A P and a J wake up Saturday morning

[Tallulah]

Unless I had plans already for that day that involve getting dressed and going outside the house, this P stays in bed as long as she wants. And she never wastes bed time by thinking about stuff she wants to do when she's out of it.

Once I finally get up, I'll figure out if there's someplace I want to go.

 

[October Rust]

The Js both suck at falling asleep and managing to stay that way, so they've both been up since at least 7:00 am (although on most days it's likely to be 5), even though they have no where to go and nothing to do. The P stayed up until 3:00 am, so sleeps in until 12, and then wonders why the Js are getting annoyed at having to have waited so long for her to wake up

 

[Amethyst]

Hahahah. Exactly, only a bit more like this. The P is sincerely trying to get up, trying to convince (her)self that there's something worthwhile to be done out there, thinks of what that might be, falls asleep again in the meantime (but only for a few minutes) then wakes up suddenly, shoots out of bed and turns on the washing machine. Or something similar taht had to be done.

The J stayed up til 4am and is still soundly sleeping. Probably in front of the TV/computer.

Haha, hit the nail on the head.

 

[Redbone]

This P is trying to keep on sleeping but is rudely awakened by a 3-year-old EXTJ with a "I'm all done sleeping! It's time to get up, ___________!" I have to get up or he figures he needs to be in charge of starting the coffee maker or passing out muffins for everyone at breakfast.
I don't have to wait for Saturdays.
I am pleasantly surprised by my never-ending ability to create new curse words for such occasions.

 

[Lady_X]

two p's in the house this morning...both stayed up till about 4:30 am...woke up around 11 for coffee and have snacked and played on the computer for hours then took a nap and showers and ate more and then walked to the store and browsed around looking at all the christmas stuff for forever and...um...so far that's it...haha

 

[Snuggletron]

J:


1) Wakes up

2) Has Breakfast/Coffee

3) Internet

4) Masturbates



P:

1) Wakes up

2) Masturbates.

3) Has breakfast/Coffee

4) Internet

5) Masturbates Again

yeah, that's about it, folks.

 

[BlackCat]

Let's see... I wake up and just relax. If I'm in the mood for it, I'll ask some people what's going on to hang out with them. Otherwise I just do things as they arise. I don't understand the concept of plans. I only make plans when a thought arises in the moment and I can only do it later.

 

[mrcockburn]

Hah, I'm a P and I still know what I'll be doing well in advance - for the weekend and the week (and beyond). I'm not a morning person, but I seem to be more productive earlier, so I force myself up.

I'm an entrepreneur, so I actually like using my weekend days to work, in uninterrupted peace. Nights though? :drunkbanana:

 

[prplchknz]

p wakes up
lies in bed for a few minutes
goes outside smokes
goes back to bed
realizes it can't fall back to sleep
check typec
waits for j to make coffee

j sleeps in
gets up
makes tea
has breakfast
makes coffee
goes grocery shopping

p
gets coffee smokes another cigarette while drinking coffee
has breakfast
gets back online
drinks more coffee
makes grocery list
procrastinates doing work by posting in the thread

 

[INTP]

my ENTP friend gets up 7-9am even on weekends, while his I?FJ fiancee stays in the bed

 

[mrcockburn]

p wakes up
lies in bed for a few minutes
goes outside smokes
goes back to bed
realizes it can't fall back to sleep
check typec
waits for j to make coffee

j sleeps in
gets up
makes tea
has breakfast
makes coffee
goes grocery shopping

p
gets coffee smokes another cigarette while drinking coffee
has breakfast
gets back online
drinks more coffee
makes grocery list
procrastinates doing work by posting in the thread

egads. I got caffeine jitters just reading that.

 

[ArghJo]

:x I'm very much a morning person. Depending on the time, I'm more likely to wake up ASAP.
If I wake up at around 5 AM, knowing I went to sleep at 12AM, I'll try to sleep again. But I slept for at least 6-8 hours I'll get up, turn on the PC. Go for a poop. And internet for a while.

Probably realise that I'm hungry after 10 minutes - an hour. And then I make breakfast. Then more internet, until I notice that I have a tonne of school work to do.

 

[SparklingShadow]

The J stayed up til 4am and is still soundly sleeping. Probably in front of the TV/computer.

The P was also sleeping in front of the computer...

He was looking at Lolcats on teh interwebz

 

[plastic]

J wakes up Saturday after long busy week.

Plays video games entire weekend before he has to do it all again on Monday.

You just described my past weekend perfectly.

 

[Mia.]

J:


1) Wakes up

2) Has Breakfast/Coffee

3) Internet

4) Masturbates



P:

1) Wakes up

2) Masturbates.

3) Has breakfast/Coffee

4) Internet

5) Masturbates Again

This is very close to the routine in our house, except the J doesn't flog the carrot.

 

[mrcockburn]

This is very close to the routine in our house, except the J doesn't flog the carrot.

He probably does. J's tend to be more discreet about it, and efficient. I mean, he has to rub it to wash it anyway, right? Why not finish the job (for they "finish" what they start), so that he may cleanse himself, inside and out.

tl;dr - Surprise him in the shower sometime. Observe the Quaker guilt.

 

[Pajderman]

In the morning the J wakes up and the P goes to bed.

 

[raindancing]

Now that I have a child I find I'm not allowed to be a stereotype...

Ah the good old days of staying up and sleeping in. How I miss your wasteful charms.

Sat morning, I'm up at dawn like every other day because my son thinks it is a reasonable time to wake up. INTP husband makes cappuccinos . (I don't cause I don't know how to use the machine and I don't plan on learning cause I like being served frothy milk drinks with lewd designs swirled on the top. Latte art, don'tcha know?)
INTP looks after son for the day, and I write til my head implodes which is around dinner time.

For Js, well my mother-in-law is an ISTJ and she is a powerhouse of getting-things-done, Saturdays are no exception.
I sometimes am scared to go over to her house because she'll actually list out, item by item, every single thing she has done that day. In. Excruciating. Detail. At which point her son abandons me.
By the time we leave, a little portion of me has begun to die. INTP gives me a sheepish grin and says he thought I was enjoying the conversation. Lying bastard.

 

[Owlesque]

I usually wake up on my own around whatever time my alarm is set during the week, then sleep for another hour or two depending on what my plans are for the day. I rarely sleep in much more than that unless I was out incredibly late or need to adjust my sleep schedule for school/a job/etc.

 

[kyuuei]

Usually for me.. Saturday isn't a special day. :/