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Challenge 2, Season 1, Submission Thread

Choose the Best Rap

  • Black team

    Votes: 6 11.5%
  • Blue team

    Votes: 30 57.7%
  • Green team

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52
  • Poll closed .

Geoff

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I like them all, for different reasons. Green just got the vote (mostly, I was impressed by the need to coordinate across 2 or 3 people with a chorus, and anyway, I've always liked Eminem!)
 

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[chorus]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
logged on today at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your icon on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[n00b]
Dear Blue, I wrote but you still ain't postin
I left two questions and a smiley on this thread I'm hostin'
I repped you for your boastin' so I know you know somethin'
There probably was a problem with speed the server goes on
Sometimes my reps are too incoherent when I post 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back, just to chat.
Introduction, page two:
This is n00b

[chorus]

[n00b]
BlueWing, I relate to what you think and intuit
So I log on to your account, just by hacking into it
Memorizin' your profile helps when I'm inside it
I even got a tattoo of your avatar under my eyelid
Sometimes I even cut myself just to experience Se
It's my Trickster, you see, cause I'm an INFP
Had to visit your moms, dressed like five oh cause you won't talk you see
Well screw the three bears cause your bed felt just right to me
You gotta rep me man, no one else will see
Sincerely yours, n00b. P.S. Will you marry me?

[chorus]

[n00b]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Put-The-Little-Smiley-Happy-Waving-Hi-Hi-Guy
This is the last message you'll see from me before I die
It's been an hour or so and still no word; dont I deserve it?
So I dress my pillows as you,
That doesn't make me perverted.
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you heard it
I'm jumping off a bridge right now, writing on a laptop
I hope you know this is all your fault, you coulda stopped it
Oh wait, I didn't bring a mouse, how am I supposed to press submit?
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Ta...

[BlueWing]
Dear n00b, I would write you sooner but you're such a nothing 'round here.
I've seen you around, troll-fluffing the air
Look, Im really flattered you wanted me to return your affection
But in all honesty, I didn't get the connection.
And what you think about my posts, who cares? I knew it.
Hearing INFP views? I'd sooner laugh at Jon Stewart.
c'mon - how screwed up is you? Im glad I inspire you, but n00b,
You're a total boob, go smoke a doob, cause not much rhymes with n00b.
I'm just scared that you want to abuse me
Unrelated of course I saw some news that confused me
Some crazy dude with a laptop jumped off the Dupont
He was on a forum, writing up a response.
And in the reply they found a name, but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.... it was....no I've lost it, I've completely forgotten it now, something menial like Phil or Dustan.
Oh well, all the best.
Hugs and kisses,
BlueWing.

And this is epic. Very creative. Verily deserved 2nd place.
 

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mrs
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"I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat."

Seriously, I can barely breathe.

"That shit was phat"

:rofl1:
 

CzeCze

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I just want to say --

DAMN YOU ALL!!!

(Especially Haight)

YOU'LL RUE THE DAY!!!!

*shakes fists*

Okay, I'm gonna go now and work on beating you guys silly at the avatar challenge.

It's been real, folks.

:run:
 

nottaprettygal

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I like them all, for different reasons. Green just got the vote (mostly, I was impressed by the need to coordinate across 2 or 3 people with a chorus, and anyway, I've always liked Eminem!)

What are you talking about? I had to bring in my whole posse of npgs in to sing the chorus for the blue team.

You've never struck me as an Eminem man. Interesting.
 

The Ü™

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A good video for the black team would have been to put Uber in a bubbily hot top drinking a 40 and have all of the black team members surrounding him wearing bikinis and feeling his chest.

Standard rap video cliche.

:shock: Limey, Night, Oberon, and Carebear in bikinis? :sick:

Damn, you must have grown up on da streetz.

EDIT: However, Limey may very well look rather dashing in a bikini. But still, I certainly wouldn't want him feeling my chest...
 

Geoff

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What are you talking about? I had to bring in my whole posse of npgs in to sing the chorus for the blue team.

You've never struck me as an Eminem man. Interesting.

Yep, Eminem.. the Eminem Show is probably my favourite. I even manage not to be offended by "Drips" on that album, cos I enjoy the way it's produced. If you are familiar with it, you'll know what I mean.

I'm also partial to a little Dre. 2001 would be my favourite there.

Having said all that, I also like Mozart. I suppose you'd call that eclectic?

Not every book can be judged by its cover :party2:
 

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Congrats guys.

...what happened to Silently Honest...?
 

Tigerlily

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Yay Blue Team! Great job.
cool-smiley-8942.gif
 

Haight

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Points updated in Gauntlet Discussion thread OP.

Next!
 
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Congrats to the Blue team...you guys took us out to the woodshed and made us cut you a switch!

Looks like the Gauntlet is on :)
 

Limey

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:shock: Limey, Night, Oberon, and Carebear in bikinis? :sick:

Damn, you must have grown up on da streetz.

EDIT: However, Limey may very well look rather dashing in a bikini. But still, I certainly wouldn't want him feeling my chest...

Imagine me in one of those satin stripper "elephant trunk" banana hammock dealios.
Won't somebody think of the children!
oh the humanity...


EDIT: in blue.
 

Tigerlily

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I'm honored to have my name in their rap and all, but what else do they want me to post a pic of my .ass? Maybe they're referring to the other Jen. :rolleyes:
 

Carebear

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Why TF are you posting number of views, Haight?=

Edit: Oh, it's not number of views but number of members viewing? That's actually interesting. More than I figured itf that's the case.
 
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