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A little Freudian slip, huh?
I'd rather be dead.
I have to admit this is true.
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What is the first thing you think of when you think of a certain MBTI type
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A little Freudian slip, huh?
I'd rather be dead.
I have to admit this is true.
Noon
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These are fantastic!
SilkRoad
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This seriously makes me want an ISTJ.
Elfboy
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NOO! that's 3w4
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ENFP- A loud, hyperactive college student with a flair for the dramatic and love for the theatre, who talks excessively and continuously jumps in between activities and jobs.
INFP-The distractible daydreamer who comes off as slightly offbeat to the people she encounters and often annoys teachers by procrastinating and seeming unfocused on her schoolwork.
INFJ- Clare Edwards from Degrassi.
ENFJ- A model student and citizen who's constantly doted on by teachers and peers alike and is spiritually inclined, who constantly tries to spread the word of God.
ENTJ-Academic alpha bitch who undertakes multiple school activities at once and is a star member of her school's speech and debate team.
INTJ-Smart-alecky guy who aces his schoolwork with ease and often comes across as pretentious to people
INTP- A nerdy, bespectacled teenage boy who spends excessive time on his computer looking up random trivia.
ENTP- A visionary, overzealous person with a love of scheming who often manipulates people to get what she wants.
ESFJ-Typical smitten teenage girl obsessing over fashion and desperately trying to get rid of the zits on her face, while being love-struck by the latest teen pop sensation (Justin Bieber, One Direction, etc.)
ISFJ-A docile, compliant mother who tends dutifully to her husband and wifely duties and worries excessively over the well-being of her children.
ISTJ- A neurotic, somewhat socially awkward overachiever who painstakingly observes every detail and undertakes multiple tasks and obligations.
ESTJ-Stereotypical patriarch who disapproves of his NF child's impractical dreams.
ESFP- A bubbly young woman who easily befriends the people around her and enjoys letting a little too loose at parties.
ISFP-An earthy, somewhat artistic girl-next-door type who's likely an unkempt beauty who often prefers her own company and can easily fit in as one of the boys.
ISTP-The shaggy haired skater boy who prefers to remain silent and in sidelines.
ESTP- An attractive, but sleazy guy with an interest in sex who's likely to corrupt the shy, inexperienced girl who has trouble coming out of her shell.
INFP-The distractible daydreamer who comes off as slightly offbeat to the people she encounters and often annoys teachers by procrastinating and seeming unfocused on her schoolwork.
INFJ- Clare Edwards from Degrassi.
ENFJ- A model student and citizen who's constantly doted on by teachers and peers alike and is spiritually inclined, who constantly tries to spread the word of God.
ENTJ-Academic alpha bitch who undertakes multiple school activities at once and is a star member of her school's speech and debate team.
INTJ-Smart-alecky guy who aces his schoolwork with ease and often comes across as pretentious to people
INTP- A nerdy, bespectacled teenage boy who spends excessive time on his computer looking up random trivia.
ENTP- A visionary, overzealous person with a love of scheming who often manipulates people to get what she wants.
ESFJ-Typical smitten teenage girl obsessing over fashion and desperately trying to get rid of the zits on her face, while being love-struck by the latest teen pop sensation (Justin Bieber, One Direction, etc.)
ISFJ-A docile, compliant mother who tends dutifully to her husband and wifely duties and worries excessively over the well-being of her children.
ISTJ- A neurotic, somewhat socially awkward overachiever who painstakingly observes every detail and undertakes multiple tasks and obligations.
ESTJ-Stereotypical patriarch who disapproves of his NF child's impractical dreams.
ESFP- A bubbly young woman who easily befriends the people around her and enjoys letting a little too loose at parties.
ISFP-An earthy, somewhat artistic girl-next-door type who's likely an unkempt beauty who often prefers her own company and can easily fit in as one of the boys.
ISTP-The shaggy haired skater boy who prefers to remain silent and in sidelines.
ESTP- An attractive, but sleazy guy with an interest in sex who's likely to corrupt the shy, inexperienced girl who has trouble coming out of her shell.
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ISFP - An art gallery curator
INFP - Someone that always daydreams and has few friends
ESTP - A college boy
ESFP - A party animal who needs to have people around them 24/7
ISTP - A skilled ninja
ENTJ - A rich CEO
ISFJ - A nurse or a fulltime mom
ENFJ - An overly nice goody two shoes type of person or someone who teaches acting
INFJ- The mayor of a city
ESTJ - A successful person with no sense of humor
ENTP - Someone who is not afraid to speak the truth and is hilarious, witty and sarcastic.
