[Traditional Enneagram] Enneagram insults!

[fetus]

Feel like insulting yourself or others? Use these Eneagram insults! To figure out which one you are, add the wing word first, then the word for your core. The adjective will go first, then the noun. Capiche?

No hate, please. I understand that these are syrupy stereotypes, but I'm just having fun.


Core 1: Tightwad
Wing 1: Persnickety

Core 2: Busybody
Wing 2: Meddling

Core 3: Sham
Wing 3: Delusory

Core 4: Special snowflake
Wing 4: Pitiful

Core 5: Dweeb
Wing 5: Unapproachable

Core 6: Anxious wreck
Wing 6: Insecure

Core 7: Glutton
Wing 7: Featherbrained

Core 8: Barbarian
Wing 8: Tyrannical

Core 9: Doormat
Wing 9: Lifeless

I'm a featherbrained anxious wreck.

 

[Punderstorm]

A persnickety doormat.
That is probably the most accurate ennegram description I've ever gotten.

 

[hjgbujhghg]

Delusory special snowflake

 

[fetus]

Add your tritype.

Featherbrained anxious wreck, persnickety busybody, persnickety doormat.

 

[Frosty]

Heh

Persnickity doormat, unapproachable anxious wreck(though could be argued 'featherbrained' anxious wreck), then special snowflake.

I like this fetus.

 

[Ghost]

I am a pitiful dweeb. Hi, guys.

 

[á´…eparted]

Meddling tightwad

It's not wrong

 

[Captain_Invincible]

Feel like insulting yourself or others? Use these Eneagram insults! To figure out which one you are, add the wing word first, then the word for your core. The adjective will go first, then the noun. Capiche?

No hate, please. I understand that these are syrupy stereotypes, but I'm just having fun.


Core 1: Tightwad
Wing 1: Persnickety

Core 2: Busybody
Wing 2: Meddling

Core 3: Sham
Wing 3: Delusory

Core 4: Special snowflake
Wing 4: Pitiful

Core 5: Dweeb
Wing 5: Unapproachable

Core 6: Anxious wreck
Wing 6: Insecure

Core 7: Glutton
Wing 7: Featherbrained

Core 8: Barbarian
Wing 8: Tyrannical

Core 9: Doormat
Wing 9: Lifeless

I'm a featherbrained anxious wreck.

I am a Featherbrained Barbarian.

 

[Smilephantomhive]

Unapproachable anxious wreck! Basically correct.

I hire you to be the new description writer for enneagram! I mean enneagram is about what's wrong with you anyway, so might as well make it a bunch of insults. It would probably reduce mistypes since people want to be insulted the right way.

 

[Hitoshi-San]

Featherbrained anxious wreck

alternately, a tyrannical doormat

 

[Yama]

persnickety doormat, featherbrained anxious wreck, persnickety busybody!

 

[Forever]

No...

 

[Forever]

Unapproachable Special Snowflake, Insecure Glutton, and a Persnickety Doormat.

Holy Shit Fetus.

I think people can properly type with this.

 

[magpie]

I think people can properly type with this.

I'm trying. I'm stuck between pitiful, unapproachable, persnickety, and insecure for adjectives. And dweeb, anxious wreck, and special snowflake for nouns. Hmmm.

 

[EJCC]

Meddling tightwad > Insecure glutton > Pitiful sham

This is kinda depressing [MENTION=24479]themightyfetus[/MENTION]. Not wrong. But pretty damn depressing.

 

[1487610420]

lern frum 4chan
news from the onion

wrong thread

 

[á´…eparted]

Meddling tightwad > Insecure glutton > Pitiful sham

This is kinda depressing [MENTION=24479]themightyfetus[/MENTION]. Not wrong. But pretty damn depressing.

Enneagram as a whole is depressing, and it's honestly one of the reasons why I regard the theory as good. It gives you stuff to work towards, and due to it's negativity it gets away from the tendancies of people to latch onto types that look pretty/shiny. Thus it's more accurate a lot of the time.

 

[Lady Lazarus]

Persnickety Doormat> Delusory Special Snowflake> Featherbrained Anxious Wreck.

Where is the lie?

 

[Ursa]

Hahaha! So true.

 

[Qlip]

Delusory special snowflake

I'm an unapproachable special snowflake. I can't think how any one of us 4s could be anything but flattered.