Full detailed description of every type

[Coco]

Are you doubting your type? No problem, Coco will fix it.
I'll explain each type in details wiht the functions (so its not "useless old stereotypical crapz".

INFP = They're always fine (FiNe)
ENFP = They're asian women who don't like fires (NeFi) (no fire in an asian accent o.o)
INFJ: They're extremly dangerous and go crazy with their knives (NiFe) (knife)
ENFJ: They understand when it's Finn who did it (FeNiSe) (Finn... I see!)

INTP: They're small (TiNe) (tiny)
ENTP: They're asian women who don't like to tie their shoes (NeTi) (no tie)
INTJ: They like the number ninety-five (NiTeFi)
ENTJ: They understand when something is thin. (TeNiSe) (Thin. I see)

ISFP: They're fancy (FiSe) (they have big teeth and a weird accent?)
ESFP: They like to see fights (SeFiTe) (see fight)
ISTP: They tell people to shut up because they CAN see (TiSe) (ttttt i see!)
ESTP: They tell their dog called Ifee to sit (SeTiFe) (sit, ifee)

ISFJ: They're snake pirates who fit (SiFeTi) (ssss I fit! Ayeee!)
ESFJ: Their jaw drops when they see something shiny (FeSiNe) (ffff- Shiny!)
ISTJ: They like sites (SiTe) (boring i know :[ just adding to the stereotype o.o)
ESTJ: They like to design (TeSiNe) (design with a weird accent too)


Me? Bored. Naaah
Add more if you want lol xD

 

[HighwayChild]

Holy crap that was HILARIOUS!

 

[OrangeAppled]

Ahaha - love it!

Here's a different spin on a few:

ENFJ: They always feel nice - in baby talk. (FeNiSe) (Fee-Nice!)

ENTJ: They live in Tennessee. (TeNiSe)

ISFP: They're feisty & have trouble with Ts. (FiSe)

ESTP: They like to lounge on settees. (SeTi)

ISFJ: They like to be safe & have southern US accents (SiFe) (I feel siiiife).

ISTJ: They see have good vision. (SiTe) (sight)
OR they finish websites in French (Site FiNe) - "Site fini!"

ESTJ: They like to sign documents (TeSiNe) ("to sign")

 

[Nicodemus]

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