INTP - Someone who taught himself how to hack computers
INTJ - A cold-hearted scientist who pwns at chess
ESFJ - Kindergarten teacher
ENFP - Someone who loves hugs
ISTJ - Someone with severe Aspergers
INFP - Someone that always daydreams and has few friends
ESTP - A college boy
ESFP - A party animal who needs to have people around them 24/7
ISTP - A skilled ninja
ENTJ - A rich CEO
ISFJ - A nurse or a fulltime mom
ENFJ - An overly nice goody two shoes type of person or someone who teaches acting
INFJ- The mayor of a city
ESTJ - A successful person with no sense of humor
ENTP - Someone who is not afraid to speak the truth and is hilarious, witty and sarcastic.
INTP - Someone who taught himself how to hack computers
INTJ - A cold-hearted scientist who pwns at chess
ESFJ - Kindergarten teacher
ENFP - Someone who loves hugs
ISTJ - Someone with severe Aspergers
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ESTP: drag racing
ISTP: mechanic
ESFP: partying
ISFP: meditation
ESTJ: academics
ISTJ: tradition
ESFJ: motherly
ISFJ: nurse
ENFJ: mentor
INFJ: psychic
ENFP: clouds
INFP: squishy
ENTP: genius
INTP: evil genius
ENTJ: power
INTJ: criminal mastermind
ISTP: mechanic
ESFP: partying
ISFP: meditation
ESTJ: academics
ISTJ: tradition
ESFJ: motherly
ISFJ: nurse
ENFJ: mentor
INFJ: psychic
ENFP: clouds
INFP: squishy
ENTP: genius
INTP: evil genius
ENTJ: power
INTJ: criminal mastermind
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ESTP: Some sort of 7ish type person, can be kind of a dick yet is rather good at heart.
ESFP: Someone who is rather badass, generally more likable than the ESTP. Both are more intelligent than they let on, but they are also likely to be oblivious as all hell to implications.
ISTP: A generally more factual oriented independent thinker, or an individualist who is good at calling out bullshit. A lot of genuine feelings though.
ISFP: A rough sort of person in general, hides quite a lot of feeling yet is actually rather productive.
ESTJ: Rather boring folk who sometimes lose sight of things, they are rather soft and kind hearted though. You feel their presence when they are there, even if it's just a subtle feeling.
ESFJ: Somewhat childish person who generally likes to hold power, yet generally have low self esteem. Blends into the background, unless they are a Se leaner.
ISTJ: A rather quietly eccentric person who holds a deep well of emotions, some have a drab color to them. Weirdly compelling.
ISFJ: An endearingly more colorful eccentric than the thinking counterpart, somehow doesn't have the same magnetic pull though.
ENTP: An opportunist that knows where things are at, and what to do. Always active all the time.
ENFP: A sunshine like person, generally less interesting than the ENTP but still has a nice layer of folksiness to them.
INTP: A softer version of the ISTP due to lacking much presence in the world. Making them more detached than them, very airy with little heaviness to them.
INFP: Generally aloof type of person who shuns the world itself, like the INTP, generally less hard than their more sensation leaning counterparts.
ENTJ: Generally one of the most "there" people to know. Considerably more commanding than the ESTJ, and someone with a lot of standards.
ENFJ: A mystic and a jack of all trades. They know how to bring themselves into the lime light better than the ESFJ. A tad less professional than them though.
INTJ: Something about them is just magnetic, and you just have to know more about them. A sort of attractiveness that is rather rare to find.
INFJ: Quite a tad less magnetic, generally more sage like than the INTJ. Somehow more closed off than INTJs in all actuality.
This is of course just a bunch of impressions that are rather meaningless, as I actually rarely type other people I know IRL for some damn reason.
ESFP: Someone who is rather badass, generally more likable than the ESTP. Both are more intelligent than they let on, but they are also likely to be oblivious as all hell to implications.
ISTP: A generally more factual oriented independent thinker, or an individualist who is good at calling out bullshit. A lot of genuine feelings though.
ISFP: A rough sort of person in general, hides quite a lot of feeling yet is actually rather productive.
