Birds. Dirty disgusting birds.

[xenaprincess]

There are feral parrots in Los Angeles.

We have them in Brooklyn! Parakeets, I think.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

There are feral parrots in Los Angeles.

Was one of them in the movie Paulie?

 

[Metis]

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

 

[Kas]

I don't like birds since I have seen Hitchcock movie as a kid...

Pigeons are pure evil. My friend used to make pigeon sound during highschool lessons to scare me.

 

[Qlip]

I don't like birds since I have seen Hitchcock movie as a kid...

Pigeons are pure evil. My friend used to make pigeon sound during highschool lessons to scare me.

Did a pigeon do something to you? I live right where The Birds was filmed. There's 'Bird's' cafes everywhere here, but all the birds are nice as far as I've experienced them.

I'm not afraid of them, but seagulls are nasty bastards. They steal your food, shit on you, eat garbage and there's the devil in their eyes.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm not afraid of them, but Seagulls are nasty bastards. Steal your food, shit on you, eat garbage.

TIL my ex girlfriend was a Seagull.

 

[Qlip]

TIL my ex girlfriend was a Seagull.

Lol, gotta be careful with those otherkin.

 

[Kas]

Did a pigeon do something to you? I live right where The Birds was filmed. There's 'Bird's' cafes everywhere here, but all the birds are nice as far as I've experienced them.

I'm not afraid of them, but seagulls are nasty bastards. They steal your food, shit on you, eat garbage and there's the devil in their eyes.

Not personally. But in big cities when people feed them they can get very mean as they are not afraid of people. And they are really mean to each other from what I observed (but well many animals are, humans included). Eat garbage, survive everything - I consider them bird equivalent of cockroaches, but I am definitely prejudices.

Oh yes seagulls are mean. They stole once my only sandwich.

Are there birds in Bird's cafes?

 

[SD45T-2]

Did a pigeon do something to you? I live right where The Birds was filmed. There's 'Bird's' cafes everywhere here, but all the birds are nice as far as I've experienced them.

I'm not afraid of them, but seagulls are nasty bastards. They steal your food, shit on you, eat garbage and there's the devil in their eyes.

Not personally. But in big cities when people feed them they can get very mean as they are not afraid of people. And they are really mean to each other from what I observed (but well many animals are, humans included). Eat garbage, survive everything - I consider them bird equivalent of cockroaches, but I am definitely prejudices.

Oh yes seagulls are mean. They stole once my only sandwich.

You know who else is awful? Geese. Around here we get tons of Canada geese that hang out on golf courses. They also like to hang out on the church lawn, so naturally they poop all over the place. I'd like to shoot them, maybe with something like a suppressed .22 so as not to disturb the neighbors, but that's not legal. So I have to settle for chasing them off with the lawn tractor.

Are there birds in Bird's cafes?

Yo dawg!

 

[Metis]

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Woah, it looks like it has teeth. I didn't think birds had those. Although they're probably more for filtering stuff than chewing.

 

[Metis]

Woah, it looks like it has teeth. I didn't think birds had those. Although they're probably more for filtering stuff than chewing.

They're serrated edges called tomia, and they don't have enamel. Mark David | Geese teeth — can birds really have teeth?

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

They're serrated edges called tomia, and they don't have enamel. Mark David | Geese teeth — can birds really have teeth?

So they are used for grinding things, rather than filtering. I guess I should be more scared than amused when geese hiss at me for WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK.

 

[Metis]

So they are used for grinding things, rather than filtering. I guess I should be more scared than amused when geese hiss at me for WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK.

It's their sidewalk.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

It's their sidewalk.

No it's not!

 

[Metis]

No it's not!

Looks like it to me.

City councillors to ponder goose droppings | Windsor Star

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Looks like it to me.

City councillors to ponder goose droppings | Windsor Star

I've already pondered them. They're very grassy. Maybe I could be a city councillor.

 

[Metis]

I've already pondered them. They're very grassy. Maybe I could be a city councillor.

Maybe you could be a goose.