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Pick a Major/Career for each type.

lauranna

Member
Joined
Sep 23, 2008
Messages
764
MBTI Type
ISTP
Enneagram
9w8
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
ISTJ: "endearingly" racist white cop
ESTJ: the high school disciplinarian principle who plays the role of hardass
ISFJ: pushover housewife/mother content to be pushover housewife/mother
ESFJ: goes to college, gets MRS degree, kills husband in his sleep

ISTP: kills ESFJ's husband for a small fee, sleeps with ESFJ
ESTP: sells used cars, fire-arms, pyramid schemes, drugs, and sex workers
ISFP: cultivates flowers, buys heroin from ESTP
ESFP: "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

INFJ: writes books about Illuminati, UFO's, and black helicopters
ENFJ: "finds Jesus", convinces friends to "find Jesus" and start a commune, busted by feds, everyone drinks kool-aid
INFP: shoots heroin with ISFP
ENFP: touchy-feely guidance counselor who touches so many students in so many ways

INTJ: just schizoid enough to do analyze data sheets in a cubicle without feeling unfulfilled
ENTJ: gives schizoid intj's data sheets to analyze, moves up corporate ladder after a few well-planned scandals/deaths...
INTP: manages to divide by 0 and tears a hole in the fabric of the universe
ENTP: cable news pundit with exaggerated sense of self-importance
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Very funny. And mostly true.
 

Lexus

New member
Joined
Nov 16, 2011
Messages
40
MBTI Type
xNTJ
For fun, I took the top choice of each from personality page.


ESTP - Sales Representatives

ain't no way.

if james bond is a job type, I'll have it..why do they say we'd do good in sales/ sure, we can DO it, but what a waste of good potential for an ESTP.
 

Red Herring

Superwoman
Joined
Jun 9, 2010
Messages
7,488
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
5w4
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
The suggestions in this thread make me wonder what on earth INTPs used to do before the age of computers :dry:

ISTJ: Vehicle inspector for the DMV or person responsible for the procedural checklists used by NASA
ISFJ: Underpaid veterenarian who works extra hours to take care of emergency cases
ESTJ: No bullshit police officer yelling at jaywalkers
ESFJ: Professional organizer of baking sales and charity festivals

ISTP: Furniture designer for a certain Scandinavian retailer or air force test pilot
ISFP: Works at a hookah store that functions as a meeting place for the town's aged hippie community
ESTP: Head of the local chapter of Hell's Angels or jungle tour guide for adventurous tourists
ESFP: Owner of several night clubs and his/her own best customer

INFJ: Specialty gardener and plant therapist (finds out what's wrong with your orchids by talking to them)
INFP: Author of children's books by day, deathly avenger by night
ENFJ: Used car salesperson or parole officer
ENFP: Kindergardener who enjoys playtime more than the kids

INTJ: Got surprisingly rich through their book "Here's What To Do" (the bestselling sequel to the self help book "I'm Okay, You're Passable")
INTP: College professor wondering why they don't get any funding for their project "A Theory on Scaling Systems for the Quality Assessment of Episodes of 'The Simpsons'"
ENTJ: Runs an underground ring of Girl Scouts pretending to sell cookies only to reconnoiter the neighborhood for later break-ins (which will be handled by an ISTP underling)
ENTP: College professor who DOES get funding for their series of self experiments with mind expending drugs (smooth talked the head of research into this)
 

RandomINTP

Injustice Needs To stoP
Joined
Feb 19, 2015
Messages
388
MBTI Type
INTP
Enneagram
7w8
Instinctual Variant
sx
Acting: ESxx
Architecture: INTJ
Artists: IxxP
Authors: INFx
Consultants: ENTP
Detective (working for the police): ISTJ
Detective (private investigator): INTP
Medical doctor: ENTJ
Engineering: INTJ
Interpreter (translator): ESTJ
Judges: xxTJ
Lawyers (defense): xNTP
Lawyers (prosecution): xNTJ
Mechanics: ISTP
Music industry: ESxP
Nurse: ESFJ
Philosophy: INFJ
Pilot: ISTP
Politics: ENxJ
Psychology: INxx
Religion: ISFJ
Salesmen: ExTx
Science: INTx
Sports: ESxP
Writers: INxP
 

Tippo

New member
Joined
Feb 4, 2015
Messages
92
MBTI Type
ENTJ
ISTJ- Accounting
ISFJ- Nursing
INFJ- Psychiatrist/Psychologist
INTJ- Chemistry/Physics
ISTP- Engineering
ISFP- Music

INFP- Writing
INTP- Mathematics/Philosophy
ESTP- Stock broker
ESFP- Doctor
ENFP- Radio, Talk show host
ENTP- Economics/Finance
ESTJ- Managing
ESFJ- Theology
ENFJ- Teacher
ENTJ- Business

ENTJ business owner however began career as engineer.
 

Cellmold

Wake, See, Sing, Dance
Joined
Mar 23, 2012
Messages
6,266
ISTJ - Office bot

ISFJ - Retail bot

ESFJ - Loud retail bot

ESTJ - Loud office bot

INTJ - Part time asylum resident

ENTJ - Loud part time asylum resident

ENTP - Unemployed

ENFP - Unemployed and crying

INFJ - Professional window licker

INFP - Professional wrist slitter

ENFJ - Loud professional window licker

ESFP - Mime who talks

ESTP - Drug dealer who cannot count past 5 (lost a hand)

ISTP - Murderer

ISFP - Incontinent street performing
 

Cygnus

New member
Joined
Feb 10, 2014
Messages
1,594
Alpha -- Education, Art, Entertainment, History, all stuff involving culture

Beta -- Politics, Communications, Business, Military, Law

Gamma -- Business, Economics, Technology

Delta -- Science, History, Sociology, Psychology
 
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