Bugs need to chill out.

[Jeffster]

Stop flying back and forth all the time. Just stop. Relax and enjoy the sights for once, you're gonna be dead in a few days anyway. Stop acting like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and hurrying so much. Sheesh.

 

[Halla74]

Same goes for single celled organisms! :horor:

What can be done to end the immeasurable suffering that is occuring right before our eyes?

Is there some huge Federal bailout we can pass to try and save the bugs?

 

[swordpath]

Flies ftl.

 

[Giggly]

For real. The little spazzes.

 

[swordpath]

For real. The little spazzes.

I bet they're saying the same thing about us [humans] when we're frantically swatting/stomping at them.

 

[JustHer]

But what if flying back and forth is the only thing that gives their life meaning??

 

[swordpath]

Spazz-lives.

 

[brainheart]

They're actually moving really slowly. It just looks fast to us because they've messed with our eyes and motor reflexes. It's this big conspiracy by the New World Order of Insects (NWOI) so that we will think they are inconsequential spazzes. In reality, they control the world and we are their pawns. I read it on a website so it must be true.

 

[swordpath]

So indeed WE are the spazzes. I like it.

 

[ajblaise]

This whole thread could just as easily be about ESTPs.

 

[brainheart]

That's what the bugs want you to think.

 

[JustHer]

That's what the bugs want you to think.

I think I am starting to understand now!

 

[Kaizer]

[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCOfJi67I0k&feature=related"]A Bug's Life - 'It's-so-beautiful' [/YOUTUBE]

 

[simpleamazement]

Yea, let's just give them some good vibes, maybe they'll start to relax a little.

 

[PoprocksAndCoke]

Do they count as bugs if they're 4' 6", extremely annoying, female, and in the form of a little sister, but also need to chill out?

 

[BlueScreen]

Bugs are annoying.

They fly around in groups, so they all end up annoyed.

And when they get annoyed they are more annoying, so they get more annoyed.

And if there isn't groups, they annoy themselves.

Bugs need anger management.

 

[phoenix13]

Stop flying back and forth all the time. Just stop. Relax and enjoy the sights for once, you're gonna be dead in a few days anyway. Stop acting like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and hurrying so much. Sheesh.

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I have nothing to add to this thread. I just found it really really funny.