Challenge 4, Season 1: Submission Thread

[EffEmDoubleyou]

If it's going to end at the same time, might as well hear it on Sunday morning. Saturday night will just ruin my Saturday night

 

[Anonymous]

I know! You'll get one! I'm just figuring out if it's worth starting the next one on Saturday and letting it go a little longer in the tooth rather than waiting until after the weekend to start it. The end will be the same either way.

So when does the next season start?

 

[CzeCze]

I just wanted to give big ups to Noah for being so good with the strip. Who needs Carebear and his 'photoshop skillz'. Pshaw. At least, not for this challenge anyway.

Goooooo red!

Seriously, I'm not saying that just cause I'm on the red team either.

While Caffeine gives me serious pause, I was never that into Elvis and sorry Blue, but MANG what a bunch of neo-classicist hippies you are! If I joined your religion I'd have nightmare flashbacks to being back in college.

So in other words --

Red's the way to go!

Yay!

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[Anonymous]

I just wanted to give big ups to Noah for being so good with the strip. Who needs Carebear and his 'photoshop skillz'. Pshaw. At least, not for this challenge anyway.

Goooooo red!

Seriously, I'm not saying that just cause I'm on the red team either.

While Caffeine gives me serious pause, I was never that into Elvis and sorry Blue, but MANG what a bunch of neo-classicist hippies you are! If I joined your religion I'd have nightmare flashbacks to being back in college.

So in other words --

Red's the way to go!

Yay!

*this advertisement endorsed and paid for by Czecze*

Alright, your previous attempt to sabotage our awesome religion is forgiven.

( )

But yeah, I agree with you, the other religions were kind of lame.

 

[Kasper]

Heathens

 

[ygolo]

Drink 100 cups of coffee in 1 hour and save a room full of burning people due to super fast speed, and then we can talk about who the heathens are.

 

[NoahFence]

Save a room full of burning people by being able to piss for twenty minutes, more like...

 

[Oberon]

I'd almost forgot to mention one of the great anthems of our creed. I cannot link to an MP3 file from here, but for your edification here is a link to the lyrics:

Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon

 

[bluebell]

But yeah, I agree with you, the other religions were kind of lame.

And you're totally unbiased. Uh huh.

 

[Oberon]

And you're totally unbiased. Uh huh.

Eh. Anonymous ain' nuthin' but a hound dawg.

 

[bluebell]

Eh. Anonymous ain' nuthin' but a hound dawg.

I'm all shook up.

 

[Atomic Fiend]

Heathens

I resent that.

 

[Oberon]

Teams Red and Green are on Elvis's sh!t list.

You guys better sing ten "Jailhouse Rock"s and ten "Viva Las Vegas"s each if you want absolution.

Team Blue is okay. Elvis always did favor the Blues.

 

[Totenkindly]

Teams Red and Green are on Elvis's sh!t list.

You guys better sing ten "Jailhouse Rock"s and ten "Viva Las Vegas"s each if you want absolution.

I'm drinking my coffee and waiting to be devoured first, thanks.

 

[Oberon]

I'm drinking my coffee and waiting to be devoured first, thanks.

...I'm just imagining Jennifer jumping up from her desk and dancing out into the corridor by her cube, launching into "...Warden threw a party at the county jail!" full-voice.

You get extra grace if you swivel your hips.

 

[Kasper]

I resent that. repent

Fixed

 

[Atomic Fiend]

I resent that. repent. still resent that.

Fixed

Unfixed, adjusted, then repaired.

 

[Totenkindly]

...I'm just imagining Jennifer jumping up from her desk and dancing out into the corridor by her cube, launching into "...Warden threw a party at the county jail!" full-voice.

You get extra grace if you swivel your hips.

 

[Uytuun]

Red. Blood red.

 

[CzeCze]

Prepare to be devoured convert!