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What extinct animal are you?

Luminous

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Irish Elk
The Irish Elk had some impressively freakish antlers. Think moose and then upsize those suckers about ten-fold. Irish elk haven't been around for a long time, but you're bringing it back. Be careful trying to get through tight spaces!
 

Saturnal Snowqueen

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You are the . .

Giant Galliwasp

No, you're not a wasp, actually. A Giant Galliwasp is a big lizard from Jamaica. Beware the mongoose. They thought the mongoose had entirely wiped this poor lizard species out. But, then, there's you, isn't there?
 

Doctor Cringelord

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Sivatherium

You can't decide if you're trying to be a dinosaur, a giraffe, or a cow. You've got some major identity issues! The sivatherium lived about a million years ago and was GIGANTIC. It had the body of a giraffe, two sets of antlers, and a cow-like face.



I was hoping for Megalodon.
 

Maou

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Irish Elk
The Irish Elk had some impressively freakish antlers. Think moose and then upsize those suckers about ten-fold. Irish elk haven't been around for a long time, but you're bringing it back. Be careful trying to get through tight spaces!
 

Doctor Cringelord

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You are the newborn xenomorph

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You truly are one of a kind. After the xenomorph queen was extracted from the body of the cloned Ripley, the new xenomorph offspring showed even more human characteristics. Eventually the cloned Queen produced you, a creature with a nearly 50-50 blend of human and xenomorph DNA. This made you less loyal to your alien queen, seeing the Ripley clone as your true mother. As a result, you killed the xenomorph queen and attempted to follow your human mother like an impressionable young chick. While even more fierce than the pure xenomorphs, your human traits proved to be your undoing, as there was no way in hell Ripley wanted to raise such an abomination. It's debatable whether you should even be included in the xenomorph hive caste classification, considering you saw no loyalty to the other xenomorphs and wouldn't hesitate to kill them to protect the almost-human Ripley clone. In some respects, you more closely resemble some of the prototypical creatures grown from the black goo found during the Prometheus and Covenant missions, although the relation is probably superficial at best, considering all of the stages taken to reach your development several hundred years later.
 

Morpeko

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Lesser Bilby

Yes, the lesser not the greater. The lesser bilby is a SUPERCUTE rodent from Australia. It has a fox-like face, rabbit ears, and the body of a kangaroo rat. Oh, and an extremely long tail. It reached the size of a young rabbit.
 

Norexan

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Thylacine
Also known as the Tasmanian Tiger or Tasmanian Wolf. Yes, it can be hard to pin down a name for something that looks like a dog, looks like a cat, AND is at the same time a marsupial. It's scientific names translates to: dog headed pouched dog. Even science gets tongue tied around thylacines.
 
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