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Women - How To Pee Standing Up

Mal12345

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http://www.amazon.com/Stand2pee-Teaching-Women-How-Pee-Standing/dp/B0044ZIP7M/

"The only Hollywood-produced instructional DVD that teaches women how to pee standing up without the need of a funnel, gadget or device. Never squat again while hiking, camping or on long road trips; stop worrying about hovering over dirty seats, and when available, stand confidently at a urinal. In a single day you can learn a skill that will be useful any time you are away from home. Companies have been making funnel-type devices that direct your pee for nearly 20-years, and while these gadgets can serve a purpose, most are bulky or environmentally unfriendly cardboard for a single-use. If you forget your FUD (female urinary device) you are SOL (squatting on land)."
 

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Already know how. All it takes is a pole or tree to hold on to. Then you just stick your butt out to avoid your pants. Pretty easy :)
 

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Already know how. All it takes is a pole or tree to hold on to. Then you just stick your butt out to avoid your pants. Pretty easy :)

But do you come with an instructional DVD?
 

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I used to squat all the time when I was a kid playing outside beat bothering going back in. Got in trouble for it since it was down the driveway and my house was on a busy street.....oops
 

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And I thought it was only ESFJs who had this natural talent. Since they are so worried they might miss out on something :D
 

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I used to squat all the time when I was a kid playing outside beat bothering going back in. Got in trouble for it since it was down the driveway and my house was on a busy street.....oops

Some kid that lived next door to my mom just dropped his pants, squatted down in the open, and took a shit when he was in sixth grade. She saw the whole thing.

Peeing outside was always a helpful tool as a kid, but after my mom told me that story, I made sure to be aware of my surroundings before doing my duty.
 

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Some kid that lived next door to my mom just dropped his pants, squatted down in the open, and took a shit when he was in sixth grade. She saw the whole thing.

:rofl1: no idea why this strikes me as so freaking funny, but it does.

In case anyone else was wondering:

She tells the women the secret: holding your skin aside so as to not break the pee stream, spreading and locking your knees, and abruptly starting and stopping the stream like a man to prevent drizzling. The students start pantless in the shower, and graduate to streaming with pants on, zipper down, into a toilet and, lastly, a urinal.
 

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Just make sure to do it right.

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In case anyone else was wondering:
She tells the women the secret: holding your skin aside so as to not break the pee stream, spreading and locking your knees, and abruptly starting and stopping the stream like a man to prevent drizzling. The students start pantless in the shower, and graduate to streaming with pants on, zipper down, into a toilet and, lastly, a urinal.

Why the hell do I need to do that.. ever?
Urinals are vile.
 

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Lol it's not that hard to do. I was quite excited when i figured it out by myself as a kid but the novelty wears off.
 
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Very ingenious thread;). Next time I definitely try without hands, I promise.

Some pegs may help to keep the toilets clean.
 

93JC

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Urinals aren't that vile either. No one makes those communal piss troughs anymore.

EDIT: Actually they do still make them, I just checked. My bad. But no one in their right mind would install one of those piss troughs anymore.
 

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This is hilarious. Why the hell is there a video for this? I figured it out on my own the first time I went hiking...
 

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Is it empowering to pee standing up as a woman?

Personally, I find it empowering to poop standing up, although i have to admit success has been limited, and messy.
 

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i like sitting down and i'd like to stay sitting down while i pee THANK U VERY MUCH!!!
 
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