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The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test

BlackCat

Shaman
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sx/sp
Cool test. I scored as the Chaos Mage, but the Deist fits me a lot better.

I really didn't like how they made Morality = Justice, since I believe in morality but not really in justice.

The Deist

You scored 61% Egocentricism, 49% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 59% Morality!
You are The Deist!
You are a spiritual and moral person, but that doesn't necessarily translate into your day to day life. You are most concerned with human affairs, which you believe you are in a position to manipulate, in large part to your own benefit. You may even consider it a moral duty to do so- God doesn't need you bothering him over things you can handle yourself- if he's listening at all.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The soul is more important to you than the physical universe- but it doesn't show. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Consider public service. The combination of a spiritual nature with a reliance on wordly action and good luck over miracles makes you well suited for improving the world. Your greed shouldn't get in the way of that- it's expected in politics. Involve yourself in benevolent organizations and meet likeminded people there.

You should NOT: Emphasize organized religion over your private understanding of God. Try to work too closely with people who believe in miracles. You will find them ineffective and they will find you offensive. It's nice that they and you both want to save the world, just don't do it together.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Meaningless.

Your opposite is: Entertainer.

Your companion is: The Sage- they will be a great teacher for you.

Chaos mage-

The Chaos Mage

You scored 61% Egocentricism, 49% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 47% Morality!
You're A Chaos Mage!
Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.
 

BRMC117

is an ambi-turner
Joined
Jan 21, 2010
Messages
781
MBTI Type
INFP
Enneagram
3w2
The Sage
You scored 6% Egocentricism, 27% Heirarchy, 63% Spiritualityand 65% Morality!

You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.
 

Aleksei

Yeah, I can fly.
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ENTJ
Enneagram
7w6
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sx/sp
The Conqueror

You scored 64% Egocentricism, 32% Heirarchy, 43% Spiritualityand 24% Morality!


You're The Conqueror!

You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.
 

Vasilisa

Symbolic Herald
Joined
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The Sage

You scored 28% Egocentricism, 46% Heirarchy, 74% Spiritualityand 62% Morality!

You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.
Your companion is: The Missionary.

You scored 28% on Egocentricism, higher than 14% of your peers.
You scored 46% on Belief in Order, higher than 75% of your peers.
You scored 74% on Spirituality, higher than 87% of your peers.
You scored 62% on Justice, higher than 87% of your peers.
 
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Phantonym

Guest
The Explorer

You scored 50% Egocentricism, 37% Hierarchy, 63% Spirituality and 50% Morality!

Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.
 

Moiety

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Aug 3, 2008
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ISFJ
The Medic
You scored 33% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 43% Spirituality and 35% Morality!

**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.


Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.


**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.

You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.

Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.

Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.

The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.

A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.

The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.


The Medic rings true. It kinda makes a lot of sense too. And funnily enough it makes me feel good about myself even though it says I will never be happy lol.
 

Lady_X

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The Sage

You scored 31% Egocentricism, 46% Heirarchy, 74% Spiritualityand 56% Morality!
You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.
 

KDude

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The Medic
You scored 39% Egocentricism, 44% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 24% Morality!

**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.
 

Synapse

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3,359
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INFP
Enneagram
4
The Explorer

You scored 25% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 57% Spiritualityand 41% Morality!
You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.
 

Saslou

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Feb 1, 2009
Messages
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ESFJ
The Explorer

You scored 42% Egocentricism, 29% Heirarchy, 83% Spiritualityand 44% Morality!

You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.
 

Unkindloving

Lungs & Lips Locked
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4w5
I think some quizzes have it out for me and BlackCat :tongue:

The Chaos Mage

You scored 56% Egocentricism, 37% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 38% Morality!
You're A Chaos Mage!
Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.
 

decided

New member
Joined
Mar 17, 2010
Messages
55
MBTI Type
INFJ
The Medic (or The Servant)

You scored 42% Egocentricism, 29% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 47% Morality!

**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.


**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.

You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.

Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.

Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.

The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.

A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.

The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.
 

Speed Gavroche

Whisky Old & Women Young
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EsTP
Enneagram
6w7
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sx/sp
The Entertainer
You scored 47% Egocentricism, 66% Heirarchy, 46% Spirituality and 44% Morality!

You're The Entertainer!
You can't change the world, so you change the way people react to it. Fun, laughter, food, drink, sex, friendship- you need it not only for yourself but also to share- and sometimes you need a hell of a lot of it.

You are mostly selfless. You believe in an ordered universe and in an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Throw a party. Experiment with drugs if that appeals- but be safe. Choose your friends carefully- not everyone is as good natured as you. Consider deriving your income from your hobbies- you might enjoy exotic dancing, bartending, drug dealing, disc jockeying, or working as a chef, depending on your particular tastes.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion. Live in an area with strict drug laws. Move in next door to old people. Be too quick to fall in love.

Your life will be: Thrilling.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Vigilante.

Your companion is: The sexiest person or thing in eyesight at the moment. or another Entertainer.
 

LeafAndSky

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Messages
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ISFP
Your result for The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test ...
The Entertainer

You scored 22% Egocentricism, 56% Heirarchy, 40% Spiritualityand 38% Morality!
You're The Entertainer!
You can't change the world, so you change the way people react to it. Fun, laughter, food, drink, sex, friendship- you need it not only for yourself but also to share- and sometimes you need a hell of a lot of it.

You are mostly selfless. You believe in an ordered universe and in an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Throw a party. Experiment with drugs if that appeals- but be safe. Choose your friends carefully- not everyone is as good natured as you. Consider deriving your income from your hobbies- you might enjoy exotic dancing, bartending, drug dealing, disc jockeying, or working as a chef, depending on your particular tastes.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion. Live in an area with strict drug laws. Move in next door to old people. Be too quick to fall in love.

Your life will be: Thrilling.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Vigilante.

Your companion is: The sexiest person or thing in eyesight at the moment. or another Entertainer.
 

Donna Cecilia

L'anima non dimora
Joined
Mar 19, 2010
Messages
1,219
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
1w9
Great one. Got this:

The Hero

You scored 44% Egocentricism, 46% Heirarchy, 34% Spiritualityand 53% Morality!
You're The Hero!

You bring justice to a chaotic world. You are comfortable with disorder, but not with evil. If all police were like you, Rodney King wouldn't be famous.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Take a job that lets you protect people. Carefully consider whether or not religion has anything to offer you. Seek both the love and sex of your choosing, but only with someone trustworthy. Question the merit of the rules you follow.

You should NOT: Practice Criminal Law. Give in the to temptation to lie, cheat, or steal.

Your life will be: Remembered.
Your life may be: Boring to you.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Devil.

Your companion is: The Engineer, Another Hero, The Worker
 

Lady_X

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Oct 27, 2008
Messages
18,235
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ENFP
Enneagram
784
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sx/sp
huh!? elaur!! come on woman! let's see it!

should i stop yelling now? hmmhmm...sorry.
 

Queen Kat

The Duchess of Oddity
Joined
Apr 3, 2009
Messages
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MBTI Type
E.T.
Enneagram
7w8
The Conqueror
You scored 56% Egocentricism, 22% Heirarchy, 17% Spiritualityand 6% Morality!

You're The Conqueror!
You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.

Check out the other personality types too!
 
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