ESTJ: Rather boring folk who sometimes lose sight of things, they are rather soft and kind hearted though. You feel their presence when they are there, even if it's just a subtle feeling.
ESFJ: Somewhat childish person who generally likes to hold power, yet generally have low self esteem. Blends into the background, unless they are a Se leaner.
ISTJ: A rather quietly eccentric person who holds a deep well of emotions, some have a drab color to them. Weirdly compelling.
ISFJ: An endearingly more colorful eccentric than the thinking counterpart, somehow doesn't have the same magnetic pull though.
ENTP: An opportunist that knows where things are at, and what to do. Always active all the time.
ENFP: A sunshine like person, generally less interesting than the ENTP but still has a nice layer of folksiness to them.
INTP: A softer version of the ISTP due to lacking much presence in the world. Making them more detached than them, very airy with little heaviness to them.
INFP: Generally aloof type of person who shuns the world itself, like the INTP, generally less hard than their more sensation leaning counterparts.
ENTJ: Generally one of the most "there" people to know. Considerably more commanding than the ESTJ, and someone with a lot of standards.
ENFJ: A mystic and a jack of all trades. They know how to bring themselves into the lime light better than the ESFJ. A tad less professional than them though.
INTJ: Something about them is just magnetic, and you just have to know more about them. A sort of attractiveness that is rather rare to find.
INFJ: Quite a tad less magnetic, generally more sage like than the INTJ. Somehow more closed off than INTJs in all actuality.
This is of course just a bunch of impressions that are rather meaningless, as I actually rarely type other people I know IRL for some damn reason.
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Okay, hope no one takes offense. These are honest and I've decided to approach them from a somewhat humorous experiences stand point; of course, I believe every type is capable of greatness, but these are some of the first thoughts that run through my head.
ESTJ-like my germ phobic, control-freak, OCD, loud-mouth police officer of an aunt. [but hey, I love her. She is my absolute favorite aunt.]
ESTP-like my brother, being drug down the blacktop by a run away motorcycle because he tried a stunt that suddenly popped into his head. [but he's the most generous guy you'll ever meet.]
ENTP-oh, like one of my "superiors" at work...I'm thinking, "What kind of ego rubbing, band wagon are we going to jump on now? And how long will it take him to get bored of this and leave the rest of us holding the bag?" [but then again, he has totally cleaned up the place and improved its image.]
ENFP-like my boss, "Oh, this is pretty and new and it lights up and we should totally do this, until something newer, bigger, shinier, brighter comes along." [but she is inspiring.]
INFP-oh, like my friend--don't get her started. The verbal onslaught of her imagined insults from others will never end. [but, she always gives me chocolate]
INFJ-like this guy I met on the internet--He's a freak, wandering around in the desert eating bugs, wearing an orange jumpsuit. [hey, wait! I'm supposed to be one of those. I look like a giant pumpkin in orange.]
INTP-like my cousin, living in his mother's green house, smoking weed and wondering why he let his 300 pound woman beat the crap out of him again and moaning over the fact that no one appreciates his genius. [If he had as much gumption as it does ability and intelligence, he could change the world.]
INTJ-like my friend, RP. I think "Am I gonna have to teach this dude the art of laughter?" [but I love to be around him and we communicate with nothing more than a glance.]
ISTP-like my cousin, hide the silverware. Danny's coming to dinner. [okay, he's a criminal...bad example. But, like my friend, Debbie. She doesn't steal, but she might stick your silverware in a blender or a microwave or who knows what.]
ISTJ-like my friend, Kim. She's going to color-code my entire life and line it up in rows. She may judge me based on whether my DVDs are in alphabetical order or not.
ISFP--like my cousin, DH. Oh, no, here's another damsel in distress. Run for your life, boys. It's a trap. It's a trap! [she's so girly and so sweet, but she's street smart]
ESFP-like my friend Heather. What planet is she from anyway? [but she's sweet to children, the elderly and animals.]
ENFJ-like my sister, AB. I'm thinking to myself, "She's a con-artist. Don't believe a word she says." [she is a con-artist, but I love her and we have fun together.]
ESFJ--like my friend, Julie. She's talking on the phone and doing 15 things at once. I don't know how she gets anything done. [but she does.]
ISFJ--like my mom, she's gonna think my idea is too "out there" to be any good. [she was the most unselfish, kind and loving person I've ever known.]
