how sterotypically white are you?

[DiscoBiscuit]

Prepare to have your mind blown:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

 

[five sounds]

Prepare to have your mind blown:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

lol at "white people like political prisoners"

 

[LadyLazarus]

I don't even have to take this to know I'm whiter than cocaine.

 

[chickpea]

23/100

I'm a down ass white girl okay?!

 

[Zarathustra]

"Defended Miley Cyrus based on her cover of “Jolene”?"



[MENTION=10496]skylights[/MENTION]

 

[Totenkindly]

28/100 -- not as white as I thought I'd be! Especially since my hometown was about 80% white. (Then 10% native, 5% Asian, and 5% miscellaneous, including like four black people.)

So, SO guilty of some of those, though. Especially imitating the lead singer of Creed, and ending sentences with "I can't even"

u such a cracker gurl!
I got a 10.

And I thought that was a stretch -- I have trouble believing any human beings in general would get a high score on that list, let alone white people. Some of those items were scary.

 

[EJCC]

u such a cracker gurl!

But I'm not a cracker... Crackers are things you eat... right?

I have trouble believing any human beings in general would get a high score on that list, let alone white people. Some of those items were scary.

Yeah definitely. Some of them I just looked at like ... like, who would ever want to be on The Real World?

 

[Qlip]

8.

This is the man that scored 100:

 

[Evo]

40/100

That is a lot less than I thought.

 

[Cellmold]

So white....sometimes on bright days you can see my heart under my skin like a new born fish.

Actually I got:

You checked off 11 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

 

[The Ü™]

5/100.

I did cry over something Justin Bieber did. He breathed (and continues to breathe) the same air as I do.

 

[Ene]

You checked off 7 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

I'm telling you...white people aren't the only ones who FISH!!!

 

[cafe]

You checked off 7 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

I'm telling you...white people aren't the only ones who FISH!!!

Last time I went fishing, I caught nothing, but the black guy nearby did and he gave me all his fish because he didn't want to clean them. They were yummy.

Edit: I forgot. I caught a turtle. I think it was a baby snapping turtle. Did not eat it.

 

[greenfairy]

23/100 not that white

And I do NOT listen to country music! Or have a special outfit for the Fourth of July. I don't think I've done the chicken dance either.
Hmph. Silly test anyway.

 

[Ene]

Last time I went fishing, I caught nothing, but the black guy nearby did and he gave me all his fish because he didn't want to clean them. They were yummy.

Edit: I forgot. I caught a turtle. I think it was a baby snapping turtle. Did not eat it.

I've eaten turtles, but not baby ones.

 

[WALMART]

I've eaten turtles, but not baby ones.

I bet they're tasty, like veal.

 

[Ene]

Old turtles are tough, but still tasty. Better than alligator.

 

[WALMART]

Alligator's pretty solid, so I'm in for a treat.

 

[SD45T-2]

So white....sometimes on bright days you can see my heart under my skin like a new born fish.

Actually I got:

You checked off 11 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

I went up to 11 too. That's 1 louder, isn't it?

 

[Stansmith]

1 out of 100. Ugh.