The Presidential Capacity Test

[INA]

Maybe you could be president, too.
Let's find out: Test

Yes, I'm bored out of my skull.

Chief Legal Strategist
37% Values, 68% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

"In recent years, anyone in the government, certainly anyone in the FBI or the CIA ... the main bad guy is the chief advisor to the president." - Charlton Heston

You're a bit too slimy. Some call you the puppet-master - the Presidential Adviser pulling the strings. Let's be honest - you've got the charisma and the judgement; you've just got a few too many skeletons in the closet to sit in the Presidential highchair.

The public doesn't trust you, and probably rightly so. You're better suited behind the curtain, calling the important shots and spinning out perfectly-worded press releases. Many consider you to be the bad guy and certainly popular culture has painted you that way, but someone needs to make the decisions no-one else can. Keep pulling those strings.

 

[entropie]

Presidential Success!
68% Values, 79% Charisma and 71% Judgment!

"In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take." -Adlai E. Stevenson

Congratulations! You encapsulate everything that a successful candidate should encapsulate.

Crack open the whiskey and break out the celebratory cigar. You are destined for success in the Presidential Campaign. You exude confidence and charisma. You exhibit true leadership abilities and demonstrate the ability to make snap judgement calls if the need arises. You are well-respected for your strong values and your steadfast stance on honesty and loyalty.

The USA needs a President like you. You are one of a select few deserving of the influence and recognition commanded by the Presidential title. Congrats!

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Watch yourself Obama

 

[Kora]

Public Relations Campaigner
11% Values, 68% Charisma and 29% Judgment!

"Public-relations specialists make flower arrangements of the facts, placing them so that the wilted and less attractive petals are hidden by sturdy blooms” - A. Harrington

Armed with forked tongue and silver-coated words, you could con a vegetarian into buying a carcass. Fortunately, you can't con the public into voting you into the Presidency. Your closet has just one too many skeletons. Honesty was never very high on your agenda and your inability to make key decisions means you're definitely unfit for the Star-Spangled Crown.

You're much better suited organising the campaign for a prospective presidential candidate, and offering words of "wisdom" to help gloss over certain, shall we say, "issues."

 

[INA]

damn, you're even slimier

 

[Lateralus]

Presidential Success!

79% Values, 74% Charisma and 100% Judgment!

 

[Kora]

99 skelletons on my closet, take one down and pass it around. 98 skelletons in my closet...

 

[pure_mercury]

Presidential Success!
68% Values, 95% Charisma and 100% Judgment!

 

[nightning]

AWESOME! I'm a disaster!

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Presidential Disaster

63% Values, 63% Charisma and 59% Judgment!

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams

I suppose you knew you would land this position, hm? I suggest you stay as far away from the Presidential Race as is possible. Hell, I'd rather if you didn't even vote.

Looking at America's recent track record, you'd probably do quite well in the race for the seat. Against all logic, you'd probably get elected and wreck havoc on a country that is seemingly impossible to break.

Your lack of integrity, charisma and judgement suggests that you are probably directly related to a Neanderthal. For the sake of the American people, please don't run for President. Please.

 

[Colors]

Vice Presidential Candidate
79% Values, 68% Charisma and 35% Judgment!

Close, but no cigar. The people trust you. They believe you. They even admire you. They're just not sure that you're experienced enough for the hotseat.

Decisions involving foreign policy often require a cool-head to make the necessary calls. The American public's not sure you have the judgement to pull this off... but they're willing to let you sit in the backseat. Vice-Presidency doesn't demand an immediate need for quick decision making and leadership ability, but the public sure expects you to use your spare time to perfect this weakness. Remember, if the head honcho conks it, you have to be ready to take the wheel.

 

[Ghost of the dead horse]

Chief Legal Strategist..
bah I lost the results already. It was something like 56% values, 60-80% charisma, 100% judgement

 

[phoenix13]

Presidential Success!
79% Values, 79% Charisma and 88% Judgment!

Kick ass!

 

[Falcarius]

Chief Justice

79% Values, 58% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

 

[Spartacuss]

Chief Legal Strategist
63% Values, 79% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

 

[htb]

Presidential Success!
89% Values, 79% Charisma and 100% Judgment!

 

[StoryOfMyLife]

Vice Presidential Candidate

79% Values, 79% Charisma and 65% Judgment!

"The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one." - Hubert H. Humphrey

Close, but no cigar. The people trust you. They believe you. They even admire you. They're just not sure that you're experienced enough for the hotseat.

Decisions involving foreign policy often require a cool-head to make the necessary calls. The American public's not sure you have the judgement to pull this off... but they're willing to let you sit in the backseat. Vice-Presidency doesn't demand an immediate need for quick decision making and leadership ability, but the public sure expects you to use your spare time to perfect this weakness. Remember, if the head honcho conks it, you have to be ready to take the wheel.

<.<;; Cool, but I think I'll pass up this job...

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Presidential Success!

89% Values, 74% Charisma and 100% Judgment!

Crack open the whiskey and break out the celebratory cigar. You are destined for success in the Presidential Campaign. You exude confidence and charisma. You exhibit true leadership abilities and demonstrate the ability to make snap judgement calls if the need arises. You are well-respected for your strong values and your steadfast stance on honesty and loyalty.

The USA needs a President like you. You are one of a select few deserving of the influence and recognition commanded by the Presidential title. Congrats!

 

[prplchknz]

Presidential Disaster

47% Values, 16% Charisma and 47% Judgment!

 

[speculative]

Religious Adviser to the President

79% Values, 47% Charisma and 65% Judgment!

"Do you pray for the Senators, Dr. Hale?" someone asked the chaplain. "No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country." - Edward E. Hale

Sorry. You're simply not Presidential material. You simply don't have the leadership ability or the charisma to pull it off. The public have no faith whatsoever in you pulling through.

They do believe you though. Your spotless track record and focus on strong character values means they'd believe every one of your campaign promises and bribes. Too bad you're stammering too much for anyone to understand a word you're saying. You're better suited to an advisorial role.

Let's make you a religious adviser, hm? Not too much power. No silver-tongue needed. But your emphasis on honesty and loyalty should hopefully keep the President on track.

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I like that last sentence; I would like to do that actually!

 

[Kasper]

Well whadda ya know, they really will tell anyone they can be president these days. Tis a bad choice, I just know people would get hurt.

Presidential Success 74% Values, 74% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

 

[Wade Wilson]

Presidential Disaster
47% Values, 58% Charisma and 29% Judgment!