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Personality Types: F***, Marry, Throw Off a Cliff, and Wild Card

OptoGypsy

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Pick a Personality Type to
Fuck:
Marry:
Wild Card: -everything but marry:
Throw Off Cliff:

Fuck: ENFP, They and the ESFPs are most likely to be wild, kinky, spontaneous and promiscuous in bed
Marry: INTP, smarter women are better then sexy women and adorably awkward women are the best
Wild Card: INTJ, they love to discuss/debate "Nerdy" topics as much as ENTPs do and what's sexier then discussion quantum physics while having sex?
Throw Off Cliff: ESTJ, The Teachers/Professors make getting an education as boring as hell
 
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Rasofy

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Choosing someone to 'kill' sounds a bit mean...Throwing off a cliff is sounds more gentle, for some reason (see:'cliff game'). :D
 

gromit

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Oh I thought this was going to be a thread where you choose one of the three for the person above you...
 

HongDou

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Yeah there are already the "cliff" games like these for each temperament which is basically the same as this. :D I forgot what mine were but right now it's

NF:

Fuck - ENFP
Marry - ENFJ
Kill - INFJ
Wildcard - video game buddy with INFP

NT:

Fuck - ENTJ
Marry - INTJ
Kill - INTP
Wildcard - partner in crime with ENTP

SP:

Fuck - ESTP
Marry - ISTP
Kill - ESFP
Wildcard - best friend with ISFP

SJ:

Fuck - ESTJ
Marry - ISFJ
Kill - ISTJ
Wildcard - party buddy with ESFJ
 

Amargith

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Fuck: Istp
Marry: Intj or Enfj
Kill: fe-ne-ti-si users - severe allergy to mommying :sorry:
Wildcard:Entj - stand in for all the above.


Eneagram version:

Fuck: 8w7 sx-sp
Marry: 8w9 sx-sp or 3w4 sp-sx
Kill: 6w5 sp-so
Wildcard: 7w8 sx-sp -everything but marry.
 

two cents

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Fuck: INTP, because they are fascinating + rational, least likely to cause problems
Marry: INFJ, because whether or not I think it's a good idea, I connect most deeply with other Ni users, and an INFJ will be more likely to catch on to and take into account how I'm feeling, while an INTJ will need everything spelled out to him in detail, and is likely to offer a lecture instead of a hug.
Kill: ESFJ, because they are aggressively conformist and therefore, among all the types, most likely to be my natural enemy.
 

Alea_iacta_est

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Fuck: ISTJ (not for personality wise sadly but because of personal bias, all the ones I know are really, really hot; personality wise I would go for an ENFP, INFP, or ENTP)
Marry: ENTP (They're fun)
Light on fire while maniacally laughing: ESTJ
 

HongDou

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Kill: INFJ

Trying to eliminate your competition? :devil:

Fuck: 8w7 sx-sp
Marry: 8w9 sx-sp or 3w4 sp-sx
Kill: 6w5 sp-so
Wildcard: 7w8 sx-sp -everything but marry.

Oooh this version sounds like fun :happy2:

Fuck - 8w7 sx/so
Marry - 9w8 sx/sp
Kill - 4w5 so/sp
Wildcard - 6w5 sx/so to have my back in bar fight
 

Doctor Cringelord

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SJ:

Fuck: ESTJ
Kill: ESFJ
Marry: ISFJ

SP:

Fuck: ESTP
Kill: ESFP
Marry: ISFP (I did, for real)

NF:

Fuck: ENFP
Kill: ENFJ
Marry: INFP

NT:

Fuck: ENTJ
Kill: ENTP
Marry: INTP
 
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Marry: INFJ

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Come on, you *are* an "INFJ", you should know better.
 

EcK

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fuck:
Marry:
kill: you
 

baccheion

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Fuck: ESFP (because they are stereotypically the best in bed, and maybe we'd be compatible enough because supposedly they are my dual)
Marry: INFJ (because a lot of INTPs rave about how well things work out when they end up with an INFJ)
Kill: ESTJ (all the guardians, really, because I can't stand them)
 

EcK

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Fuck: ESFP (because they are stereotypically the best in bed, and maybe we'd be compatible enough because supposedly they are my dual)
Marry: INFJ (because a lot of INTPs rave about how well things work out when they end up with an INFJ)
Kill: ESTJ (all the guardians, really, because I can't stand them)

For the intp you mean. I think that kind of outlines the issue in that intp centered POV.
 

Doctor Cringelord

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I just realized I must have an oedipus complex. My father is esfj and my mother isfj

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