Pick a Major/Career for each type.

[Snuggletron]

ESTP = Crazy Gunslinger
ENTP = Mad scientist
ESFP = Con man
INFJ = The guidance counselor who signed you up for that class noone wants
INTJ = the guy holding the strings
INFP = dark jedi
ISFP = bunny rabbit
ISFJ = Interior Designer of anything
ISTJ = Protector of the matrix
ESTJ = Executor of those who do not comply
ESFJ = Your Mom
ENFJ = Actor/actress with a grocery list
ENFP = coolface.jpg
ISTP = Secretly crazy gunslinger
INTP = Software engineer who prefers pizza cold

 

[Halla74]

ESTP = Crazy Gunslinger
ENTP = Mad scientist
ESFP = Con man
INFJ = The guidance counselor who signed you up for that class noone wants
INTJ = the guy holding the strings
INFP = dark jedi
ISFP = bunny rabbit
ISFJ = Interior Designer of anything
ISTJ = Protector of the matrix
ESTJ = Executor of those who do not comply
ESFJ = Your Mom
ENFJ = Actor/actress with a grocery list
ENFP = coolface.jpg
ISTP = Secretly crazy gunslinger
INTP = Software engineer who prefers pizza cold

NICE!

 

[murkrow]

did he do every type but ENTJ? lame.

 

[phthalocyanine]

ISTJ- Arranger (music)
ISFJ- Rehab Counselor
INFJ- Art Therapist
INTJ- Historian
ISTP- Drummer/Percussionist
ISFP- Foley Artist
INFP- Fashion Designer
INTP- Mycologist
ESTP- Urban Planner
ESFP- Exotic Dancer
ENFP- Advice Columnist
ENTP- Linguist
ESTJ- Fitness Celebrity
ESFJ- Theology
ENFJ- Cult Leader
ENTJ- Military

 

[Snuggletron]

did he do every type but ENTJ? lame.

I thought something was missing.

ENTJ = the Emprah

 

[kyuuei]

What's with all the lame ENFP jobs?! :steam:!! So far we have a face for radio?! Or we write to lame advice-column people?! OR we do yoga?! C'mon!! Srsly?! If that's the way we're gonna play:

ISTJ - Emotional Therapist
ESTJ - Garbageman
ISFJ - Port-a-potty truck driver
ESFJ - Shrimp fisherman
ISTP - Chimney sweep
ESTP - Butler
ESFP - Coal miner
ISFP - Sanitation manager
ENTJ - Housemaid
INTJ - Housewife
ENTP - Bus driver
INTP - Construction worker
ENFJ - Telemarketer
INFJ - Sweat shop worker
ENFP - Win
INFP - Starving Artist

 

[lost verses]

INTJ - Housewife

LOL!

Uh...yeah I don't see an INFJ as a highschool guidance counselor. It just doesn't seem to have enough meaning. A psychologist or therapist, sure. But not that mindless drone who picks out classes for the faceless students.

 

[phthalocyanine]

What's with all the lame ENFP jobs?! :steam:!! So far we have a face for radio?! Or we write to lame advice-column people?!

being an advice columnist means having advice to give.

being a good advice columnist means having advice to give with a strong personality and sense of humor...

the ENFPs i know really like to help people, but also like to joke around a lot.
seems like they'd have a lot of fun doing what dan savage does for a living. or that talk sex with sue lady.

certainly wasn't meant in a bad way.

i guess i already am a 'starving artist', so i guess you're pretty good at this game.

 

[Sniffles]

INFJ - Sweat shop worker

Just for that -
ENFP: Pooper scooper.

 

[kyuuei]

being an advice columnist means having advice to give.

being a good advice columnist means having advice to give with a strong personality and sense of humor...

the ENFPs i know really like to help people, but also like to joke around a lot.
seems like they'd have a lot of fun doing what dan savage does for a living. or that talk sex with sue lady.

certainly wasn't meant in a bad way.

I was more joking than anything else.. Projecting what "I" think is cool onto what jobs ENFPs have been designated.

