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Which enneagram do you think is the most likely to be a criminal?

Evo

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9? Can't hold in anger anymore?

8? Out of rage?

7? Out of "yolo" type of thinking.

6? Ha, need I say more? lol

5? cold killer? ( I am making that up, I don't know any 5's)Why would they go to jail?

4? Jealousy?

3? Stop at nothing to be at the top including embezzlement?

2? Tired from having to take the worlds problems, and just goes crazy?

1? All or nothing, nothings right so they don't follow rules?


Just making shit up here...

tell me what you think?
 

Azure Flame

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Depends what motivations and what kind of crime.

I'll go with 8 and 5. Maybe even 3.
 

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[MENTION=10984]DJ Arendee[/MENTION]
Really? What kind of crimes would be the type that a 5 would commit?

Also, i just realized...a nine would to jail cause weed prolly lol
 

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4w5 sx/sp 479 :smoke:
 
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WALMART

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Also, i just realized...a nine would to jail cause weed prolly lol

The times they are a changin'!

800px-World-cannabis-laws.png


The world'll be just fine for an impish nine like me.
 

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8w7 with the focus on extreme control and antisocial aggression.
 

Azure Flame

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[MENTION=10984]DJ Arendee[/MENTION]
Really? What kind of crimes would be the type that a 5 would commit?

Also, i just realized...a nine would to jail cause weed prolly lol

An E5 would probably pull some enron shit.

An E8 would probably pull some "no country for old men" shit.

An E3 would probably stick to murder.
 
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Stansmith

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1 - Shooting a trespasser in a state where it isn't allowed

2 - Killing her husband for not appreciating her

3 - Fraud, corruption, homicide

4 - Some weird sh-t like public nudity for the sake of self-expression, probably drug possession too

5 - Disintegrating to 7 and going ape sh-t

6 - Taking out frustration on others or a perceived target in an extreme way

7 - Damaging property, drug possession, killing someone after doing too much blow

8 - Homicide

9 - Drug possession
 

Evo

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The times they are a changin'!

800px-World-cannabis-laws.png


The world'll be just fine for an impish nine like me.

ha ha ... I know..once its legal everywhere what the hell would ever make a nine go to jail? Lmao
 

Evo

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1 - Shooting a trespasser in a state where it isn't allowed

2 - Killing her husband for not being responsive enough

3 - Fraud, corruption, homicide

4 - Some weird sh-t like public nudity for the sake of self-expression, probably drug possession too

5 - Disintegrating to 7 and going ape sh-t

6 - Taking out frustration on others or a perceived target in an extreme way

7 - Damaging property, drug possession, killing someone after doing too much blow

8 - Homicide

9 - Drug possession

yes! Nice.

Thats the stuff im talkin about!
 
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Stansmith

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I can't see a 7w6 commiting homicide or even doing cocaine, that's more 7w8 territory. 7w6 is safe light-hearted fun.
 
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WALMART

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ha ha ... I know..once its legal everywhere what the hell would ever make a nine go to jail? Lmao

Recently I paid over nine hundred dollars in failure to appear court costs for assorted speeding tickets I've accumulated over the years on my motorcycle.

I didn't think showing up was all that big of a deal :shrug:

I guess they take that stuff serious.
 

Evo

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Recently I paid over nine hundred dollars in failure to appear court costs for assorted speeding tickets I've accumulated over the years on my motorcycle.

I didn't think showing up was all that big of a deal :shrug:

I guess they take that stuff serious.

omfg i love it. As a 6 sp i couldnt do that...i cant help but lmao at the irony...but i am sorry about the amount :( thats a hefty chunka change to be spending on shit thats meaningless
 
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omfg i love it. As a 6 sp i couldnt do that...i cant help but lmao at the irony...but i am sorry about the amount :( thats a hefty chunka change to be spending on shit thats meaningless

Tell me about it.

The judge was cool, he dismissed the speeding tickets (which cost more) but made me pay the failure to appears "as a lesson". lolz.
 

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Tell me about it.

The judge was cool, he dismissed the speeding tickets (which cost more) but made me pay the failure to appears "as a lesson". lolz.

damn....guess ull never forget huh lol
 

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E3 is gonna use crime as a shortcut to his goals. Then the E3 is gonna get overconfident about its ability to get away with shit and buy a Ferrari. Authorities be like "who's this guy" and start investigating. Busted.

E4- does suicide count?

E5 will become an 1337 h4ck3r. Will die unknown. And virgin.

Cp 6 will see the cool kids robbing and drug dealing and will end up joining them to become cool too. After some years, he becomes the crazy-yet-smart gang leader. Ends up getting betrayed and killed.
 

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i would say, my own, 4w3.

ive encountered other 4w3's who dont have any regard for laws, and neither do i really, since they are unjust.

if a 4w3 feels like doing something.. we will. we are pretty stubborn to get it our way.

8w7's also seem pretty reckless.

E4- does suicide count?

lols, thats more type related.
i guess, being an enfj makes me such a pussy and so hopeful, that even though my life has always been shit, i still have hope..
 

Standuble

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lol at Weed being legal in North Korea.

I would guess 7 or 8. The others would probably only become a criminal out of some ideological reason or if pushed too far.
 
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