Analyzing humor - Which of these jokes tickle your funny bone and why?

[yupitsme]

Are you trying to pick a fight with me after only two posts?

Perhaps you have picked the wrong guy as I don't engage in arguments rather I take the opportunity to express myself across the world.

Should you take the same opportunity, I will be happy to listen to you.

Not at all vic. I got nothing but love. Im just playing with a response I found a bit uptight compared to norms in my world. I appreciate your participation and feedback immensely especially isnce we are a little different from each other. Thank you very much.

I dont wait to participate until I have reached some artificilalevel of acceptance. Im a joiner so I jump right in.

Thanks again, I appreciate your willingness to listen, consider and to share. Your sort is my favorite sort of fellow man. Peace.

 

[entropie]

5 and 14

 

[yupitsme]

Thank you all so much for the responses. My gratitude can not be expressed in words even if you dont like them. The dislike or even hatred is just as helpful to know as positive comments. I did have a little fun with a few haters (Kidding!) but I still appreciate their feedback. It takes all kinds to make the big blue marble spin.

It is clear everyone has been very honest about it. Several important points have been made. I encourage everyone to continue the discussion and if any have an interest in a private discussion, I look forward to that as well.

Cheers

 

[Jaq]

Most of them made me smile, chuckle and laugh

 

[Red Herring]

None of them made me laugh but 5 and 12 were okay (5 reminded me of classic Groucho Marx lines). Most seemed to appeal to a male adolescent audience and play with tiresome chewed-out sexist clichés and a pubescent fascination with perceived taboos. A bit unoriginal and the sort of stuff you would hear on a schoolyard.


But then again we Germans are known to have no sense of humor.

 

[highlander]

I don't know what this means but apparently, I like all the jokes related to sex. I don't think any of the other ones are funny at all.

3. Having sex once a week can improve your immune function by 30 percent. I told my wife "My immune system's low. Assume the position." She said "Youre sick" I said "No but I could be. Bend please. Quick. The sniffles must be stopped"

6. I asked my wife "Are you free tonite?" She said "No its gonna cost you"

13. Indian girl asks the chief "how do you come up with our indian names?" Chief says when you're born we run out of the tee pee and the first thing we see, thats your name. She says "thank you chief buffalo chip" He says "No problem two dogs humping"

16. My dentist asked me if I wanted my cavity filled. I say yes of course. So he spun me around and shoved a dildo in my ass.

 

[A window to the soul]

I don't know what this means but apparently, I like all the jokes related to sex. I don't think any of the other ones are funny at all.

+1

 

[Southern Kross]

I didn't find any funny.

I suppose if I had to pick one, number 5 was the only one that vaguely got close.

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

5 and 14 were the only two that did anything but make me groan.

 

[xisnotx]

grandma for dog, and airport pat down ftw

 

[strychnine]

Some of them are mildly amusing, but I got really bored after a while because it sounded like the same joke over and over again except with different words.

 

[Elisius]

They were all "bad jokes" but they made me chuckle.
13 and 14 were the funniest.

 

[garbage]

2 and 5 are the best. 2 because of its very, very overt implications, 5 because it plays with multiple meanings of words. In my opinion, the rest seem to be reaching.

 

[Redbone]

2 and 6

 

[ReflecTcelfeR]

I remember 5 and 2 being good, the others not so much.

 

[011235813]

OP is an excellent tutorial on how to be unfunny.

 

[Tallulah]

It's like they all came from a "jokes and snappy comebacks" book from the 1960s. Too much work for the set-up, and very little pay-off. Yes, some of your audience will find them funny, but some of your audience will also like According to Jim and Twilight. If you really want to examine humor styles and type preference, post some standup routines from top standups with different personas.

 

[ZPowers]

Why are people posting which jokes they found funny in spoiler tags? Is one of these jokes secretly the plot of the next Batman movie?

If so, I should prep myself for disappointment.

 

[entropie]

Why are people posting which jokes they found funny in spoiler tags? Is one of these jokes secretly the plot of the next Batman movie?

If so, I should prep myself for disappointment.

grumpy old man

 

[Razzaberry]

#2 is actually the only one I can find funny. I've always had a soft-spot for humor like that.

Not only do I laugh at jokes like that but Dead Babies make me laugh too!