save the environment - kill yourself

[Haphazard]

New Eco-Friendly Cigarettes Kill Destructive Human Beings Over Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[magpie]

Save yourself - kill the environment!

 

[Forever]

Save yourself - like your own post!

Anyway, I'm going vegan so in some smol way I care for this planet.

 

[Smilephantomhive]

Maybe we should stop driving cars. They kill many people and animals in crashes, while also causing pollution. I propose an infinity electric bus like thing that moves in a circle, and you can get off at any point. The stops will be annoying, so there will be desks for people to do their work, as well as serving food, so the company can make a profit.

There should also be a world wide cow massacre since their shit is a major pollutant.

 

[I Tonya]

Maybe let man's natural population control, disease, do it's job.

 

[Peter Deadpan]

I don't feel guilty for being alive, but I do sincerely want Mother Earth to unleash her fury on us and swallow us alive. It's too far gone and mankind is far too selfish to turn a new leaf, as a whole. I am okay with sacrificing myself for the planet and all of its truly beautiful critters, of which mankind doesn't belong.

It will be shocking if we don't destroy each other and ourselves in the process.