your type of girl test...will girls take too please?

[Aleksei]

Retaking test.

For the purposes of this question, you're a straight guy. On your first date with a girl, what would you like her to answer the door wearing?
Regular jeans, cute sweater/shirt, light makeup
Low-rise jeans, sexy midriff, lots of makeup
Baggy khakis, band t-shirt, arm band, dark eyeshadow
Nothing at all

I wonder how many guys actually answered something besides "nothing at all"...

 

[Aquarelle]

I got "The Girl Next Door." Out of those choices, that's probably the one that's most like me.

My favorite part of this test:
Before we get to your results, here's a random picture of a girl being menaced by a giant mango.

"Menaced!" Ha!

 

[sui generis]

Mostly-straight girl checking in:

The Art Student

60% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 12% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Artsy, the Art student doesn't have the inherent darkness of the Suicide Girl, but she's not bright and shiny like the New Age Girl either. You've probably seen her wandering around town in her unique outfits with her portfolio under her arm, and found yourself wondering if she's ever posed in the nude.

 

[d4mselfly]

Bisexual female here.

The Goth Girl
36% Sexy-Cute, 15% Dark-Light, 26% Artsy-Stylish

 

[highlander]

The Debutante
51% Sexy-Cute, 60% Dark-Light, 74% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Stylish, you'll find the Debutante at high-class New York parties, making the rounds. She'll have a glass of champagne in one gloved hand, her hair perfectly coifed, her makeup exactingly applied. Her slinky, perfect little black dress keeps many an eye firmly on her, wondering what lies beneath.

 

[lucibelle]

I'm female, dunno my sexual orientation. Good-looking males are so rare that I've never seen one live, seen photos though. Good-looking females are plenty, though. But the few good-looking males are way better-looking than the females. But this is all so very pointless since it's unlikely I'll ever have that kind of a relationship with anyone. I don't care which sex they are if they're hawt.


The Goth Girl

42% Sexy-Cute, 19% Dark-Light, 24% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, Dark and Artsy, the Goth Girl definitely catches your eye. And who can blame you, with her black eyeshadow, black clothes, and black expression? The Goth Girl tempts with the promise of sinful satisfaction.

 

[Redbone]

Debutante.

And I like women, too.

 

[DJAchtundvierzig]

The Hot Friend
28% Sexy-Cute, 43% Dark-Light, 64% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!

 

[BlackCat]

I scored the Art student, but the favorite friend hands down is ideal for me.

 

[SecondBest]

I got Art Student. Relatively accurate to my actual tastes, I suppose.

 

[Patches]

The Girl Next Door
53% Sexy-Cute, 47% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.

Bring on the corrupting.

 

[Fan.of.Devin]

I got "The Brooding Poet".
Reminds me a lot of the last girl I was involved with.

 

[You]

For whatever reason I got the Hippie Girl, but I think for sure that the Art Student would be way more up my alley. or something inbetween. I dont know.

These test...

 

[lunalum]

The Girl Next Door
66% Sexy-Cute, 57% Dark-Light, 36% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.