Do you have stealth abs?

[Little Linguist]

Sorry, I know this should probably go in the fluff zone, but I couldn't resist this quote from the Urban Dictionary!

stealth abs

When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.
This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.

TOO FUNNY!

 

[visaisahero]

my stealth abs fail at stealth

 

[EJCC]

I don't think I'm even fit enough to have stealth abs...

 

[Biaxident]

my stealth abs fail at stealth

Dude. I'm jealous. You have no meat on your bones. Eat something.

 

[Magic Poriferan]

My abs have all the stealth of a panzer division.

 

[Andy]

Yep, I've got them. I can do 100 sit ups or 40 Vs easily enough and you can't see my Abs at all.

 

[visaisahero]

Dude. I'm jealous. You have no meat on your bones. Eat something.

i'm really too skinny, i hate it. i don't have the discipline to sustain a bulk routine in the long run

 

[Biaxident]

Eat fast food every hour you're awake, and your gain weight.