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Google Searches Based on MBTI

Sunny Ghost

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May 28, 2010
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For giggles:
YOUR GOOGLE SEARCHES BASED ON YOUR MYERS BRIGGS TYPE
INFJ
Various hypochondriac health problems
Isaiah Berlin
John Rawls
How to write a Christmas card as a single person
Chai Tea
Should you dump someone if they aren’t perfect?

INFP
Why don’t people love each other?
Conspiracy theories
Annie Dillard
Poetry about rain
Theories about puppies

INTP
robots
mechanical singularity
weird sex techniques
anime
when is Shark Week?
ironic t-shirts
PhD programs

INTJ
nothing, I know everything already
MENSA
memorable Fall activities
help, I’m feeling this ‘bizarre’ human feeling = ‘love’ and can’t figure out how to out-rationalize it
Schroedinger’s Cat and other joyless brilliant people things

ISFJ
how to make a perfect pie crust without burning it
how to artfully fold a napkin
Scrapbooking friends meet-up with quiche
what is a wet blanket and why did my significant other call me that

ISFP
ART!
FASHION!
PETS!
BABYSITTING!

ISTP
backwoods trails
skydiving missions
fishing conditions
how to live in the wilderness for four months and not die in the tundra
Timothy McVeigh

ISTJ
master’s of science in engineering
organizational techniques
how to convince a hysterical woman of your opinion
legalism
beginner’s guide to… dying alone
Eharmony

ENFJ
how to make every person happy
how to tell if someone likes me
how to host a party without making anyone mad
correct spellings of words to make sure people think you’re smart and interesting (ex: ‘colloquially’)
the name of everyone you’ve just met to make sure you can approximate a meaningful relationship with them the next time you see them

ENFP
how to start a fortune 500 company
how to start a non profit
how to run a marathon
how to become an astronaut
how to brew your own beer
LSD
tantric sex with your lover
should I become gay
eat pray love travel tour with friends and bright colors
warehouse parties
rave drugs
should I sell all my stuff and drink my way across Europe?
am I an alcoholic

ENTP
how to use my Samsung L310w to achieve maxim brightness in my foggy Tumblr GPOY photograph
film noir
truffle oil
Portland literary magazines
Noam Chomsky
reasons Noam Chomsky is wrong

ENTJ
time management techniques
aerospace engineering
how to be a woman without emotion
moderate political viewpoints
Catholic dating sites
how to run a successful political campaign
love is a foreign language
world travel, by yourself

ESFJ
home decorating
hosting a party
Martha Stewart
ESPN
People.com
crafting tips and techniques
how to have sex when you’re not into it

ESFP
sportz!
shiny objects
how to get more attention
dance moves that will get me more attention
how to have more fun
what to do when my free Flickr account maxes out
college majors for people who are artistic but not good at school/art
why doesn’t anyone use MySpace anymore

ESTP
how to get out of my lease
STD symptoms
how to apologize to a friend after leaving them on a dancefloor
how to convince someone an open relationship is the best model
Grindr

ESTJ
how to confront people for being 10 minutes late to your dinner party
how to buy a townhouse and then sell it for profit five minutes later
official board game rules
finishing your basement without hiring someone
ideal cabinet hardwoods
local sports team’s stats

http://www.philolzophy.com/your-google-searches-based-on-your-myers-briggs-type/
 

five sounds

MyPeeSmellsLikeCoffee247
Joined
Jul 17, 2013
Messages
5,393
MBTI Type
ENFP
Enneagram
729
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
ENFP
how to start a fortune 500 company
how to start a non profit
how to run a marathon
how to become an astronaut
how to brew your own beer
LSD
tantric sex with your lover
should I become gay
eat pray love travel tour with friends and bright colors
warehouse parties
rave drugs
should I sell all my stuff and drink my way across Europe?
am I an alcoholic

:laugh:
 

Alea_iacta_est

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Joined
Dec 3, 2013
Messages
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ISTJ
master’s of science in engineering
organizational techniques
how to convince a hysterical woman of your opinion
legalism
beginner’s guide to… dying alone
Eharmony

XD. Ah, ISTJs, my type's OCD and traditionalist cousin. This fits my two ISTJ friends way too well.
 

Showbread

climb on
Joined
Oct 3, 2013
Messages
2,298
MBTI Type
ESFJ
Enneagram
3w2
Instinctual Variant
so/sp
ESFJ
home decorating
hosting a party
Martha Stewart
ESPN
People.com
crafting tips and techniques
how to have sex when you’re not into it

I check this website every day... HOW DOES IT KNOW? :shock:

On other hand, I hate/fail at decorating.
 

badger055

Permabanned
Joined
Aug 29, 2012
Messages
570
ISTP
backwoods trails
skydiving missions
fishing conditions
how to live in the wilderness for four months and not die in the tundra
Timothy McVeigh

Yep on all of them.
 

Opal

New member
Joined
Jan 16, 2014
Messages
1,391
MBTI Type
ENTP
That blog is awesome. And I'm not just saying that as a creepy guy. (EDIT: okay, maybe I am)

Also, that imaginary-composite INTJ is pretty lame.
 

Sunny Ghost

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May 28, 2010
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I check this website every day... HOW DOES IT KNOW? :shock:

On other hand, I hate/fail at decorating.
My ESFJ sister is ALL about decorating and hosting parties. Cutesie crafts and what sass. She's oober martha stewart like. However, she'd probably skip out on the ESPN.
 
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brainheart

Guest
Yeah that INFP isn't quite right. I'd see it more like this:

INFP

Typology/personality typing
Foreign films by auteurs
Stuff to cry about
Poets/musicians/artists who killed themselves
How to finally write your novel
Petitions to sign because everyone else is an asshole, destroying the planet and killing cute wolves
Why does everything have to hurt so much?
Quiz: am I a misunderstood creative genius?
Depression
 

chickpea

perfect person
Joined
Sep 12, 2009
Messages
5,729
MBTI Type
INFP
Enneagram
4w5
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
Lol mine's more like the ENFP


"Squibs for sale" and "phone case that blocks camera and microphone" were ISTP inspires
 

Cygnus

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Joined
Feb 10, 2014
Messages
1,594
INFJ
how to be like Simon from Lord of the Flies
how to bring yourself back from the dead
how to knock over the religious institution and instill your own

ISFJ
how to tell everyone else what to do
how to put doylees (i don't know how to spell that) on furniture


Anyone else detecting a little...bias...here?...No? okay...
 
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LadyLazarus

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INFP:
Kitties.
Sad Kitties.
Crying Kitties.
How to dye your hair black with licorice.
How to make your mom understand that this isn't a phase,it's who you are.
Finger-less Gloves.
How to pull off guyliner.
Edgar Allan Poe.
Pictures of bleeding hearts.
Anime.
Cool emo usernames XD!!
My Chemical Romance.
Hot topic coupons.
How to keep your eyeliner from running when you cry.
How to put on eyeliner while crying.
 

highlander

Administrator
Staff member
Joined
Dec 23, 2009
Messages
26,562
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
6w5
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
"and if I come across an ISFJ- I tend to think it was love at first sight. they just radiate sex appeal, emotional sensitivity and have odd psychic abilities to read to your mind with complete ease"
 

fghw

New member
Joined
Dec 10, 2012
Messages
118
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5w6
INTP
robots Tee hee :dry:
mechanical singularity Had to google that to come up with a response
weird sex techniques I've never had normal sex, let alone weird sex
anime Painfully ridiculous to read/watch
when is Shark Week? Sharks are among the least interesting animals to me
ironic t-shirts Ironic clothing is too mainstream
PhD programs Too flattering to refute:D
 
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