Reincarnation Placement Exam!

[Tyrinth]

Early Explorer

57% Intrigue, 39% Civilization, 42% Humanity, 26% Urbanization.

Early Explorer

You're all set to be an early explorer.



Your answers indicate that you like adventure, whether it be on the high seas or across unexplored lands. And if you like to go exploring, there's a demand for the likes of you -- especially because you're willing do without all the baggage of civilization, a state-subsidized education, and the company of your fellow man. Nope, none of that for you! It seems you to like to be on your own in the wide, wild world.



When you come of age, you can ply the seas in a fine old ship, or trek across virgin territory with a compass and some vague notions. Sure, it's dangerous and uncertain, but it's kind of like being on vacation all the time. Uncomplicated and unfettered, you get to explore and confront the unknowable challenges ahead of you.

 

[Speed Gavroche]

Gypsy Camp

61% Intrigue, 29% Civilization, 63% Humanity, 64% Crowded, 38% Busy.

You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!


You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.

We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!

 

[Demy]

Deep Space Explorer
75% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 56% Humanity, 50% Urbanization.

Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.
What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'
If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.
The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.


At first I thought, "yes!!"
Then I realized I could've been assigned to the Starship Enterprise...

 

[TheStarchDefenders]

raveling Circus

54% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 60% Humanity, 40% Urbanization.

Traveling Circus

Your answers indicate that you might be the reckless, fun-loving sort. We can go with that. You don't need to bind yourself to any particular civilization or routine. You don't need the complications of technology, especially if it means you have to get an education to employ it. What you do need is adventure, particularly the complicated and exotic kind... plus, the fun of working and playing with fellow adventurers like yourselves. So... why not run off and join the circus?



You can run the fun house ride, play lion tamer or get shot out of a cannon. It takes all kinds

 

[Santosha]

Gypsy Camp!

 

[Owlesque]

Early Explorer
49% Intrigue, 39% Civilization, 46% Humanity, 28% Urbanization.

You're all set to be an early explorer.

Your answers indicate that you like adventure, whether it be on the high seas or across unexplored lands. And if you like to go exploring, there's a demand for the likes of you -- especially because you're willing do without all the baggage of civilization, a state-subsidized education, and the company of your fellow man. Nope, none of that for you! It seems you to like to be on your own in the wide, wild world.

When you come of age, you can ply the seas in a fine old ship, or trek across virgin territory with a compass and some vague notions. Sure, it's dangerous and uncertain, but it's kind of like being on vacation all the time. Uncomplicated and unfettered, you get to explore and confront the unknowable challenges ahead of you.

 

[mrconfusion87]

Spy for me with the following descriptions:

"57% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 67% Humanity, 40% Urbanization.

Well, you turned out to be something of a rogue. This may not be exactly the life you wanted... but it's difficult to place people who want to enjoy all the romance and intrigue of civilization, without actually having a demanding job. Besides, since you enjoy the benefits of humanity so much more than you enjoy the press of humanity itself... you shouldn't have much trouble with your role in life. As long as you aren't afraid of danger there's a place for you in society, even if it's a rather dark and wicked place. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fulfill the role of a spy.

The good news: You're free and clever, and you can do whatever the heck you want. The bad news: everybody else is free and clever too, and they're not all on your side.

With the flick of a blade, you can change the course of history. Might be fun. Might be a little messy."


And the tiny specifics include:

"You scored 57% on Intrigue-overall, higher than 70% of your peers.
You scored 80% on Intrigue-danger, higher than 98% of your peers.
You scored 52% on Intrigue-exoticness, higher than 39% of your peers.
You scored 29% on Intrigue-chaos, higher than 29% of your peers.
You scored 54% on Civilization-overall, higher than 54% of your peers.
You scored 46% on Civilization-technology, higher than 33% of your peers.
You scored 51% on Civilization-education, higher than 62% of your peers.
You scored 67% on Humanity-overall, higher than 81% of your peers.
You scored 48% on Humanity-hedonism, higher than 21% of your peers.
You scored 85% on Humanity-spirituality, higher than 99% of your peers.
You scored 59% on Humanity-romance, higher than 67% of your peers.
You scored 40% on Urbanization-overall, higher than 32% of your peers.
You scored 41% on Urbanization-crowded, higher than 31% of your peers.
You scored 39% on Urbanization-busy, higher than 44% of your peers."


