The sexual hell test

[Salomé]

Level 1

You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide.

Iz a good girl.

 

[redacted]

HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 90%

heh.

 

[Valiant]

I don't do stealing and other guys.

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 90%


There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

 

[01011010]

Hell Level 2: You scored 67%.

See you bastards in hell.

 

[Warm]

PURGATORY
Raw score: 38%

Purgatorial creature, neither pure nor dirty: I feel for you. Until I learned to accept my own darker instincts, I was once just like you.

You've been known to indulge your devilish urges, but you will also reject them forcefully, and perhaps you feel pulled in two directions at once. Only time will tell which way you go. As people get older they rarely remain in this half-good/half-naughty category. Some settle down and ascend to married and decent bliss. Some follow a more carnal destiny.

In the battle between sexual heaven and hell, you stand in no-man's-land. Good and evil wait on either side. The big question is: which side do you face, and which side do you keep in your rear?

 

[Falcarius]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HELL LEVEL 1
Raw score: 48%

You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide.

 

[LostInNerSpace]

One person's idea of hell is often another's idea of heaven.

 

[JocktheMotie]

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

Woohoo. Overall a pretty complimenting description.

 

[Kasper]

I was hoping for heaven, than I read the questions and knew I was doomed. Hell Level 2: 62%.

 

[Doppleganger]

PURGATORY

Raw score: 33%

 

[GZA]

Hell Level 2, scored 67%

Sounds about right, although some of the answers are skewed because, for example, a hot 16 year old virgin isn't much younger than me, and few people would find it morally reprehensible if we boned because of our age.

 

[entropie]

Level 1 TFA ftw

 

[iwakar]

Hell Level 4

Oh WTF *&%$!, you are one sick f*cking *#&$(.

 

[nozflubber]

SINNERS!

 

[Delilah]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 95%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

Wanna bet?

 

[Sniffles]

SINNERS!

Not me apparently!

HEAVEN LEVEL 2
Raw score: 19%

You scored the highest possible goodness rating on this test! Your intentions are pure and admirable! For you, sex is a spiritual outlet; it is a loving threesome involving you, your partner, and God.

My guess is that you are a Christian. If you're just considering Christianity, great news: you qualify! It is unlikely that your escapades in bed will ever offend God. Unfortunately, they might not excite him either.

For you, sex is second to love, and love is second to faith. Did you know: It was the same for Jesus!

 

[miss fortune]

SINNERS!

Not in the hands of an angry God?!?!?

 

[Magic Poriferan]

Is there a way to get the results without signing up?

 

[laintpe]

i'm on the opposite end of most who have responded.

 

[FantailedWall]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 81%


Oh dear.