Which Horrible Affliction are you?

[Edgar]

Which Horrible Affliction are you?

Here are my results:

 

[miss fortune]

Rabies?!

 

[speculative]

Rabies. Ok, this was a very stupid test, because instead of the Q&A representing ideas that would then translate to what kind of disease you are through some algorithm, the test questions were basically literal in nature.

 

[prplchknz]

woohoo rabies!

 

[miss fortune]

*bites purple chickens... then runs madly through town avoiding the puddles*

 

[Edgar]

pffftt.. rabies.

I pwn you guys.

 

[miss fortune]

*bites Edgar*

 

[Edgar]

*bites Edgar*

You will be dead in less than 24 hours.
Congratulations.

 

[miss fortune]

as long as I can share the love on my way down, all is good with me!

 

[Didums]

Congratulations, you're the bubonic plague!

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wiped out much of the human population of the Earth hundreds of years ago with the following fine graphic:

 

[GinKuusouka]

Congratulations, you're rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

And so the Rabies infection is spread.

 

[Negative_]

i got syphilis...

 

[Falcarius]

Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

 

[colmena]

Congratulations, you're rickets!

I knew it!

 

[Kora]

Syphilis.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Congratulations, you're ebola!

You start, innocently enough, with a headache; a fever; chills. Nothing special. Might as well be the flu. But that is only the beginning.

You move on through the unpleasant symptoms list, inducing vomiting, abdominal pain and diarrhea. You start to shut down the kidney and liver, and start to cause bleeding both internally and externally, with little or no clotting. Finally, the patient crashes and bleeds out, in a veritable explosion of blood. Anyone who has contact with that blood, or any of the patient's body fluids while s/he is infected, is also liable to get you. Now that's what I'm talking about!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that it could only take forty eight hours to infect everybody in the developed world.

Quality and quantity ftw.

 

[wolfy]

 

[Mondo]

I'm the bubonic plague, I win!!

Congratulations, you're the bubonic plague!

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

 

[Leysing]

Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:

Lol I thought I'd be more fatal.

 

[Nillerz]

I'm just the Rickets.