Made me go "lol, what?" since I never found the life of a spy fun or glamorous like what the James Bond movies does. Too much stress, and pretending seems to be par for course on that job, and I like wearing my personality on my sleeve whenever I can. Though it's true that I can be a bit of a rogue in the sense that I'm not afraid to stick to what I believe in for the most part, even if it's unpopular...

 

[IceBlock]

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam ...

Dante's Inferno
52% Intrigue, 44% Civilization, 56% Humanity, 50% Urbanization.

Ooh! Bad luck, old chap.

We nearly put you into the Pleasure Dome of Kublai Khan. You missed it by *that* much. Remember, you were graded on a curve, so somebody else nudged you out of that slot.

According to your answers you can handle the crowds, chaos and complications of your new home. You may even find it a bit romantic, in a twisted way. But you don't indicate much ardor for civilization, nor for the folks who build it -- your fellow man. Nor do you seem to care for your fellow man's love of life, spirituality, pleasure and... just plain fun.

So, this is the only place we could really fit you in. Welcome to Hell. We hope that before you arrived, you took advantage of our special, limited-time offer to spend three weeks in Miami Beach. But... that's all over, now.

I know it's crowded, but there's no use complaining. At least it's warm. Here's a shovel. Get to work.

 

[BlackCat]

Garden of Eden

41% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 57% Humanity, 28% Urbanization.

Garden of Eden

It's the Garden of Eden for you!



Well, this is about as cozy and simple as life can get. We hope you like it here. The real estate is not well developed, but the garden is top-flight.



Your answers indicate that you basically want to just coast through life. You don't want any trouble, and you don't want any special privileges either. That's fine with us. It's entirely possible to live a pleasant life without trouble or strife, and Eden is the perfect spot for it, as long as you don't... well...



Just try to behave better than the previous tenants. Evictions can be rough.

 

[WALMART]

Looks like my dreams of piloting capital ships around the universe aren't so unfounded.

Starfleet Crewperson

As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.

According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.

There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

 

[Galena]

Spy. Shit yeah.

Spy
62% Intrigue, 80% Civilization, 63% Humanity, 45% Urbanization.

Live well, ride fast, and die young, baby!

Well, you turned out to be something of a rogue. This may not be exactly the life you wanted... but it's difficult to place people who want to enjoy all the romance and intrigue of civilization, without actually having a demanding job. Besides, since you enjoy the benefits of humanity so much more than you enjoy the press of humanity itself... you shouldn't have much trouble with your role in life. As long as you aren't afraid of danger there's a place for you in society, even if it's a rather dark and wicked place. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fulfill the role of a spy.

The good news: You're free and clever, and you can do whatever the heck you want. The bad news: everybody else is free and clever too, and they're not all on your side.

With the flick of a blade, you can change the course of history. Might be fun. Might be a little messy.

 

[skylights]

Starfleet Crewperson

59% Intrigue, 59% Civilization, 74% Humanity, 54% Urbanization

 

[Chiharu]

Spy
56% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 63% Humanity, 43% Urbanization.


Live well, ride fast, and die young, baby!


Well, you turned out to be something of a rogue. This may not be exactly the life you wanted... but it's difficult to place people who want to enjoy all the romance and intrigue of civilization, without actually having a demanding job. Besides, since you enjoy the benefits of humanity so much more than you enjoy the press of humanity itself... you shouldn't have much trouble with your role in life. As long as you aren't afraid of danger there's a place for you in society, even if it's a rather dark and wicked place. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fulfill the role of a spy.



The good news: You're free and clever, and you can do whatever the heck you want. The bad news: everybody else is free and clever too, and they're not all on your side.


With the flick of a blade, you can change the course of history. Might be fun. Might be a little messy.

Awww yeeeeah!