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9 Things Introverts Do All The Time

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9 Things Introverts Do All The Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


9 Things Introverts Do All The Time


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Introverts don’t need to go out to have fun. They’re perfectly fine spending Friday night at home alone watching movies like
Zodiac starring Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right featuring Mark Ruffalo, skipping to all the Mark Ruffalo scenes inShutter Island, or simply rereading The Progressive’s April 2012 interview with actor Mark Ruffalo.




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Many introverts love photography.



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Other introverts enjoy writing, which is why they send Mark Ruffalo three letters a day, except Wednesdays when they send him seven because that’s the day of the week he was born on.





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Introverts tend to be very good listeners, which is why they can tell Mark Ruffalo is speaking directly to them in every interview he gives.




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Introverts don’t have hundreds of close friends. All they need is one: Mark Ruffalo.




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If you’ve been driving closely behind Mark Ruffalo’s car for the past hour, you’re probably an introvert. You’re also probably an introvert if you’re following him into his driveway.



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Remember: Opposites attract! Mark Ruffalo is an extrovert, which means introverts like having him tied up with rope in their basements completely naked and drizzling baby oil on him.




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Most introverts wouldn’t like it if Mark Ruffalo was with them and started screaming for help. Screaming might attract attention. Introverts don’t like attention. Introverts need Mark Ruffalo to shut up right now.




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Oh Jesus. Oh my God. Introverts killed Mark Ruffalo. They fucking killed him! They didn’t mean to go that far! Now introverts are going to have to burn it all down. Burn it all down.
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