ESTJ-like my germ phobic, control-freak, OCD, loud-mouth police officer of an aunt. [but hey, I love her. She is my absolute favorite aunt.]
ESTP-like my brother, being drug down the blacktop by a run away motorcycle because he tried a stunt that suddenly popped into his head. [but he's the most generous guy you'll ever meet.]
ENTP-oh, like one of my "superiors" at work...I'm thinking, "What kind of ego rubbing, band wagon are we going to jump on now? And how long will it take him to get bored of this and leave the rest of us holding the bag?" [but then again, he has totally cleaned up the place and improved its image.]
ENFP-like my boss, "Oh, this is pretty and new and it lights up and we should totally do this, until something newer, bigger, shinier, brighter comes along." [but she is inspiring.]
INFP-oh, like my friend--don't get her started. The verbal onslaught of her imagined insults from others will never end. [but, she always gives me chocolate]
INFJ-like this guy I met on the internet--He's a freak, wandering around in the desert eating bugs, wearing an orange jumpsuit. [hey, wait! I'm supposed to be one of those. I look like a giant pumpkin in orange.]
INTP-like my cousin, living in his mother's green house, smoking weed and wondering why he let his 300 pound woman beat the crap out of him again and moaning over the fact that no one appreciates his genius. [If he had as much gumption as it does ability and intelligence, he could change the world.]
INTJ-like my friend, RP. I think "Am I gonna have to teach this dude the art of laughter?" [but I love to be around him and we communicate with nothing more than a glance.]
ISTP-like my cousin, hide the silverware. Danny's coming to dinner. [okay, he's a criminal...bad example. But, like my friend, Debbie. She doesn't steal, but she might stick your silverware in a blender or a microwave or who knows what.]
ISTJ-like my friend, Kim. She's going to color-code my entire life and line it up in rows. She may judge me based on whether my DVDs are in alphabetical order or not.
ISFP--like my cousin, DH. Oh, no, here's another damsel in distress. Run for your life, boys. It's a trap. It's a trap! [she's so girly and so sweet, but she's street smart]
ESFP-like my friend Heather. What planet is she from anyway? [but she's sweet to children, the elderly and animals.]
ENFJ-like my sister, AB. I'm thinking to myself, "She's a con-artist. Don't believe a word she says." [she is a con-artist, but I love her and we have fun together.]
ESFJ--like my friend, Julie. She's talking on the phone and doing 15 things at once. I don't know how she gets anything done. [but she does.]
ISFJ--like my mom, she's gonna think my idea is too "out there" to be any good. [she was the most unselfish, kind and loving person I've ever known.]
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ESTP: A coked up entrepreneur who harvests and sells human organs on the side and beats up his hookers.
ENTP: The above ESTP's lawyer and occasional customer. Probably has some sort of Freudian/subtly homoerotic-fetish that the ESTP is more than happy to have his girls accommodate for without judgment.
ISTP: The ESTPs most loyal associate. Doesn't utter a single word, but always manages to get the ESTP his organs on time.
INTP: Used to work for the ESTP under the ISTP's supervision. Was pretty clumsy so he had to be "taken care of".
Dark.
ENTP: The above ESTP's lawyer and occasional customer. Probably has some sort of Freudian/subtly homoerotic-fetish that the ESTP is more than happy to have his girls accommodate for without judgment.
ISTP: The ESTPs most loyal associate. Doesn't utter a single word, but always manages to get the ESTP his organs on time.
INTP: Used to work for the ESTP under the ISTP's supervision. Was pretty clumsy so he had to be "taken care of".
Dark.
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ESFP: stylish party animals with an inability to look even five second into the future.
