Idiots who literally think they're vampires

[Snow Turtle]

Uh no.

Vampires are a fictional construct.

The closest you can get in reality is Porphyria - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

All I'm just saying that like gender and sex is a seperate thing. Human body and vampiric mindset can also be seen as a seperate thing.

You can call them delusional, but perhaps if that's what they truly believe about themselves. *shrug*

 

[Spamtar]

I have naturally larger fangs/K9s than most and my skin is very sensitive to the sun. But I don't drink blood as I have noticed sticking my fangs in an orange and draining it of its juice is quiet satisfying.

 

[Unkindloving]

Part of me wants to say that these people need to try to stop a bus with their bare hands or try to take flight from a 30 story building. Population control would be much easier

Reminds me of Bill Hicks, actually. [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA"]Bill Hicks :38-1:15[/YOUTUBE]

If you can't be arsed: "You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid...thought he could fly...jumped out of a building...what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the fucking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? Fucking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world."

 

[simulatedworld]

ridiculous

 

[SolitaryWalker]

About a year ago I was playing soccer in an indoor facility where fields contain artifical rather than natural grass. The next day difficulties focusing and relaxing plagued me relentlessly. Every now and then the same sentiments come back to haunt me which honestly makes me wonder if I became a vampire. Before the incident I experience a rebarbative reaction to blood, yet now I tend to find it rather pleasant and can envision myself drinking it in small doses. Since that day I have not stepped on that field again, as God knows what creatures may have set their paws on those fields! Perhaps one of those blood consuming beasts salivated all over the field that I was sliding around on and I am deeply concerned!

 

[tcda]

I didn't know people existed who actually thought they were vampires. Have I led a sheltered existence?

 

[Forever_Jung]

I didn't know people existed who actually thought they were vampires. Have I led a sheltered existence?

No but they have, the sun wreaks havoc on vampires.

 

[Arclight]

Like My Mommy used to say to me.. "Its all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye" or this case their life..

Just a few stories In remember from when I was living in the UK.

Not saying all wannbe Vampires are Killers.. I am sure most aren't. and maybe these people would have killed regardless.

Vampire couple jailed for satanic murder - Europe, World - The Independent

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Murder accused had vampire 'interest'

'Vampire killer' found dead in cell - Scotsman.com News

Lesbian 'vampire' lovers jailed for teen murder | Metro.co.uk

 

[Forever_Jung]

Like My Mommy used to say to me.. "Its all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye" or this case their life..

Just a few stories In remember from when I was living in the UK.

Not saying all wannbe Vampires are Killers.. I am sure most aren't. and maybe these people would have killed regardless.

Vampire couple jailed for satanic murder - Europe, World - The Independent

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Murder accused had vampire 'interest'

'Vampire killer' found dead in cell - Scotsman.com News

Lesbian 'vampire' lovers jailed for teen murder | Metro.co.uk

Good GOD! These people need to be institutionalized.

 

[Ginkgo]

mommy I so afrade. i mis yu mommy. i just wantyu to kis me agenn

 

[ObeyBunny]

I want to see these weird-o's 20 years from now. I bet they go no further in life than middle management.

---EDIT---
I just remember hearing a story writen by one of these people.

(Warning, the following adult content was written by a minor)My Immortal Part III

 

[SolitaryWalker]

I think it would be hilarious to create a mokumentary where accomplished actors are interviewed about their fears of becoming vampires. They'll be asked to play the role of a person who had an experience similar to mine which led them to believe that they either are a vampire or are deeply concerned that they are undergoing a transformation. Once its turned into a movie or posted on youtube, we'd have more idiots believing in vampires.

 

[Forever_Jung]

I think it would be hilarious to create a mokumentary where accomplished actors are interviewed about their fears of becoming vampires. They'll be asked to play the role of a person who had an experience similar to mine which led them to believe that they either are a vampire or are deeply concerned that they are undergoing a transformation. Once its turned into a movie or posted on youtube, we'd have more idiots believing in vampires.

It has to be done

Have it starring Robert Downey jr. and call it "Kiss Kiss Fang Fang" *groans*

Edit: Well maybe a more serious title would serve your purposes better

 

[teslashock]

Guys, maybe we should be more open-minded about this.

I don't think homosexuals would like it if we said "Can you believe that some people actually think that they are attracted to the SAME SEX?! WHAT IDIOTS!!"

Just sayin'...

 

[Magic Poriferan]

Guys, maybe we should be more open-minded about this.

I don't think homosexuals would like it if we said "Can you believe that some people actually think that they are attracted to the SAME SEX?! WHAT IDIOTS!!"

Just sayin'...

I think the insult lies in implying that the two are that analogous.

 

[teslashock]

I think the insult lies in implying that the two are that analogous.

An insult to the homosexuals through the lens of those who think vampires are frauds.

A compliment to the vampires through the lens of those who believe that homosexuality is legitimate.

Vampires were once people too ya know...

 

[kendoiwan]

 

[Arclight]

Guys, maybe we should be more open-minded about this.

I don't think homosexuals would like it if we said "Can you believe that some people actually think that they are attracted to the SAME SEX?! WHAT IDIOTS!!"

Just sayin'...

The difference of course being that Homosexuals ARE attracted to the same sex.
I'm sorry but that is an awful analogy.. Just saying..

 

[Spamtar]

^^Oh the nostalgia

Oops I think I have been found out. Thats not a stake in your hand is it.

"Van Helsing!" (shaking fist toward the sky)

 

[ObeyBunny]

Okay, I remember hearing a radio show about people going overboard and believing that they are fantasy characters (dragons, vampires, elves). This was recorded some time ago, but I guess it still applies.

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-overboard.mp3

Warning: Strong language.