Best way to get sick in a day

[ThatsWhatHeSaid]

Get pregnant.

 

[disregard]

Make out with someone.
Get on an airplane.

 

[The Ü™]

Picture your grandparents having sex.

 

[ThatsWhatHeSaid]

Swallow a spoon.

 

[Jack Flak]

Fall out of a second story window.

 

[Jack Flak]

Stick a penny up your nose?

 

[swordpath]

Why? Celebrate your friends birthday... do it for her.

 

[mlittrell]

one word: a couple drops of bleach

crap thats 5 words

 

[Little Linguist]

Jeez, that is too much work and too painful.

Just tell her, "Sorry, I can't make it. Something came up."

Honesty is the best policy.

On the other hand, if you really want to get sick just for kicks because you are feeling masochistic today - well, hell, everyone had a lot of - interesting - ideas.

But I find the best way to get sick depends on the individual. I bet some people can drink turpentine without bothering them; others drink a glass of milk, and they are shitting all day.

Although I've never tried to get sick, I notice that if I am in a rush and leave the house without drying my hair when it's really cold outside and don't dress warmly enough, I will get a cold, sure 's shootin'. But that's just me. And my colds go directly to my throat, so I can't talk for shit.

Now I don't do that anymore because I noticed the pattern and stopped the behavior.

That's a start.

 

[Clownmaster]

Exactly. When she's Robotrippin she'll have no qualms with skipping out on a birthday party.

Or she'll go to the party anyways, being nearly incapable of walking, with huge dilated pupils and extreme drymouth with a chattering shaking bottom jaw, looking really pale with very low body temperature.

And change the opinion people have for her of Everyone there.

 

[prplchknz]

I've done the robotrip a few times actually. I just ended up going and had a great time, I'm the type that's like I don't want to go and will be figuring out ways to get out of it, but once I'm their I have a great time. I also got invited to two halloween parties, I would love to go to both but probably will only have enough energy for one. Though I am a night owl.

 

[Nocapszy]

Ok so my room mate's birthday is tommorow, and that means I have to go out which I don't want to. as it means getting dressed up and going to eat some place, so I was wondering if anyone knew of a way to get sick not hospital sick but throwing up semi-violently. I just want to hide in my bed under some blankies and pretend outside doesn't exist.

How could throwing up be any better?

Take a few dozen lithium pills.
Or just swallow a battery -- that ought to work.

 

[Simplexity]

Or just smoke a lot of pot or do a decent amount of safe illegal drugs and use that as an excuse. Alcohol is too obvious.

After reading over some posts I see evan the clown and ajblaise have already hinted at this

 

[swordpath]

She already went, guys.