ESFJ: They control because they love. A kind warden
ESTJ: conformist exteriors hiding dark (albeit hilarious) interiors. Tough guys prone to meltdowns
ESTP: human cats. Grooming them selfs and occasionally stoop to acknowledge us mere mortals
INFP: journals, people who like cloudy days, a single tear, broilers
ENFP: people who wear bejeweled dog shirt. People who have a loud opinion about everything
INFJ: people who was poetic about everything, gibberish speakers, hallmark cars writers
ENFJ: a bossy pants with velvet gloves
ENTJ: a bossy pants with iron fists
INTP: underachieving creeps
ISFJ: boring chameleons
ISTJ: accountants, bylaws enforcer
ISTP: rebels with out causes, the demenor of someone who may or may not be insane
ISFP: hippies
ESFJ: They control because they love. A kind warden
ESTJ: conformist exteriors hiding dark (albeit hilarious) interiors. Tough guys prone to meltdowns
ESTP: human cats. Grooming them selfs and occasionally stoop to acknowledge us mere mortals
INFP: journals, people who like cloudy days, a single tear, broilers
ENFP: people who wear bejeweled dog shirt. People who have a loud opinion about everything
INFJ: people who was poetic about everything, gibberish speakers, hallmark cars writers
ENFJ: a bossy pants with velvet gloves
ENTJ: a bossy pants with iron fists
INTP: underachieving creeps
ISFJ: boring chameleons
ISTJ: accountants, bylaws enforcer
ISTP: rebels with out causes, the demenor of someone who may or may not be insane
ISFP: hippies
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ISFP: long haired guy in dark skin tight jeans and an undersized t shirt that somehow looks good on him. Probably a drummer.
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haha... yeah kinda. I agree with the cat part.
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What I first thing of when I hear and MBTI type (men edition!)
ENFP: The class clown who speaks a million miles a minute and appears keen in knowing about your every whim once he first takes you on a date, often overwhelming you with an excessive amount of random questions and shifting conversation topics.
INFP: The withdrawn, yet sensitive and distractible man who's constantly reading or reflecting on life on his lonesome at the library and continuously shows up to college classes at least 5 minutes late, yet reveals his secret desire to travel the world before he dies and become a novelist, while mentioning his entire value system once the date goes well and you delve into deep conversation.
INFJ: The mild-mannered psychology major who eerily seems to understand what makes you tick and annoys you with his tendency to overanalyze your every move.
ENFJ: The sociable, seemingly perfect man who unexpectedly shows up with flowers and a gift throughout your first few dates and flatters you with compliments and romantic words, yet starts to show some possessive and manipulative tendencies once you two actually start dating.
ESTP: The impulsive, live in the moment rebel with little tolerance for philosophical discussion who's constantly doing things on impulse and seems a little callous and insensitive in his decision-making, yet charms you with his zest for life and spontaneously takes you on a romantic road trip on his Harley.
ISTP: A quiet, yet somehow observant man who mostly refuses to interact with others socially and seemingly has little to contribute during discussions, yet is surprisingly intelligent when dealing with practical matters and discussing his talents and interests.
ESFP: The extraverted, constantly partying frat boy who disgusted you with his frivolous antics and womanizing tendencies, yet unexpectedly revealed a more vulnerable side that persuaded you to give him a chance.
ISFP: A silent, but gentle and observant musician at a coffee shop who woos you away with romantic songs and poetry, while exposing you to the beauty in the simpler things in life and letting things in the relationship (ex. unexpectedly becoming parents) take course spontaneously with minimal planning.
INTJ: A poised and collected ivy league alumni who's earned a doctorate in physics and charms you with his intellect and interest in theoretical discussion, yet disappoints when offering little advice or sympathy once emotional problems begin to surface.
ENTJ: An ambitious self-made man who graduated with a business degree from Stanford and soon after became the owner of his own business, with a keen focus in transcending into power and enhancing his own gains and wealth.
ENTP: A conspiracy theorist with very fervent views over the American government, with a surprising master's degree in political science and minor in philosophy and desire to publish his ideas an unexpectedly get famous from them in a memoir.
INTP: The quirky, socially awkward guy (computer science major) who admits to never having pursued a romantic relationship before you two were paired up for a biology lab in college, yet seems to endear you with his smarts, phenomenal computer skills, and slightly dorky interests in video gaming, collecting comics, and watching anime.
ESTJ: A controlling, somewhat narrow-minded man (the boss/head of a local company) who wishes to progress the relationship according to tradition and constantly nags at you for your lack of cleanliness and self-discipline, complaining about your seeming lack of maturity and being quick to dismiss emotional appeals during your arguments.
ISTJ: The reserved, but hard-working and levelheaded man (an accountant at an office) who, while frustrating you by offering little spontaneity to your relationship, is straight-forward and grounded and helps maintain structure and financial stability.
ESFJ: The expressive, sociable man who occasionally overwhelms you with being clingy, oversensitive, and demanding in the relationship, showing signs of jealousy once he senses your being flirtatious with another person.
