Type the writer

[Sling]

I have a pretty good idea of his type, as Im best friends with the guy who wrote it. Do you?

You won't see him. Because he will be in a ghillie suit made from Wal-Mart bags. Hiding in the parking lot. Don't try to escape. His .50 BMG will put a hole clean through the engine of your electric lazyfatasscart.



Don't try to hide. He can smell your fear. He also has a supercool nightvision optic. He had to buy it from Wal-Mart, but thats ok. It was only $39.95. Revenge on Wal-Mart will be worth much more than that. In Revenge IOU's! ARRGH! Looks like you need special IOU post-it notes to record these IOU's. They have those at..Walmart. Don't worry. We will have someone waiting at the door to get that silly looking plastic bag ghillie suit off you.



The moral of the story is; You can bitch about Wal-Mart all you want. But you will still shop there. It will always be there. Like a shadow under your shoe. Like a childhood nightmare in the back of your soul. Like a dead fish always seems to be staring you down as you walk past.



You can hate. But you will always come back. You're getting good prices. Sure you want to change it. But you're getting a good deal. Just come back. There is always a nice place to park. It won't be long until you're one of us.

 

[SillySapienne]

ENFP

 

[Sling]

ENFP

Yes, but what do you base this on?

 

[SillySapienne]

Uh, like, duh.... I based it on, like, my ENFPness. :rolli:



Edit: And here I thought my writing style was all unique and shit!

 

[Domino]

The only person bothering to have a ghillie suit made from plastic WalMart bags is an ISTP.

Or Metamorphosis.

 

[Sling]

The only person bothering to have a ghillie suit made from plastic WalMart bags is an ISTP.

Or Metamorphosis.

Meh, there isn't enough info there to type the sniper. The nar rator/writer seems like an EN.

 

[Domino]

Meh, there isn't enough info there to type the sniper. The nar rator/writer seems like an EN.

OR....!

Someone who admires a nice ghillie suit. *smokes pipe thoughtfully*

 

[Sling]

OR....!

Someone who admires a nice ghillie suit. *smokes pipe thoughtfully*

 

[redacted]

sounded ENTP to me, but you gave it away already...

 

[SillySapienne]

sounded ENTP to me, but you gave it away already...

:rolli:

What, pray tell, led you to think that?

 

[Sling]

sounded ENTP to me, but you gave it away already...

No, not really. It wasn't an ENFP.

 

[redacted]

:rolli:

What, pray tell, led you to think that?

well Ne was overflowing...

i figured Ti over Fi cuz i didn't see anything specifically Fi.

 

[SillySapienne]

well Ne was overflowing...

i figured Ti over Fi cuz i didn't see anything specifically Fi.

Lol, that makes me laugh.

The author, in my opinion is 100% ENFP and in case you didn't catch it, the author is being incredibly ironic in the moralistic amoral message he puts forth in his/this passage.

He is exposing the inherent moral weaknesses that all of us human beings seem to share.

By shopping at Wal-Mart we perpetuate "their", or "its" ability to get away with committing immoral deeds, (their prices are cheap for a reason). We purchase our many desired things there because they are sold at cheap, and unbeatable prices, and by purchasing our stuff there, we stand to gain something where others stand to lose.

The point being, that most of us are morally lazy, we know that it is better to conserve energy and water, to support local business, etc., but we're lazy and cheap so we do whatever is easiest as opposed to whatever is "right", in the moral sense.

Personal example: I am *not* a vegetarian, because I think meat tastes good and I am vain and fear that if I go vegetarian I'll consume too many carbs and hence gain unwanted pounds. I think it is morally wrong to eat animals that you didn't/couldn't/wouldn't kill yourself.

I love and respect mammals, birds, and, to a lesser extent, fish, and yet despite this love and respect that I have for them, I eat them still, why? Because I am a hypocrite-weak-lazy asshole.

One doesn't try to be a mediocre person, one just becomes one by default.

Courage, willpower and integrity are incredibly rare human traits to live by/come by.

 

[Thursday]

I saw much more Fi than Ti in it
and the
" You can hate. But you will always come back. You're getting good prices. Sure you want to change it. But you're getting a good deal. Just come back. There is always a nice place to park. It won't be long until you're one of us. "

Fi and Te

Ne to begin with, in that it is not linear, but from the same standpoint :\ resistence to wal-mart is futile

 

[Sling]

The author, in my opinion is 100% ENFP and in case you didn't catch it, the author is being incredibly ironic in the moralistic amoral message he puts forth in his/this passage.

hehe

You get it. You might think of it as semi-passive moral erosion, and looking at it from two views. Or rather, one view in three different points of time. I feel it does a good job summarizing the astuteness of human morals, and as you found the right word to say it, mediocrity, and giving up on yourself. Moving along like a bottomsucker fish, rather than looking up and going for what you really want. It's a metaphor that illustrates a much larger and complex picture.

hehe

Totallly Ne

 

[Thursday]

So thats why its adorable
I totally want an ENxP for christmas
actually, you P's can wait
I want one now !

 

[Thursday]

But to type more writers, i think the author of this is a ENFP
if not, ISFP ?

Lucky you were born that far away so
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Too many ways to love somebody

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes are for no other
The day you leave we'll cry a river

 

[Sling]

But to type more writers, i think the author of this is a ENFP
if not, ISFP ?

It reeks of SF.

 

[Thursday]

It reeks of SF.

ISFP ?

 

[Sling]

ISFP ?

Maybe ESFP. Very well could be ISFP too.