The Brutally Honest Personality Test

[woodpeace]

I don't know if this test has been posted on this board, but here it is:

OkCupid.com: Take The Brutally Honest Personality Test .

My result was ISFP - Loner. 13% Extraversion 40% Intuition 27% Thinking 20% Judging.

 

[KDude]

Yeah, I think that's floated around before.

Anyways, ISFP here too

 

[Loxias]

Freak- INFJ
27% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 80% Judging

The insults associated with the types are hilarious.

 

[Harold Saxon]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...

Dictator- ENTJ

60% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 67% Judging

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

 

[Juni]

I like the description...

Pollyanna- INFP

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

 

[Andy]

Crackpot - INTJ

0% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 53% Judging

People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

 

[gigi_xo]

Scumbag- ENFP

73% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 0% Thinking, 3% Judging
I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.




lol this is mean

 

[Phantonym]

INFJ, Le Freak, as usual.

 

[Craft]

XXXX- Cool Guy

??% Extraversion, ??% Intuition, ??% Thinking, ??% Judging

Congratulations! Your the coolest dude who ever lived!


Hey thanks!

 

[Aleksei]

Brutally honest MBTI test

The Brutally Honest Personality Test



Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Prick- ENTP

73% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 10% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me. What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.
Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?
While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

 

[SolitaryWalker]

Ouh damn! Brutally honest MBTI test, this has to be somewhat of a phenomenon! There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that once the test gives me my four letter code, the insight I shall reap will be nothing short of revelatory!

 

[Jaguar]

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that once the test gives me my four letter code, the insight I shall reap will be nothing short of revelatory!

You mean like this toxic, biased, bullshit?

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/graveyard/1520-fe-glorious-function.html

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/nf-idyllic/7308-infps-sexy-11.html#post345823

 

[SolitaryWalker]

You mean like this toxic, biased, bullshit?

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/graveyard/1520-fe-glorious-function.html

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/nf-idyllic/7308-infps-sexy-11.html#post345823

Yes, though I don't think I've had anything to do with the thread of the second link.

 

[theadoor]

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

my friend recently bought me a badge which says '' Do I look like a fucking people person? ''

 

[Aleksei]

Ouh damn! Brutally honest MBTI test, this has to be somewhat of a phenomenon! There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that once the test gives me my four letter code, the insight I shall reap will be nothing short of revelatory!

Eh, it's just a bit of fun.

 

[Jaguar]

Yes, though I don't think I've had anything to do with the thread of the second link.

The second link is to your own post that rattles on forever about INFPs.
It's just one more of your little diatribes, masquerading as actual knowledge.

 

[miss fortune]

for more results, check out this thread!

 

[miss fortune]

actually, same type of results, two different sites... that happens a lot between hello quizzy and okcupid

 

[Aleksei]

Helloquizzy is actually a subsidiary of OkCupid.

 

[Unkindloving]

:blushing:

Busy Body- ENFJ

67% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 73% Judging

You manipulative busybody! You're what some might call the "backseat driver" of life. You know, the one who knows exactly what everyone else is doing wrong and how they should go about fixing it. You're always trying to change everyone else.

The strange thing is, you can generally get whoever you want, to do whatever you want. What's that? You want me to stop insulting you...well, alright...but only because you asked so nic...WAIT A MINUTE!

Stop sticking your cumbersome nose where it aint't wanted. You're like an oversized sniffer dog, trained to sniff out everyone else's problems, yet oblivious to your own.

For one you worry excessively. The fact that you're also incredibly sensitive to criticism probably has you on the verge of tears right now. Get a grip.

You have powers of manipulation unlike any other. You know all the gossip and you know how to ultimately use it as blackmailing material.

You could potentially be the ultimate evil villain... if not for the fact you choose to use all of your powers for good, rather than evil. How honourable. How admirable and praiseworthy. How pathetic. While you're helping others out and pushing them into the limelight, you're left in the background to inhale the dirty smoke of their success. Nice one.