Bigfoot body found

[JAVO]

Georgians say they have proof of Bigfoot - CNN.com

A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday, they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery in order to protect the remaining creatures.
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A photograph on that group's Web site shows what appears to be the body of a large, hairy creature with an ape-like face, stuffed into a large freezer.

 

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Goddamn... if this is real, it could change our understanding of primates quite a bit... then again, is it 'possible' that this is a freak mutation? ? ? Biologists and primatologists?

 

[Jack Flak]

No, they didn't. Er, they don't. No, no, no.

 

[Prototype]

Star Wars??

 

[Ivy]

I saw somewhere that they "wouldn't allow anyone to see the body until THE Bigfoot researcher to come down and verified it." That smells hoaxy. I mean, besides the fact that IT'S BIGFOOT.

 

[Colors]

Is Georgia that unpopulated? And isn't it convenient to have fallen into the hands of opportunists. Then again, maybe lots of discoveries are by opportunists- I guess I'm not really familiar with the history of discovery of new species.

Then again, it's BigFoot! Who wouldn't be curious... Who here knows how one sneaks into a press conference?

 

[sassafrassquatch]

 

[Prototype]

Bigfoot, or another big hoax? - San Jose Mercury News

I guess they should look towards Australia... Possibly were it originated?

 

[swordpath]

Fake as fake.

 

[Colors]

Bigfoot, or another big hoax? - San Jose Mercury News

I guess they should look towards Australia... Possibly were it originated?

Ah, looks like a hoax. I'm kind of sad now that I didn't try to come down and get into that press conference myself. Human study and all.

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

I saw somewhere that they "wouldn't allow anyone to see the body until THE Bigfoot researcher to come down and verified it." That smells hoaxy. I mean, besides the fact that IT'S BIGFOOT.

When I read that I wondered if they wanted to get that Bigfoot researcher to verify it as real, then they show him for a fool or something.

 

[Ivy]

Oh snap! I wasn't even thinking on that level!

 

[6sticks]

A policeman and a former corrections officer

Hoax.

 

[Nocapszy]

Shouldn't this be in the graveyard?

 

[htb]

From Reuters:

Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.

Only professionals can report that with a straight face.

 

[Prototype]

And if it isn't a hoax?... What would that say about the concept of...*cough*..Religion?...

 

[Colors]

On the way to the drying rack, God fumbled a few of our still-wet human fellows into a pile of his mustache shavings?

 

[Prototype]

On the way to the drying rack, God fumbled a few of our still-wet human fellows into a pile of his mustache shavings?

Yeah...

 

[Domino]

On the way to the drying rack, God fumbled a few of our still-wet human fellows into a pile of his mustache shavings?

LOL!

God: "Oops! Butter fingers! hahah!"

 

[01011010]

It was a frozen gorilla costume. Class act.