Just for that -
ENFP: Pooper scooper.

INFJ - Butcher.

 

[Sniffles]

INFJ - Butcher.

Awesome - I get to kill baby cows.

 

[NewEra]

ISTJ - Emotional Therapist

:yim_rolling_on_the_

No freaking way.

 

[Lithium Onyx]

ENTP = Fraud
ISFP = Sexual Surrogate
INTP = X-Box Game Tester

I bow to you and your outstandingly insightful genius.

 

[kelric]

I bow to you and your outstandingly insightful genius.

Those are pretty good.. but this one:

INTP = Software engineer who prefers pizza cold

is just so true .

 

[Lithium Onyx]

Those are pretty good.. but this one:


is just so true .

It is. This I know, because I myself am aspiring to be a software engineer, and I prefer pizza cold.

But not pan pizza. Because pan pizza isn't very good cold.

 

[Ghost of the dead horse]

ESTP = Embezzlement
ENTP = Fraud
ESFP = Racketeering
ENTJ = Insider Trading
INFJ = Hypnotist
INTJ = Mafia Accountant
INFP = Life Coach
ISFP = Sexual Surrogate
ISFJ = Interior Designer of Truck Stops
ESTJ = Blackwater Interrogator
ESFJ = Militant Trust Fund Baby
ENFJ = Schizophrenic Fashion Mogul
ENFP = Full Contact Yoga Instructor
ISTP = CIA Field Operative
INTP = X-Box Game Tester

What's with all the lame ENFP jobs?! :steam:!! So far we have a face for radio?! Or we write to lame advice-column people?! OR we do yoga?! C'mon!! Srsly?! If that's the way we're gonna play:

ISTJ - Emotional Therapist
ESTJ - Garbageman
ISFJ - Port-a-potty truck driver
ESFJ - Shrimp fisherman
ISTP - Chimney sweep
ESTP - Butler
ESFP - Coal miner
ISFP - Sanitation manager
ENTJ - Housemaid
INTJ - Housewife
ENTP - Bus driver
INTP - Construction worker
ENFJ - Telemarketer
INFJ - Sweat shop worker
ENFP - Win
INFP - Starving Artist

Hahaha! Awesome. I laughed my ass off 5 stars.

 

[Ozz]

ISTJ - Emotional Therapist
INFP - Starving Artist

It's not consistent! It is either opposite or a degraded version of their job, not both!

 

[Speed Gavroche]

ISTJ: Samouraï
ESTJ: General
ISFJ: Jedi Knight
ESFJ: Cheerleader

ISTP: Bounty Hunter
ESTP: Mafia Boss
ISFP: Teddy Bear
ESFP: Porn Star

INFJ: Guru
ENFJ: Guru
INFP: Hippie
ENFP: Hippie

INTJ: Grand Vizier
ENTJ: Conqueror
INTP: Nerd
ENTP: Inventor

 

[Thalassa]

ENFJ - high school teacher
INFJ - librarian
ENFP - performing arts
INFP - writing

ENTP - attorney
INTP - college professor
ENTJ - evil corporate dictator (ha ha just kidding) CEO.
INTJ - doctor

ESFP - early childhood education
ISFP - artist/musician
ESTP - pro football coach
ISTP - martial arts instructor

ESTJ - management
ISTJ - accounting
ESFJ - nursing
ISFJ - social work

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I'll reverse it, profession then best type

Doctor/Lawyer - any type, so many specialities within each

Tax Accountant-ISTJ
Human Resources/Recruiting - ESFP
Sales Engineer - ESTP
Investment Analyst - ENTP

Social Worker - ENFP
Psychologist - INFP
Party/Event Planner - ESFJ
Assistant School Administrator - ISFJ

School Principal - ENFJ
Chief Executive - ENTJ
Athletic Trainer - ISFP
Artist - INFP

Professor - INTP
Military General - INTJ
Network Administrator - ISTP
Mid-Level Supervisor - ESTJ