The Cult of Mah-K'gffhhn: Insider Views of Gauntlet

[MacGuffin]

Crap, I forgot Rajah!

It is true I bring a healthy dose of sex appeal to the green team. And we've already established I'm singlehandedly besting two of the Jen Team members in wit. And we're not even counting my other extremely sexy, very witty teammates yet.

This should be a breeze.

Green is moving up!

 

[Wolf]

Crap, I forgot Rajah!

Green is moving up!

I did, too. I thought she wouldn't really play.

Definitely in the running now.

 

[DigitalMethod]

Pretty sig graphic.

You all will win the beauty contest.

Naught anymore red team

 

[MacGuffin]

Naught anymore red team

Yes, much better.

Told ya Team Blue was my fave.

 

[Haight]

Update.

Total current replies to Challenge 1 thread for each team within their private forums:

69
21
10
2

 

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Update.

Total current replies to Challenge 1 thread for each team within their private forums:

69
21
10
2

Very cool idea, this "Insider Views" thread... builds up the suspense like crazy... god I need a tensionema.

 

[The Ü™]

69 is a magic number...

 

[Haight]

69 is a magic number...

So is 86.

 

[Wolf]

I'm rather fond of 88. So are billions of Chinese people.

 

[MacGuffin]

Analysis of teams so far:

Team Red: not bad.

Team Green: if there was one team you other three teams could break into their compound, steal their women, and salt the earth so nothing grows there ever again... this is that team.

Team Blue: not bad.

Team Black: got distracted shaving each other's pubes. Plus, I heard two of the team members actually "did it". Ew!

 

[Oberon]

Team Black: got distracted shaving each other's pubes. Plus, I heard two of the team members actually "did it". Ew!

So, uh, how is that qualitatively different from "not bad"?

 

[Anonymous]

Team Red: far more interested in how they look than anything else.

What the fuck? I alone disprove this theory.

 

[Totenkindly]

So, uh, how is that qualitatively different from "not bad"?

Since the two that did it were both guys, well... you fill in the blank.

 

[Delilah]

What the fuck? I alone disprove this theory.

We really need to do something about that too sweetie, you're a mess.

 

[Anonymous]

We really need to do something about that too sweetie, you're a mess.

"We"? Well, if you insist. I'm all yours.

 

[MacGuffin]

*pokes Team Green with stick*

Is this team alive?

 

[Nocapszy]

Not at the moment.

Someone call Dr. Frankenstein. Or whoever it was that revived the mummy in The Mummy.

I've read Necronomicon, but I don't have time for a multi-being resurrection right now.

I do however have time to dick around posting on the forum. My time is very selective with how it lets me spend it. I'm not lazy, I'm at mercy here.

 

[Tallulah]

*pokes Team Green with stick*

Is this team alive?

We just have better things to do than waste a lot of time talking smack.

 

[MacGuffin]

We just have better things to do than waste a lot of time talking smack.

*pokes Tallulah with stick*

 

[Atomic Fiend]

So Macguff you can read all of the team forums am I correct?

This is how you are getting your info?