Hahahahahaha
Oh Purple, you're great...I'm sure you're thinking of these AT&T bastids, so here we go...
No no no, this is actually a cool idea insofar as I wonder how every type would have dealt with a suggestion like this:
SiTe: "Are you crazy? That's completely impractical and totally not worth my time unless you can show me a real reason to do it, in which case I'll probably do it so perfectly that not GOD HIMSELF could find the body."
TeSi: "Okay, folks, these people are a menace to society and we've been given the order to out these people. You all, come around here. Who's doing what? Smith - you're dude X. Jones, you're dude Y. Alright. Let's get this shit done!!!!!!" <war cry>
SeTi: "Hmm, never done anything like that before - I bet you I could do it and never, ever be caught. Let's have a race! Wanna place a bet who does it the best first?"
TiSe: "Yawwwn, boooooorrrrrinnnnngggggg...let's watch some youtube. Wait, how much are you paying?"
NiTe: "Theoretically speaking, we could do this in such and such a way to get such and such a result. It's really too bad to have to kill the guys but the ends justifies the means and we'd be all better off, and if no one finds him, who cares?"
TeNi: "Let's make the ultimate masterplan and let all our little minions do it for us!!! MUAHAHAHHA!!! Why get your hands dirty when plenty of people are more than willing to off a couple of bastids?"
FiNe: "What a neat idea! Let's dream about it and fantasize all kinds of neat, cool, evil ways of doing this, doing that, and.....ohhhh.....butterfly.....hey let's start a club for this, but wheeeeee....I have a new crusade about killing all these m-fs at AT&T who blow. Let's all dream of a better world together without these screwballs, but never actually do anything."
NeFi: "Hey, awesome idea - let's support Purple and think of all sorts of crazy tangents semi- (or not) related to the thing." or "Let's create ethical, moral, and psychological stimuli and rationale to make other people want to get up, kill these m-f-er and bury them so that even *I* have no damn clue where the dead guys are."
NiFe: "Our society is really going down the drain to think that some people even conceptualize such things, even in jest! What have these people ever done to you? We should fight for better conditions for these people so that things aren't frustrating and customer service is better in the first place."
FeNi: "Oh my GOD! That is totally inhumane!!! How could you suggest such a thing? Unless it's someone close to me, in which case I'll help you dig the grave and keep mum about the whole thing. If not, I could help you deal with your problems....."
SeFi: "Hellz yeah, great idea, let's try it!!! Never done anything like this before - it should be fun!!!!!!!" or "Nah, dude, I'm going to this really cool party, and going dancing, and that would ruin my WHOLE NIGHT!"
FiSe: "Why do you want to do that? Oh, a new toy and I get to press a big red button??? OH GOOODYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" or "Damn, I'm hungry, let's talk about this later."
TiNe: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah kill blah blah blah blah blah blah hide and then we can blah blah blah blah blah to blah blah blah <ten minutes of more blah blah blah> and then blah blah blah to blah blah blah blah, which is backed up by blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then blah blah blah to establish blah blah blah blah for the blah blah blah to blah blah blah <go on and on theorizing in no words or tangents anyone could follow> blah blah blah <droninggggggggggggggggg onnnnnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnnnn>"
NeTi: "Soooooooooooooooooooo I have come up with this amazing contraption that will kill anyone and make the body disappear!!!!!!!!!! No wait, stand there. No, no, no, there. DO YOU WANT TO END UP IN A MOLTEN LAVA CORE??? THERE!!!! There ya go, now see this seismic contraptulator? Okay, this is an ingenious device that makes the earth suck up your body by creating a massive earthquake in a meter square, so that the earth literally sucks your body down to the earth's core!!!!! Well NOT YOURS, don't FREAK OUT - I mean the AT&T assholes. HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! Try to find a body in the core!!!! THE CORE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Do you KNOW how long I've worked to develop this??? Now we can get rid of those AT&T bastids for sure!!!" <five years later it is bought and used by the government after some modifications to destroy Russia and China in seconds and NeTi whines and bitches about how he never expected his device to be used for something THAT devious....>
