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Pap Smear

Tallulah

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I'm with you, Domino! Absolutely hate them, especially the speculum part. And I can't relax at all in a gynological atmosphere.
 

onemoretime

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I'm with you, Domino! Absolutely hate them, especially the speculum part. And I can't relax at all in a gynological atmosphere.

Unable to relax in a formaldehyde tinted atmosphere where your primary purpose is to have a cold-fingered individual stare intently at your vulva like an art critic at an opening, trying to determine if the flower on canvas was sufficiently vaginal?

Yeah, you're weird. ;)
 

Alwar

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What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?
 

Unkindloving

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What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?

You'd think so, but you'd also think they'd invent something better for periods too.
"Here.. shove this stick of cotton up there. We've added applicators, be happy"
or
"Here.. align this plastic cup up in your hooha and it'll be a pool for the clots to play marco polo in!"

Yea. We're all screwed here.
 

Haphazard

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What is it with all these intrusive medical procedures, can't someone invent some star trek scanner or something? I hear when men get into their 40's they are supposed to take some prostate test where they shove something into the wang. When you get into your 60's do they just take you out back and beat you or what?

It's called a nursing home, and it doesn't happen until a bit later.
 

Salomé

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Ha! I thought pap smear was a breast exam.

Yeah, I don't really understand wimmenz bits. Thank God mine never give me any aggro.
 

JocktheMotie

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I used to think a pap smear was some kind of womanly faux pas that happened if you weren't careful in the bathroom or something.

"It was unbelievable! There was Pap everywhere!"

And so on.
 
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