Are You A Certified Asshole?

[Chaotictheorist]

I got a 24 on it.

 

[d@v3]

3

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

 

[Synarch]

This is not a real test. Everything in the affirmative is something not even an asshole could admit to. It's just a marketing come-on. USELESS.

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

The test basically defines the following...

 

[Wonkavision]

21
0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.
5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.
15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.

An INTP scored as a certified asshole??

NO fucking WAY!!!!!!!!!!

(snicker-snicker)

 

[scantilyclad]

7

 

[wolfy]

This is not a real test. Everything in the affirmative is something not even an asshole could admit to. It's just a marketing come-on. USELESS.

It's just a bit of fun. No more useless than What kind of dog are you? tests.
I like how they are upfront about the marketing. Not like the bait and switch type of bull you get on OK Cupid etc with their ambiguous results link page.

 

[yenom]

22!

 

[lunalum]

11

5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

 

[ygolo]

6

 

[something boring]

Find Out With the Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE)
A 24-Question Self-Exam by Bob Sutton

My score.
5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

Why, yes, I am. I don't need a test for that. Thanks, though.

 

[matmos]

I don't need a stupid little test to confirm I'm a arsehole. I know this already.

The question is: what happens when you put a load of arseholes into a vacuum?

 

[Unique]

the only asshole is whoever made the test

 

[something boring]

I don't need a stupid little test to confirm I'm a arsehole. I know this already.

The question is: what happens when you put a load of arseholes into a vacuum?

easy...they discuss the issue amongst themselves, ad nauseum.

 

[soakupthegame]

3. i guess i'm a friendly asshole

 

[rhinosaur]

6 points...

Though I think I would change my answer to one of those, and it would be 5 points.

I would change my answer to the question that asks if people get nervous when they talk to you. Most people don't, but a few do, and I happened to be thinking of them when I answered the question.

 

[Night]

1

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

It read like a test to gauge self-confidence.

 

[Mondo]

I ended up with a 4,

 

[Doppleganger]

6

5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

 

[Anja]

Dont need the test. Last night Edahn confirmed that I was born that way. whatever somewhat grudgingly gave me asshole status and Biax downright cheerfully thirded it. (But I think in his case it was a mercy labeling.)