Funny how evil are you test

[Coriolis]

This one made me think of my INTP:
You and your mate are trapped in a cave.
A captive audience...time to dredge up all those puns...

Good thing I like puns.

I chuckled at that one, too. I hope your husband enjoys punishment as much as mine does.

you mean anyone who likes engaging in the Galactic domination and enslavement in order to drown puppies and gardening flowers for the express purpose of stomping on them, voted for Charles Manson for president... & has annexed Australia as a child?

Of course this is evil. The higher purpose for Galactic domination and enslavement is making the world a better and more efficient place, because after all, we know best.

[highlander]

(Score: 48 out of 200)
24%

Mildly Evil


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.

[Totenkindly]

Your EVIL Test Results

(Score: 157 out of 200)
78.5%

Very EVIL!


Yes! You are very evil indeed! In fact, we are quite proud of your efforts to make the world a living hell. You will find that most mortal humans shiver with fear in your very presence, and that animals run and hide when you approach. You carry a frightening air of evil wherever you go, and just by talking to people you can easily (and sometimes inadvertantly) influence people into acts of cruely, dishonesty, disloyalty, and other various delightfully unpleasant actions. Mind you, you are certainly not perfect, but your evil stature has earned our respect (even though that probably means nothing to you, since you neither seek nor require anyone's approval). You have made admirable strides in our cause. Good job! I mean, BAD job!





note: I lied repetitively and obsessively on this test.
However, should that not justify how evil I truly am?
(Excuse me, the puppy is still sticking partway out of the blender, I'll be back in a moment...)

[Evolving Transparency]

Mildly Evil
(Score: 27 out of 200)
13.5%


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels



:P