The sexual hell test

[Biaxident]

Lies! All lies...

I require concrete proof of this.

Prove it.

Nudez would do.

 

[Phantonym]

I require concrete proof of this.

Prove it.

Nudez would do.

After you.

 

[Biaxident]

After you.

Hey, I never acted like anything I wasn't.

And no, I am a gentleman. After, you.

 

[Goodewitch]

:steam:Heaven Level 2

Goddammit!

 

[SillySapienne]

Berbs, I, too, kiss girls, and like it.

Perhaps I need to cross the Atlantic and improve both our sex lives.

 

[BlahBlahNounBlah]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 86%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

I didn't expect my score to be that high. I'm the opposite of promiscuous. Guess I make up for quantity with quality.

 

[Nizy]

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 81%

 

[Grace]

63% Hell Level Two

 

[skycloud86]

HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 67%
You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.