ISFJ: The doting, devoted partner who showers with tenderness and affection and prefers to be a homebody who'd rather lay down on the couch and cuddle with you all day than go out to a huge social gathering and exhaust himself with partying, yet can sometimes mollycoddle you with his clinginess and frustrate you with his fear of taking risks and letting go of the past.
ENFP: The class clown who speaks a million miles a minute and appears keen in knowing about your every whim once he first takes you on a date, often overwhelming you with an excessive amount of random questions and shifting conversation topics.
INFP: The withdrawn, yet sensitive and distractible man who's constantly reading or reflecting on life on his lonesome at the library and continuously shows up to college classes at least 5 minutes late, yet reveals his secret desire to travel the world before he dies and become a novelist, while mentioning his entire value system once the date goes well and you delve into deep conversation.
INFJ: The mild-mannered psychology major who eerily seems to understand what makes you tick and annoys you with his tendency to overanalyze your every move.
ENFJ: The sociable, seemingly perfect man who unexpectedly shows up with flowers and a gift throughout your first few dates and flatters you with compliments and romantic words, yet starts to show some possessive and manipulative tendencies once you two actually start dating.
ESTP: The impulsive, live in the moment rebel with little tolerance for philosophical discussion who's constantly doing things on impulse and seems a little callous and insensitive in his decision-making, yet charms you with his zest for life and spontaneously takes you on a romantic road trip on his Harley.
ISTP: A quiet, yet somehow observant man who mostly refuses to interact with others socially and seemingly has little to contribute during discussions, yet is surprisingly intelligent when dealing with practical matters and discussing his talents and interests.
ESFP: The extraverted, constantly partying frat boy who disgusted you with his frivolous antics and womanizing tendencies, yet unexpectedly revealed a more vulnerable side that persuaded you to give him a chance.
ISFP: A silent, but gentle and observant musician at a coffee shop who woos you away with romantic songs and poetry, while exposing you to the beauty in the simpler things in life and letting things in the relationship (ex. unexpectedly becoming parents) take course spontaneously with minimal planning.
INTJ: A poised and collected ivy league alumni who's earned a doctorate in physics and charms you with his intellect and interest in theoretical discussion, yet disappoints when offering little advice or sympathy once emotional problems begin to surface.
ENTJ: An ambitious self-made man who graduated with a business degree from Stanford and soon after became the owner of his own business, with a keen focus in transcending into power and enhancing his own gains and wealth.
ENTP: A conspiracy theorist with very fervent views over the American government, with a surprising master's degree in political science and minor in philosophy and desire to publish his ideas an unexpectedly get famous from them in a memoir.
INTP: The quirky, socially awkward guy (computer science major) who admits to never having pursued a romantic relationship before you two were paired up for a biology lab in college, yet seems to endear you with his smarts, phenomenal computer skills, and slightly dorky interests in video gaming, collecting comics, and watching anime.
ESTJ: A controlling, somewhat narrow-minded man (the boss/head of a local company) who wishes to progress the relationship according to tradition and constantly nags at you for your lack of cleanliness and self-discipline, complaining about your seeming lack of maturity and being quick to dismiss emotional appeals during your arguments.
ISTJ: The reserved, but hard-working and levelheaded man (an accountant at an office) who, while frustrating you by offering little spontaneity to your relationship, is straight-forward and grounded and helps maintain structure and financial stability.
ESFJ: The expressive, sociable man who occasionally overwhelms you with being clingy, oversensitive, and demanding in the relationship, showing signs of jealousy once he senses your being flirtatious with another person.
ISFJ: The doting, devoted partner who showers with tenderness and affection and prefers to be a homebody who'd rather lay down on the couch and cuddle with you all day than go out to a huge social gathering and exhaust himself with partying, yet can sometimes mollycoddle you with his clinginess and frustrate you with his fear of taking risks and letting go of the past.
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Extreme Bias coming through:
ESTJ: The guy who tries to act as mature and responsible as possible and has the rugged look of PTSD. Most likely to kill any one of the other types to maintain order and maturity; therefore, ENTP dies first
ISTJ: A person that thinks like a computer would and systematizes everything. Most likely to kill emotional types demanding shit from them.
ESFJ: The organizer of parties/social events. Most likely to kill anyone who doesn't participate in their charades
ISFJ: ESFJ's right hand man/woman, more melancholic perhaps. Not sure who they would kill.
