how sterotypically white are you?

[DiscoBiscuit]

According to the poll not very.

 

[Forever_Jung]

Anyway, this post is getting way too serious for commentary on a Buzzfeed quiz on a Friday afternoon, I am going outside to enjoy the sunshine and will catch you guys later.

Edit: herpa derp, I am dumb, nevermind what I said.

 

[Eilonwy]

This thread reminded me of this SNL skit:

 

[Hive]

This thread reminded me of this SNL skit:

 

[Eilonwy]

 

[Hive]

 

[Eilonwy]

I can't believe they thought that was a good idea.



But I couldn't help laughing 'til I cried and OMGing. Um, no. Just no.

 

[Hive]

What, you didn't?

 

[Such Irony]

12/100

Not white!

 

[PancakeMix]

29/100 - Not that white

A bit surprising considering I am white.

 

[Frosty]

You checked off 21 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.


Whaaaaaaa!!! What am I then, martian?!

Not that surprised though because a large amount of the stuff was pop culture related and I have never been amazing at keeping up with that stuff, much less having an opinion.

 

[Jet Stream]

Moreso than I'd like to be lol

 

[Qlip]

8, Not White. It would've been lower, but I've been living in Northern California. It makes you do things.

 

[Cygnus]

"You checked off 15 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

"Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit."


No, I'm a nerd and I'm a boring person who never does anything out of sheer laziness.

I'm pale on the outside. And I'm redheaded.

That is my fetish.

 

[miss fortune]

10/100

I wear spf 70 even in the winter if there's a chance that the sun might get to me and the man jokes that in an electrical outage I could just take off my clothes and we'd have plenty of light

however, I'm over the age of 25 and don't give a fuck about the crap on the radio these days (now I sound curmudgeony!)

I do love NPR though

 

[Yama]

"You checked off 13 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit."

 

[iHeartCats]

"You checked off 14 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit."

Time to stop using SPF on my milk and get cancer

 

[BadOctopus]

You checked off 21 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

I don't do any of those things! But I have been guilty of doing an impression of the Creed guy. Because haven't we all?

With ahhhms wahd ohhpenn-ah!!

Anyway. This quiz was hilarious, but I think a lot of the questions pertain to stereotypical American things, not white things. And I'm definitely not a stereotypical American.

 

[Jaguar]

Congratulations, you are NOT white!

I see.

I have been guilty of doing an impression of the Creed guy. Because haven't we all?

Uh, no. Weirdo!

 

[BadOctopus]

Uh, no. Weirdo!

Well, that much has never been in dispute.