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bitchslap and type

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what type do you think deserves the title of most brutal bitchslaps? how do different types bitchslap differ in practice?

imo the title goes for INTPs ofc. now you might ask, "why the heck i never heard of this INTP bitchslap if its so brutal?" well thats simply because no one ever survived from it, its 5-10 seconds and you drop dead. luckily we are reasonably peaceful people and are able to rationalize enough even under pressure, so that we dont just blurt it out often and kill people by accident. also INTP kids havent developed their Si and Fe enough to put their whole mind to this INTP bitchslap, also because lack of their Fe Si they cant even control their childish bitchslap attempts. so maybe some of you might have been called poo poo head by and INTP before, but thats not the real thing.

so what exactly makes this INTP bitchslap so deadly?

well, if well developed, it comes from all 4 functions. Ti analyzes you deep down, what makes you who you are, you weak spots and your strengths(so that INTP is able to avoid them). Ne sees what you try to go to and what you want to be, are these weak spots of your something permanent of just some minor weaknesses that you can get over easily. Si forms a map out of your psyche and all of the things above. Fe sees what you care for and what you value and forms a plan together with Si(and Ti comes to do the finishing and tell just the right time to execute all of this) on how to fuck you up so badly that you lose you will to live and simply stop it. its so brutal that even your heart doesent want to pump any more blood into your brains, why would you even bother breathing? you got no reason for that, and you dont even mind dying, you will be happy to rid of the poo poo in your head.

sorry but i dont want to get too detailed about this or give any examples, because i know what sort of destructive powers it has(luckily we INTPs are good with theory and are able to know things if we know the theory behind it) and there might be some people reading this who are too empathetic to handle them :yes:
 

Kierva

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I think the most brutal LITERAL bitchslap/punch in the face = ESxP
 

Xyk

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I'm thinking people with really big, rough hands and a whole lot of tricep strength to back it up.
 

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I think ISTPs give the most effective physical bitch slap (difficult to dodge and it stuns)

However when it comes to a dramatic pimp style bitch slap a lot of expression (without being too emotional) and backhand is best and for that I would give it to an ESTP or ENTJ
 

xisnotx

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are we talking a figurative bitch slap..or physical bitch slap?

if figuritive..intjs. I've had intjs insult me without me even knowing it. A couple days later I'll be thinking about them and I'll be like "hey, wait a minute...was he implying I am stupid?"
 

jixmixfix

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I tried to give this thread some thought but it makes absolutely so sense. lol The most logical conclusion goes to the person who can put their hip into the slap aka someone who is more in tune to how their body functions. SPs. Good core strength and hip movement goes a long way.:smoke:
 

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EXTJs.
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Rasofy

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Ti analyzes you deep down, what makes you who you are, you weak spots and your strengths(so that INTP is able to avoid them). Ne sees what you try to go to and what you want to be, are these weak spots of your something permanent of just some minor weaknesses that you can get over easily. Si forms a map out of your psyche and all of the things above. Fe sees what you care for and what you value and forms a plan together with Si(and Ti comes to do the finishing and tell just the right time to execute all of this) on how to fuck you up so badly that you lose you will to live and simply stop it. its so brutal that even your heart doesent want to pump any more blood into your brains, why would you even bother breathing? you got no reason for that, and you dont even mind dying, you will be happy to rid of the poo poo in your head.
I believe we are the type least prone to bother with these things. :wtf:
 

Little_Sticks

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imo the title goes for INTPs ofc. now you might ask, "why the heck i never heard of this INTP bitchslap if its so brutal?" well thats simply because no one ever survived from it, its 5-10 seconds and you drop dead. luckily we are reasonably peaceful people and are able to rationalize enough even under pressure, so that we dont just blurt it out often and kill people by accident. also INTP kids havent developed their Si and Fe enough to put their whole mind to this INTP bitchslap, also because lack of their Fe Si they cant even control their childish bitchslap attempts. so maybe some of you might have been called poo poo head by and INTP before, but thats not the real thing.

so what exactly makes this INTP bitchslap so deadly?

well, if well developed, it comes from all 4 functions. Ti analyzes you deep down, what makes you who you are, you weak spots and your strengths(so that INTP is able to avoid them). Ne sees what you try to go to and what you want to be, are these weak spots of your something permanent of just some minor weaknesses that you can get over easily. Si forms a map out of your psyche and all of the things above. Fe sees what you care for and what you value and forms a plan together with Si(and Ti comes to do the finishing and tell just the right time to execute all of this) on how to fuck you up so badly that you lose you will to live and simply stop it. its so brutal that even your heart doesent want to pump any more blood into your brains, why would you even bother breathing? you got no reason for that, and you dont even mind dying, you will be happy to rid of the poo poo in your head.

sorry but i dont want to get too detailed about this or give any examples, because i know what sort of destructive powers it has(luckily we INTPs are good with theory and are able to know things if we know the theory behind it) and there might be some people reading this who are too empathetic to handle them :yes:

If you call me a poo poo head, I promise I'm going to laugh.

this girl and her bashful machine gun


lol, crazy asians.
 

jimrckhnd

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INTPs aren't much into bitch slaps. More like straight razors.
 

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xNFJs. Because you know that it isn't an exaggeration. You know that their bitchslap is everything that they've wanted to say to you for the entire time you've known them. At worst, it can destroy all of your self-confidence and all of your self-esteem, in one fell swoop.

INTPs aren't much into bitch slaps. More like straight razors.
Or one of these:
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INTP

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xNFJs. Because you know that it isn't an exaggeration. You know that their bitchslap is everything that they've wanted to say to you for the entire time you've known them. At worst, it can destroy all of your self-confidence and all of your self-esteem, in one fell swoop.


Or one of these:
sword1.jpg

or these

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