ESTP: Extremely impulsive athlete/jock. Would kill anyone for money or sheer pleasure, and would do it using sports equipment
ISTP: The very muscularly coordinated and intelligent quiet guy. Would use master ninja skills and tactics to snap necks of anyone who questioned them.
ESFP: Party-goer. Would be too busy partying to kill someone
ISFP: Quieter party-goer/emotionally deep. Would think about killing someone but party instead
ENFP: Energetic yet seemingly quiet person with deep emotions. Would kill the ISTJ, the INTP, the INTJ, and the ESTJ for making fun of their emotions
INFP: Lethargic yet seemingly emotionally intense. Would kill (see above) just because of an emotional meltdown
INFJ: The witty covert-spy that displays Fe as a cover for plans in the background. Would kill anyone silently and sadistically as possible and then convince everyone that that person had to die for incredibly sensible reasons and would be acquitted of all charges.
ENFJ: The not so witty covert-spy that displays Fe for no reason whatsoever. Would kill another type, but would probably emotionally attach to them before the deed was done and make friends with them instead.
ENTJ: The natural born leader with a superiority complex. Would kill anyone who questions their leadership by having everyone else hang the person. I imagine the Governor from the Walking Dead. Would also kill ESTJ for attempting to take charge.
ENTP: (complete, utter bias) Very capable and quick-thinking problem solver with broad interests, most likely to kill ESTJ or ENTJ out of annoyance and for the fun of it. Would also kill someone based on an idea had at the precise second to test it. "Just had a thought, how long would it take me to kill you with these post-it notes, a screwdriver, and a tennis ball?"
INTP: Very capable and quick-thinking problem solver that has incredible depth of ideas and intelligence. Would kill someone that dares questions his or her theories or views. Probably the ESTJ or the ESFJ
ESTJ: The guy who tries to act as mature and responsible as possible and has the rugged look of PTSD. Most likely to kill any one of the other types to maintain order and maturity; therefore, ENTP dies first
ISTJ: A person that thinks like a computer would and systematizes everything. Most likely to kill emotional types demanding shit from them.
ESFJ: The organizer of parties/social events. Most likely to kill anyone who doesn't participate in their charades
ISFJ: ESFJ's right hand man/woman, more melancholic perhaps. Not sure who they would kill.
ESTP: Extremely impulsive athlete/jock. Would kill anyone for money or sheer pleasure, and would do it using sports equipment
ISTP: The very muscularly coordinated and intelligent quiet guy. Would use master ninja skills and tactics to snap necks of anyone who questioned them.
ESFP: Party-goer. Would be too busy partying to kill someone
ISFP: Quieter party-goer/emotionally deep. Would think about killing someone but party instead
ENFP: Energetic yet seemingly quiet person with deep emotions. Would kill the ISTJ, the INTP, the INTJ, and the ESTJ for making fun of their emotions
INFP: Lethargic yet seemingly emotionally intense. Would kill (see above) just because of an emotional meltdown
INFJ: The witty covert-spy that displays Fe as a cover for plans in the background. Would kill anyone silently and sadistically as possible and then convince everyone that that person had to die for incredibly sensible reasons and would be acquitted of all charges.
ENFJ: The not so witty covert-spy that displays Fe for no reason whatsoever. Would kill another type, but would probably emotionally attach to them before the deed was done and make friends with them instead.
ENTJ: The natural born leader with a superiority complex. Would kill anyone who questions their leadership by having everyone else hang the person. I imagine the Governor from the Walking Dead. Would also kill ESTJ for attempting to take charge.
ENTP: (complete, utter bias) Very capable and quick-thinking problem solver with broad interests, most likely to kill ESTJ or ENTJ out of annoyance and for the fun of it. Would also kill someone based on an idea had at the precise second to test it. "Just had a thought, how long would it take me to kill you with these post-it notes, a screwdriver, and a tennis ball?"
INTP: Very capable and quick-thinking problem solver that has incredible depth of ideas and intelligence. Would kill someone that dares questions his or her theories or views. Probably the ESTJ or the ESFJ
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I always wondered why that's an ISTP stereotype as I only see Se in there, where's the Ti?
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He's ISTP if he built the motorcycle. ESTP if he stole it.
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I don't give a shit about motorcycles. ATVs sure but not motorcycles since you can easily kill yourself on one.
