I want to eat this!

[Lateralus]

How Would You Grow the World's Biggest Potato?: Scientific American

 

[limeo]

Mmmm... major mashed potatoes....

 

[prplchknz]

at first i thought it was some organ of a really large elephant and was like that looks icky. then i saw it was a potato

 

[Lateralus]

Imagine that potato impacted in your colon. Fun stuff!

 

[prplchknz]

I think your colon would split.

 

[THEANO]

I didn't want to eat that when I saw it...and now after the last two posts, I want to eat it even less

 

[Athenian200]

Why? It doesn't look very appetizing. It looks quite mutated.

I suppose it would have to be, though. The genes of a potato plant apparently just aren't designed to work correctly towards producing a potato shape at those sizes.

 

[CzeCze]

You know that's a giant tumor tuber, right?

 

[THEANO]

You know that's a giant tumor tuber, right?

You goof! :yim_rolling_on_the_

 

[Eldanen]

It looks like it's defective.

 

[Pancreas]

It looks like it's trying to eat the guy's face.

 

[THEANO]

It looks like it's trying to eat the guy's face.

or to suck out his brain with that little tentacle at the top

 

[Pancreas]

or to suck out his brain with that little tentacle at the top

Yes. And he's trying to pull it away. That look on his face. It's all "stop that, stop it, don't do that".

It looks like a smile, but if you look carefully, it's actually a grimace.

 

[THEANO]

Yes. And he's trying to pull it away. That look on his face. It's all "stop that, stop it, don't do that".

It looks like a smile, but if you look carefully, it's actually a grimace.

yes, yes, it's a pure look of terror disguised as a smile. It's probably trying not to agitate that 'thing' or to let it know that he is actually thinking of suddenly chucking it as far away from himself as he can.

 

[Pancreas]

yes, yes, it's a pure look of terror disguised as a smile. It's probably trying not to agitate that 'thing' or to let it know that he is actually thinking of suddenly chucking it as far away from himself as he can.

Most likely. Thread title should be changed to 'It wants to eat you'.

I wonder how long ago that photo was taken. I wonder if he's been eaten yet.

 

[THEANO]

Most likely. Thread title should be changed to 'It wants to eat you'.

I wonder how long ago that photo was taken. I wonder if he's been eaten yet.

Worthwhile question. Why don't you conduct a little research into it? I'd love to know the answer

 

[phoenix13]

He likes his potatoes the way he likes his women: "ugly but sweet" and very very large.

 

[THEANO]

He likes his potatoes the way he likes his women: "ugly but sweet" and very very large.

sweet and yammy

 

[Pancreas]

Worthwhile question. Why don't you conduct a little research into it? I'd love to know the answer

Well, the photo in question was taken on the 6th of December.

As you can see from the diagram below, the thing is quite sizeable.

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I’d say we can pretty safely conclude that this guy is at least partially digested by now.

 

[THEANO]

Well, the photo in question was taken on the 6th of December.

As you can see from the diagram below, the thing is quite sizeable.

View attachment 2886

I’d say we can pretty safely conclude that this guy is at least partially digested by now.

Thanks for making me laugh while I had a mouthful of hot coffee....now I am off to do some laundry.