How to make [type] love you forever

[ragashree]

ISFJ

1) Come bearing a gift, such as chocolate
2) Buy, or preferably make her a cup of her preferred beverage just the way she likes it
3) Sit with her in her living room, listening sympathetically while she tells you her entire life story from conception onwards
4) Act as though fascinated when she shows you her old family photos/new kitchen utensil/collection of cute porcelain kitties.

 

[FFF]

INTP make them feel popular

Umm, nope, wouldn't work. I don't think an INTP would even know how to handle popularity. If you try to make them feel popular, they will doubt the authenticity of it due to the lack of real world evidence.

 

[FFF]

INTP: Engage them in conversation about their subjects of interest, scratch their backs, snuggle them when the are in the mood, pretend to be annoyed when they are being lecherous toward you then slap them on the butt, feed them pizza, buy them Amazon gift cards, take a Dr. Pepper to them at their desk, be blunt about what you want - don't make them guess, do not be dramatic unless something is really wrong like you were just decapitated and then don't over do it.

Yea, but replace the DP with any type of RB except Mug.

 

[FFF]

How to win the heart of this INTP:

I. Be introverted but not incapable of talking with me. Don't make me do all the talking and force you to talk.

N. Be capable of participating in or at least listening to discussions of philosophical crap and abstract concepts.

T. Chill out. Quit being so emotional. Be capable of using logic at least half the time.

P. Don't rush me to make decisions and be perfectly okay with the fact that I don't stay on course or topic very well.

A. (Big Five import of agreeableness) I'm really high in this and you need to be just as agreeable as I am or more.

You get lots of non-personality related bonus points for liking Jesus or Iron Maiden. Quite odd next to each other, huh? Oh well.

 

[BlahBlahNounBlah]

ENTP:

1. Make her laugh.
2. Tell her she's a genius.
3. Repeat step # 2.
4. Repeat step # 3.
5. If you ask her for advice, take it.
6. Stop freaking out over things that don't matter.
7. Understand that 98% of things don't matter.
8. Be difficult--or better yet, impossible--to predict.
9. If she has an awesome plan, volunteer to help with the boring parts.

 

[Tiltyred]

...
Knock on his door out of the blue, and offer him his dream job.

On first glance, I thought this said
Knock on his door out of the blue, and offer him a blow job.

 

[Thursday]

On first glance, I thought this said
Knock on his door out of the blue, and offer him a blow job.

Same thing for most guys

 

[ragashree]

Same thing for most guys

Now I know what all these females who never really found a way to my heart should have been doing... I shall have to rectify the situation as quickly as possible by informing any future love interests of this before it gets too serious. I'm sure it will be a highly effective tactic

 

[ThatGirl]

ENTP:

1. Make her laugh.
2. Tell her she's a genius.
3. Repeat step # 2.
4. Repeat step # 3.
5. If you ask her for advice, take it.
6. Stop freaking out over things that don't matter.
7. Understand that 98% of things don't matter.
8. Be difficult--or better yet, impossible--to predict.
9. If she has an awesome plan, volunteer to help with the boring parts.

I think I love You!

 

[Edgar]

I think I love You!

Then what am I so afraid of?

 

[BlahBlahNounBlah]

I think I love You!

I think you have excellent taste!