 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

"Congratulations?" How is that not racist?

Anyway, they should just call this "The entitlement test" Think I'll share this every time a "Minority" assumes that I'm entitled just because I'm white: sorry dickhole, you most likely have far more privilege than I. Which is fine. I like my perspective from down here on the ground.

 

[EcK]

Is there a "How stereotypically black are you" questionnaire giving you extra point if one of your relatives or/and you went to jail?

 

[EcK]

7/100

1 -So I laughed at Monthly Python
2 - Watched more than one Wes Anderson movies (who hasn't)
3 - I know how to ski,
4- watched fox news (who hasn't),
5- Watched Juno (I like movies)
6 - And I said I can't tan because - obviously - being very light skinned it peels, burns and I don't want skin cancer.
7- Last but not least, I've been offended (well more like pissed off) by racist comments against whites. Because very ironically this test implicitly recognizes anti-white racism.

 

[EcK]

How Stereotypically Black Are You?
HelloQuizzy.com: The How Black Are You Test
There you go. Neither one is asking about relatives in jail, though.

Well that's dumb, in the USA it would be a very good predictor of blackness statistically speaking. Buzzfeed needs to start hiring people with 3 digit IQs or stop being such pussies when it comes to making jokes at the expense of anybody who doesn't happen to be white.

I'm down for jokes if everyone is fair game, but this seem like the ramblings 12 year-old SJWs.
esp. as if you get a high score you get some this condescending message:
"You’ve done it! You are the whitest person ever. Congratulations on your success in life. Feel free to share this with all of your friends, who are, no doubt, also white."
Screenshot at 20:00:57 | ScreenCloud

*eye roll*

 

[Falcarius]

You checked off 8 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

 

[Yuurei]

7/100

1 -So I laughed at Monthly Python
2 - Watched more than one Wes Anderson movies (who hasn't)
3 - I know how to ski,
4- watched fox news (who hasn't),
5- Watched Juno (I like movies)
6 - And I said I can't tan because - obviously - being very light skinned it peels, burns and I don't want skin cancer.
7- Last but not least, I've been offended (well more like pissed off) by racist comments against whites. Because very ironically this test implicitly recognizes anti-white racism.

I...don't even know who Wes Anderson is. I am really not a big movie-person.

Hell, I hadn't been to the theatre in decades until I started dating my husband...half the time I only go to humor him.

 

[EcK]

I...don't even know who Wes Anderson is. I am really not a big movie-person.

Hell, I hadn't been to the theatre in decades until I started dating my husband...half the time I only go to humor him.

rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, the grand budapest hotel, fantastic mr. fox, darjeeling limited ...

 

[Hiraeth]

You checked off 23 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you've done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

Yup I'm not. Only like an 1/8th or a 1/16th. And yeah, I hate myself for doing the chicken dance, but I had no other choice because I was forced to in my P.E. dance class.

 

[Merced]

You checked off 43 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are pretty darn white. You sometimes miss on high-fives, but you have a good sense of humor about it. And even though the majority of your close friends are white, your larger group of friends is pretty diverse.

God, I fucking hate Buzzfeed so much.

 

[hjgbujhghg]

You checked off 11 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

I honestly had no idea what most of the celebrity names and movies actually are....I guess I am ignorant like that.